Humorous and funny Parrot poems and/or funny poems about Parrot. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Parrot funny poems!
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
bird, funny, humor, humorous,
Foul Mouth Parrot
I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.
(This is a fictional poem)
Written by
A.E. Rivenbark
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Poppy Parrot
Poppy the parrot
Picked pus from a pimple’s peak
but then Poppy pricked Poe’s pajama pole
Patrolman Pat picked Poppy up by his beak
Prisoned Poppy pleads for parole
and pecks popcorn and crumbs all week
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
bird, humor,
Tale of a Talking Parrot
There was a pirate whose parrot could talk
What happened to it was such a big shock
At the captain it swore
Poor old thing seen no more
Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky, smile,
aspiring parrot
once a parrot named kevin
wanted to fly to heaven
so he flew and flew
but when out of view
was forced to land in akron.
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
adventure, animals, fantasy, funny, imagination, sea
Sea Parrot
Under the sea lived a parrot.
She loved to play with a ferret.
Then upon one day,
In the month of May,
They both shared a yellow carrot.
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
animals, funny
Lewis the Parrot
I know of a parrot called Lewis
Whose impressions went right just through us
With his amazing charm
Like a burglar alarm
When he did, he'd always confuse us
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humor,
The Parson's Parrot
The parson's parrot was a sinful bird,
Known for squawking many a naughty word!
Said parson, "Let's make a pact;
Here and now clean up your act!"
Squawked bird, "Those very words from you I heard!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
animal, humorous,
A Mexican Parrot
A Mexican parrot clever and wise
escaped his dreadful cage in Van Nuys
He flew out of the Valley
back to old Mexicali
singing: Hasta la vista, you guys!
Written 2/19/22
Written by
Andrew Fairchild
Categories:
anti bullying, confidence, faith, funny, perspective, psychological, writing,
I'Ll Pluck the Poisonous Parrot With a Proverb
I’ll pluck the poisonous parrot with a PROVERB:
‘Nob’dy can make you feel inferior without your consent!’*
(But WHY
Would I give my consent,
ANYWAY?)
(Because it’s a habit!)
(Because DREAMS are SCARY)
(The mean little P.P. SABOTAGES words with words)
…a little advice: pull out the tail-feathers first,
Then pop the poisonous parrot in the pot,
And it will resolve into a fine glue
With which,
You can stick words together
(best use of raw materials!)
*Eleanor Roosevelt
Written On: 1/8/2019
For: Plucking the Poisonous Parrot Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy
Written by
Jan Oskar Hansen
Categories:
funny,
The Parrot
The Parrot.
The café in our village has shut. The couple who ran it left
when their parrot died. They had kept the place open for it,
since it was a genial bird. The parrot called everyone who
entered idiots; people laughed no one took offence, or so
we all thought. But someone must have taken umbrage, it
was shot through the window when the café was empty.
Feather everywhere the village was shocked, who could do
such a shameful deed? The culprit, was a farmer, who had
drunk his coffee at the café for twenty odd years, and had
enough of being called an idiot. The moral of this sad tale,
if there is any: if you call a man an idiot long enough he will
end up being one.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
abuse, anger, bird, car, funny, giggle, humor,
walking parrot
a parrot walks into a bar
hey buddy have you got a car
i hike for ten miles
get nothing but smiles
and sidewalks are here below par.
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allegory, allusion, analogy, funny, humorous,
Talking Parrot
to talking parrot
depends on owners culture
to speak well, badly...
Written by
Alkas Poetry
Categories:
allusion, humorous, nonsense,
internacional parrot talkng
I have a parrot PAUL who is SpanisH
and his female PAULA who is Italian...
When they start talking in a flirtatious way
PAULA says to PAUL
- PARLA!
PAUL says to PAULA:
- HABLA!
And they spend the whole day HABLANDO and PARLANDO
and nothing else happens...
But my group of PETS is fun...!
Written by
Alesia Leach
Categories:
bird, funny,
The Parrot Who Knew Too Much
Perched up high, a nosy spy,
a feathery fiend with a twinkling eye.
Mimics whispers, spills the tea,
squawking secrets recklessly!
"Mrs. Jones wears curlers bright!"
"Mr. Clark snores every night!"
"Lucy kissed the mailman twice!"
"Grandpa hides a stash of dice!"
The neighbors glare, the house is tense,
one loose beak, at their expense.
Locked away, but still he crows--
"Wait 'til you hear what the banker knows!"