Humorous and funny Passion poems and/or funny poems about Passion. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Passion funny poems!
Written by
Laura Hannan
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, parody, passion, teen
A Brutally Honest Valentine's
My darling enigma, my dove
You’re the epitome of my love
Your smile shines at me pearly white
Pale skin shines and glints in the light
Silken locks, obsidian flow
Eyes just like ice, crystalline glow
Peals of laughter ring like a bell
Enchant me; I’m under your spell
You walk with a musical flow
Tiptoeing with softness through snow
But, alas, you open your mouth
Utter tripe spilling out
If only you’d keep your mouth shut.
(Love from Anonymous)
Written by
Jeremy Lile
Categories:
family, funny, happiness, passion, people, sports
My Dream Car
My dream car is known to be one of muscle,
which can quickly get up and hustle.
The year would have to be nineteen hundred and Sixty nine,
best year of Camaro to come off the production line.
Orange in color with white racing stripes that line the hood,
along with new aluminum rims would be good.
Its engine would be a three twenty seven,
bearing a Holley Carb would be heaven.
To take it out on the road for a test,
assuredly it would be the best.
I would wash and wax it night and day,
in the garage is where it would stay.
Oh how that would be the car for me,
unfortunately one I’ll never see.
Written by
Rob Carmack
Categories:
giving, humor, humorous, lust, passion, sexy
Spitters Are Quitters
Always salty and usually bitter
help encourage the spitter —
still better than the wonts
and those dreaded donts —
saved by the tolerable quitter.
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Written: 05.08.21
Contest: Quitters Never Win
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
Written by
John Michaels
Categories:
funny, humorous, passion, rude,
If You Could Bottle It, It Would Sell - Bawdy Limerick
Mei-Ling was known to kiss and tell
Got worse when she wed Me Hung Well
With the power of thought
Set to give what he ought
And spent all night ringing her bell.
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5 November 2018
Inspired by Jan Allison's limerick, "His gift it needed a lift".
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
funny, giggle, humor, lust, passion, sexy
Jan's Halloween Dream
Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan the willies!
Written by
Tamiviolet Manchas
Categories:
funny, happiness, imagination, passion, uplifting,
Oh, Yes.
I have a new lover, the best that I have had in a while; he satisfies my insatiable
appetite...
anytime ~
day
or
night;
He is Italian, and he brings his very own pesto sauce for me to spread...
all over his large body;
Oh ~ his meat...thick...tantalizing...so tasty, and his buns ~ oh, so warm...
If you are lonely some evening, and you need to be satisfied, one call and he is
soon there...ready...
just
for
you...
Of course, there is plenty if you are a sharing soul. Our initial meeting occurred
today when my daughter brought him home...
"Mom, I would like you to meet Quizno, the Ultimate Italian sub."
Written by
Shaina Billy
Categories:
food, funny, happiness, inspirational, love, passion
You
Just a few more sips
And I'm loving the taste of you on my lips
I like the way you move in my mouth
And when you start to head down south
You are the one I love in deed
Because Coca-Cola you're all I need.
Written by
Fisayo Aderounmu
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, love, passion, romance,
Kiss
Kiss saves and kills
Drop by drop KISS increases
To form an ocean of EMOTION
EMOTION in love billows
Around many pillows
With PASSION it is POWERED
You lose control over your EMOTION
Your EMOTION now sets you in MOTION
To the journey of no return.
You may ask, What is bad in it?
The bad IN it is at the END of it!
Written by
Mariana Pavlich
Categories:
education, funny, imagination, on writing and words, passion,
What Is Poetry But Text...
Sensitive ears of nature I have
found.
Poetry is not the sight of words
but the sound.
Spoken,sung or played on a guitar...
Human, machine,instrument or nature.
Any of these are cool as long
as they're written down.
A flute playing, a bird singing ,
a car engine starting.
Someone whipping , chopping,
cooking in the kitchen.
Hear it first, then write it down.
For what is poetry but the text
of
the sound that you've found?
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
funny, happiness, lost love, passion, people, romance
My Sweet Camel Toe, Where'D You Go
Where'd you go?
oh where did you go
my precious camel toe?
played me like a fiddle
with your bubbly middle
you're such a skanky hoe
but I love you so
camel toe
camel toe
we had magic
we had fire
purple sweatpants my desire
come back camel toe
victory! camel toe
you're the villain
you're the winner
with your puffy
wedgied center
camel toe
camel toe
you're my sassy hoe
you're my Christmas snow
gone like cold wind blows
with your return
my member grows
I miss my camel toe
baby
where'd you go?
