Humorous and funny Peace poems and/or funny poems about Peace. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Peace funny poems!
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
fantasy, fun, funny, holiday, humorous, love
I Want Peace
I want a piece of chocolate cake
Oh and a delicious piece of cherry pie
I want a piece of that place called Fort Knox
With all those pieces I could afford a lot
I want a piece of that lady over there
In her haute couture she saunters with such flair
I want a piece of the clouds in the sky
I just want it, don't ask me why!
I want some tiny peace of mind
To have some pieces left to be kind
Then I can give you a piece of Art
A piece I promise comes straight from the heart
Written by
Stanley Harris
Categories:
blessing, food, funny love, memory, peace, war
I Do Love Food
>I do love food.
When I was young, food was rationed.
So much of this, or that, you were allowed.
Each person had a ration book for adults and a child.
So much butter so much sugar, a few ounces of meat.
If you grew your own produce, fresh veg was a treat.
And what was put on the table, you did love to eat.
Many years have passed, and food is not rationed anymore.
The choice on the supermarket shelf, tells there is no sign of war.
Now we are leaving the EU, what will the supermarkets do?
Will the shelves be empty and bare?
Or will more British produce be for sale there.
I do love food, so hope it’s there.
British, nice with a price that’s fair.<
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
america, art, humor, international, patriotic, peace
The American Dream
The beauty of the dream
Even fools are allowed in
Misinformed and crawling on narrow stony roads
Yet in this land anything goes
We all have the right to our opinions and views
Apparently even old fools
One day soon
Guns will be taken
So that freedoms truly rule
As the clowns dance
One day
Poets shall rule
Remember this! Obama was no fool!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
christmas, crazy, humor, jewish, peace, song,
Christmas in Tel Aviv
Deep in December in Tel Aviv
I get off the bus down by the sea
Temperature well over 80 degrees
Humidity way up there -- geez
Sweat fairly pouring out of me
I start humming ‘O, Christmas Tree’
As I approach an Israeli
He's staring right at me
It’s Chanukah time here, you meshuginah* American Jew
~ True, but I miss ‘Peace on Earth, Goodwill toward Men,’ too
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*Meshuginah' means 'completely crazy.'
Written by
Diana Dalton
Categories:
funny, inspirational, peace, people, political,
Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi
Civil disobedience as modus operandi
The British, oh so superior
Ended up on their right royal posterior!
Diana Dalton
13 Nov 2012
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
food, funny, happiness, peace, recovery from..., teen
Wake N' Bake
waking up and
baking up
before
we hit the sun
in a hurry
don't you worry
just come along
and have some fun
stop all that lookin'
at what we're cookin'
like we're crooked dudes
with guns
MANnnnn!!!
themz' brownies
not Maui WoW-Wee
chill out
our THC days iz' done.
Written by
Mark Peterson
Categories:
humorous, peace,
World Peace
There is this thing we crave,
and call it world peace.
We fast and pray, both night and day,
hoping war will simply cease.
The odds I think are not that good
we’ll get it in my life—
too many secretive, conspiring minds
that benefit from strife.
If we had Aladdin’s lamp
the genie might assist.
I’m sure that he could get it done
with simple flick of wrist.
But if he’s asked to take control,
results could be austere;
in order to gain world peace
he’d make us disappear.
Written by
Rosemarie Rowley
Categories:
adventure, education, emotions, giggle, memory, peace
Sixty Eight
SIXTY EIGHT
For years I’ve lived with being a soixante-huiter
Although my wardrobe’s more fastidious and neater
Those heady days are not beyond recall
The nights and days when we first did it all
But sober work and ethics have combined
To make a settled bed my truest mind
And catalogues and dictionaries my woe
To understand what happened long ago
Far flung days have their own allurement
But nothing beats the logic of procurement
And adventitious loves have gone the way
Of all youth, to say it’s had its day
I daren’t even call myself a woman sweeter -
Past perfect indiscretions tend to tweet her.
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
humor,
Rest In Peace
There once was an outlaw named Bill
Who was hoping the sheriff to kill
He missed his first shot
But the sheriff did not
Now he's the one bound for boot hill...
11/110/14
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
allegory, angel, business, funny, humorous, peace
Hark--An Angel--The Harbinger of All Things Good
What flies though the air up above
Disguised as a peace seeking dove
For those who've not heard
Drones can send you the bird
From the land of brotherly love
Author's note: Is this really how to win friends and influence people (for the long term)?
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
childhood, family, father, funny, life, peace
Fathers Cute Little Words
My fathers’ cute little words and sayings,
Like, that is just for the birds, in lashings.
Akumpucky in way,
Epigutis he’d say.
My father was big man in displaying.
.
Akumpucky was cream or compound.
Epigutis was the disease he found.
His words were so very cute.
You would never try dispute.
Powerful man would win any round.
Written for
Sponsor Francine Roberts
Contest Name My Parent
Written by
Nicholas Rush
Categories:
freedom, funny, funny love, love, peace, science
Asighd From Sighence
Ah, sighence, indeed quite a puzzly puzzle.
The hypothermical leaves you chilly with a muzzle.
Solvent? I think not,
Stirring up the pot,
Overflow of info, gear up you better guzzle.
