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Poem Details | by
Randy Johnson |
Categories:
bird, funny, humor, humorous,
I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.
(This is a fictional poem)
Poem Details | by
A.E. Rivenbark |
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Poppy the parrot
Picked pus from a pimple’s peak
but then Poppy pricked Poe’s pajama pole
Patrolman Pat picked Poppy up by his beak
Prisoned Poppy pleads for parole
and pecks popcorn and crumbs all week
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
bird, humor,
There was a pirate whose parrot could talk
What happened to it was such a big shock
At the captain it swore
Poor old thing seen no more
Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky, smile,
once a parrot named kevin
wanted to go to heaven
so he flew and flew
but when out of view
was forced to land in akron.
Poem Details | by
Cecil Hickman |
Categories:
adventure, animals, fantasy, funny, imagination, sea
Under the sea lived a parrot.
She loved to play with a ferret.
Then upon one day,
In the month of May,
They both shared a yellow carrot.
Poem Details | by
James Fraser |
Categories:
animals, funny
I know of a parrot called Lewis
Whose impressions went right just through us
With his amazing charm
Like a burglar alarm
When he did, he'd always confuse us
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
bird, humor,
The parson's parrot was a sinful bird,
Known for squawking many a naughty word!
Said parson, "Let's make a pact;
Here and now clean up your act!"
Squawked bird, "Those very words from you I heard!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Poem Details | by
Robert Gorelick |
Categories:
animal, humorous,
A Mexican parrot clever and wise
escaped his dreadful cage in Van Nuys
He flew out of the Valley
back to old Mexicali
singing: Hasta la vista, you guys!
Written 2/19/22
Poem Details | by
Andrew Fairchild |
Categories:
anti bullying, confidence, faith, funny, perspective, psychological, writing,
I’ll pluck the poisonous parrot with a PROVERB:
‘Nob’dy can make you feel inferior without your consent!’*
(But WHY
Would I give my consent,
ANYWAY?)
(Because it’s a habit!)
(Because DREAMS are SCARY)
(The mean little P.P. SABOTAGES words with words)
…a little advice: pull out the tail-feathers first,
Then pop the poisonous parrot in the pot,
And it will resolve into a fine glue
With which,
You can stick words together
(best use of raw materials!)
*Eleanor Roosevelt
Written On: 1/8/2019
For: Plucking the Poisonous Parrot Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy
Poem Details | by
Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories:
funny,
The Parrot.
The café in our village has shut. The couple who ran it left
when their parrot died. They had kept the place open for it,
since it was a genial bird. The parrot called everyone who
entered idiots; people laughed no one took offence, or so
we all thought. But someone must have taken umbrage, it
was shot through the window when the café was empty.
Feather everywhere the village was shocked, who could do
such a shameful deed? The culprit, was a farmer, who had
drunk his coffee at the café for twenty odd years, and had
enough of being called an idiot. The moral of this sad tale,
if there is any: if you call a man an idiot long enough he will
end up being one.
Poem Details | by
Alkas Poetry |
Categories:
allegory, allusion, analogy, funny, humorous,
to talking parrot
depends on owners culture
to speak well, badly...