sweaty sweetie
camel toe
Written by
Victoria Anderson-Throop
Categories:
funny, life, love, passion, philosophy,
Naughty Sex Talk
Naughty Sex talk
Women will whisper
Pretend they don’t care
Chat about perfume
Or talk about hair
Why is it secret
Hush, hush don’t say
When every ten seconds
In every man’s brain
Frank daydreams of sex
Render
Women insane
Written by
Sheri Fresonke Harper
Categories:
caregiving, devotion, funny, health, miracle, passion
Slow Golf
Golfers ahead were really slow
because their dead balls just wouldn't go
we offered them beer,
later we found cheer--
they stepped aside to let it outflow.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, funny, history, imagination, passion, halloween
Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman { Cinquain }
Batman
Cape crusader
Batcave Batmobile Pole
Zapping Banging Powing Action
BruceWayne
Happy Halloween All
Boooooooo LOL
Tribute To
Batman And Robin
Adam West Burt Ward
Written by
Mark J. Halliday
Categories:
beauty, funny love, magic, music, passion, song
Spanish Gypsy
Guitars seduce me
With stacatto semi-tones
Spanish Gypsy scales
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
adventure, funny, husband, love, parody, passion
State Fair
There once was a woman named Shar,
Who went to her local State Fair,
Her husband came too,
Can't say no to you,
And they were quickly thrown out of there
Written by
Ayesha Karim
Categories:
fantasy, funny, imagination, passion, romance,
Cherries
Cherries
I love Cherries.
Red White and Sweet.
The Cherry of a virgin who’s never had sexual Intercourse.
Written by
Peter Dome
Categories:
funny, life, parody, passion, people, satire
Naughty Queen Vicky
It may come as quite a shock
but Queen Victoria
Loved a curry on a Friday night
liked plenty of sex
and smoked pot.
Queen Victoria and her husband Prince Albert, had 9 children together. Her Indian servant and confidant introduced her to Indian food. Taking drugs and opium were legal in such times.
P Dome. copyright 2012.
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, life, love, passion
Mrs Hemorrhoid
You messed around
and married a real
"pain-in-the butt" man
known throughout the land
for ripping
burning
completely deserting
then leaving
women hurting
his only claim to fame
is over reacting
and lacking class
a self-proclaimed pain in the ***
a crook with line
and hook to cast
things will never be the same
trade away your maiden name
to Mrs. Hemorrhoid
and wear his name with class.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
allusion, anxiety, dedication, humorous, inspiration, passion
My Plan
This Is My Plan
Now that things are quiet
Heavy hitters hanging low
It's time to post my bestest poems
And let my talent show
I see Deb, Lin and Andrea
Are keeping kinda still
So,I might make it up that list
Where I can show my skill
My eye is on those top three spots
But, before I reach my goal
I'll have to go through Ninty-seven
Poets in a row
But seeing no one, is around
I don't know how I'll miss
To get my poem on the Top
Of The Hundred All-Time List
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
funny, happy, passion,
The Limerick Diaries
Removed do to excessive creativity
Thank you for all the emails, and yes I will write for the ones who requested!!!
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
feelings, funny love, passion, romantic,
Misconceptions
Alone, she sat quite still,
her gaze full fixed ahead.
Enrapt by visions fed,
scarce breathing e’er she will
disturb perceptions’ fill; quiescent as tho’ dead.
Into the room he crept,
his probing arm around
her body, no more bound,
so quickly was she swept.
As fingers so adept, respiring without sound.
Too soon was reached his goal;
TV remote control.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
food, humorous, passion,
She Likes It Hot and Spicy - Bawdy Limerick
These chillies are so spicy and hot
And they could change your sex life a lot
Cos if you’re in the mood
Grab this hot spicy food
It may work...why not give it a shot
If your brewer’s droop is just brewing
But your lady fancies some screwing
Try some natural Viagra
She’ll be willing to bag ya
Soon you’ll both be billing and cooing
09 07 17
Written by
Pang Xiong
Categories:
funny, passion, romance,
Dat Lady
Inspired by shall I compare thee to a summers day (Sonnet 18)
Shall I meet thee on a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely than my usual mate.
Rough winds do shake your darling buds of May,
But summer's lease hath all too short a date.
Sometime too hot the eye of Helen shines,
And often the shade of my deception dims;
But Helen’s keenly watching sight declines,
By chance, or God’s allowance of my whims.
But thy infernal summer shall soon fade
And lose possession of that fair thou ow'st;
And death shall brag thou serv'est as his maid,
Thine face shall host eternal lines that grow’st
So long as man can breathe or eyes can see,
So shall fair maidens congregate to me.
Written by
Robert Gorelick
Categories:
allusion, angst, desire, funny, funny love, humor
Unrequited Valentine Passion Collab
A love potion meant for her high school beau
She mistakenly spilled in my Latte to-go
With my passions on fire
When I expressed my desire
She replied "You're a bit too old, Romeo"
by Robert Gorelick
Tell her when you see her your not too old
That the fire in your soul never goes cold
And you don’t need potion
For showing emotion
As your passion is remotely controlled
by Belle Bellevue
Written by
Rollo West
Categories:
funny, mother, passion,
Fire and Ice
Fire storm of passion
Clothes, pathway to bedroom
Phone, for you. Hi mom
By: Rollo West
For contest: Fire and Ice