Written by
Rev. Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
gender, humorous, math, peace,
Cheer Leading
EarthTribe justice She's the One
to give a call
for a whole lotta' fun!
Social justice She is One
if She can't do it
EcoPassion can.
Eco-Echo he's our Groom
born of not-not EcoWomb,
and He can't do without Her;
BeLoved's up and coming
Community.
EgoEco echoing One
if They can't do it
not-not PolyCultural can.
Peace with JustUs
they Be One
so give Earth a call
for this whole lotta' fun.
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Peace Lovers
Once there was a man called Vetti Nayagam, the speaker
This speaker knows history, geography, epics, ethics, linguistics and more
How to run a family? Author speaker
How to win an election? Author speaker
Bloody Nayagam gentlemen are no cold fish, peace lovers !
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, paradise, peace, planet, satire, sky
Do You See What I See
'When Jupiter aligns with Mars'
all I see are tiny stars
'When the moon is in the Seventh House'
I am in my wife's doghouse
'Harmony and understanding'
My car, my kids be demanding
'Golden living dreams of visions'
What I wear evokes derision
They call this 'The Age of Aquarius'
~ I taste turmeric on asparagus
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Lines 1, 3, 5, and 7 are taken from 'The Age
of Aquarius,' a hit song released by 'The
Fifth Dimension' in 1969.
Written by
Lexmilian De Mello
Categories:
history, humor, inspiration, peace, people, philosophy
Book Launch
The generous seas do roam vividly,
And sacred words spoken earnestly.
People suffer and people go to war,
I just hope these words will go afar.
Yesterday I published a FREE book,
Indeed a feat of altruism, no crook!
I suffer in silence in every moment.
I have no money to publish a stunt.
I was just hoping for word-of-mouth
And email propagation as loudmouth.
Book is at: http://bookbooster.com/newage.htm
I accept feedback just at: percarus@hotmail.com
OFFICIALLY THE MOST ELOQUENT STORY TELLING POETRY BOOK EVER WRITTEN
-ALL NON FICTION- (This spiel typed in the spur of the moment - God Bless you)
Written by
Mike Samford
Categories:
funny, life, on work and working, peace, time,
Once I Was a Carpenter
I
once
was just
a carpenter
and all I built was
step ladders, or stairs.
I was on my way to the top.
Written by
Keith Horne
Categories:
hope, peace, people, visionary, work
It's Funny How Life Works
It's funny how things you love to do
they always seem to ruin the things you love
as if you were doing these things until finally they ruin just
destroy everything it's like we live in a world where nothing you do is right
we can't even seem to hold on to some things and let go of them if needed
why isx life this way why does it seem to make things harder and never let us let go
or leave alone what must be left alone strange huh I guess it just sucks at times.
Written by
Amber Meli
Categories:
friendship, funny, peace, teen
Friends
We are all friends
Sitting around the fire,
Passing the weed
Tellin' stories we admire.
Nothing was wrong,
It all seemed right,
Laughing and smoking
Until the night turned bright.
We did not want to sleep,
We did not want to leave,
This moment will live on forever,
Getting high on New Year's Eve.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, peace, visionary
R . U . N.
B e n d
O v e r
A n d
S p e l l
R u n
T h r e e
T i m e s !!!!!
Entry For
Olusequn Adelana's
Make My Head Fall Off LOL Contest
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
dark, destiny, giggle, military, peace, political
Watch Our
watch out
for the white flag
with a sharp finial
on top of the staff
it will pierce your heart
in the name of peace
with a black laugh
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
fear, funny, hope, love, peace,
Starting a New Year
Shades stored away
Tattoos removed
Articled reviewed
Room painted as clay
Tarot left unread
Ink spills on pencils
Nails manicured
Got rid of nickels
American heroes return
New medals are given
End their hurdles again
With a handful of kindness and generosity
Year after year they fought the enemy
Enraged mothers wail with pain
America still mourns
Rampage of innocents
Written by
Ann Foster
Categories:
dog, friend, friendship, humorous, jesus, peace
Woof
Woof
Translated: small package
Four legs, four paws, big jaws,
fancy ears and a long tail.
My dog is from the pound.
What did I expect?
He is six foot at the shoulder,
Reads books, on Saturday nights.
But, sadly he won’t eat generic brand fudge cycles.
Only the best bunny ice-cream will do.
He was tiny really, just a bitty thing.
Slowly, slowly… Overnight! Life became all too real.
We laugh and talk, and it does not matter, now…
I work two jobs to bring home the bacon, and eggs and
chow and a cow, and, but still.
The surprise of my life, was a furry friend,
that gives more than I can.
God loves dogs,
big, and tiny, whiny small,
all.
Written by
Cathy Ncube
Categories:
angst, funny, health, introspection, life, peace
Stop Complaining Now
were you born that way--
complaining all of the time;
if not, stop it now
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
funny, hilarious, how i feel, humorous, introspection, peace
A Very Savvy Nurses Aide
Two nurses and a doctor try to coax me into a wheelchair.
I sit firmly, hard, arms crossed, not doing it no matter what.
A nurse's aide comes in. She says "Therapy dog is down at X-ray today."
I jump into that wheelchair like the bed was on fire, and away we go.
No dog in sight, but a very savvy nurse's aide.