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Poem Details | by randy johnson |
Categories: bird, funny, humor, humorous,

Foul Mouth Parrot

I bought a parrot but he has a foul mouth.
I let him loose so that he could fly South.
But he came home again.
This proves that I can't win.
He says the F word two hundred times a day.
He offends everybody and drives them away.
Nobody will take this bird even though I offer to pay them.
I'm going out of my mind, it looks like I'm stuck with him.
I have the only parrot on Earth that's a sinner.
If he doesn't shut up, he's going to be my dinner.

(This is a fictional poem)


Poem Details | by A.E. Rivenbark |
Categories: humor, humorous,

Poppy Parrot

Poppy the parrot

Picked pus from a pimple’s peak

but then Poppy pricked Poe’s pajama pole

Patrolman Pat picked Poppy up by his beak

Prisoned Poppy pleads for parole

and pecks popcorn and crumbs all week

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: bird, humor,

Tale Of A Talking Parrot

There was a pirate whose parrot could talk What happened to it was such a big shock At the captain it swore Poor old thing seen no more Aaargh! Down the plank he forced it to walk

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky, smile,

Aspiring Parrot

There once was a parrot named Kevin
Who wanted to get into heaven.
So he flew and he flew
But when high out of view,
Was ordered to land in Akron.


Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: adventure, animals, fantasy, funny, imagination, sea

Sea Parrot

Under the sea lived a parrot.
She loved to play with a ferret.
Then upon one day,
In the month of May,
They both shared a yellow carrot.

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: animals, funny

Lewis the Parrot

I know of a parrot called Lewis Whose impressions went right just through us With his amazing charm Like a burglar alarm When he did, he'd always confuse us http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-2.php

Poem Details | by Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories: bird, humor,

The Parson's Parrot

The parson's parrot was a sinful bird,

   Known for squawking many a naughty word!

      Said parson, "Let's make a pact;

         Here and now clean up your act!"

            Squawked bird, "Those very words from you I heard!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

Poem Details | by Andrew Fairchild |
Categories: anti bullying, confidence, faith, funny, perspective, psychological, writing,

I'll Pluck the Poisonous Parrot With a Proverb

I’ll pluck the poisonous parrot with a PROVERB:
‘Nob’dy can make you feel inferior without your consent!’*

(But WHY
Would I give my consent,
ANYWAY?)

(Because it’s a habit!)
(Because DREAMS are SCARY)

(The mean little P.P. SABOTAGES words with words)

…a little advice:  pull out the tail-feathers first,
Then pop the poisonous parrot in the pot,

And it will resolve into a fine glue
With which,

You can stick words together

(best use of raw materials!)

*Eleanor Roosevelt

Written On:  1/8/2019
For:  Plucking the Poisonous Parrot Poetry Contest
Sponsored by:  Maureen McGreavy