Humorous and funny Peacock poems and/or funny poems about Peacock. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Peacock funny poems!
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
animals, funny, nature
Peacock Blue
A
many
splendoured love-
a come hither
tail
Written by
Jeralynn Clark
Categories:
funny
Priss As a Peacock
Priss As A Peacock
Priss as a peacock
proud as I am,
I prance ore the garden
waving my fan.
Proud Senorita
crown all in tact,
waddles and wades
train trailing back.
Glorious gait
eyes all a glow,
regal and royal
she puts on a show.
Till one small flaw
Her neck stretched up high,
She screeches an opera
Like one who has died.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
We All Loved Peacock Woman
How did Esma ever get so beautiful? I asked her grandmother.
The rest of their family was as attractive as possum roadkill.
Just lucky I guess she told me.
Then I heard the story.
Esma with the vibrant red hair had been an orphan.
Found by a peacock, who did his best to raise her.
He passed when she was two.
And these uglies got her.
I know I should be more sensitive
But I’m not.
I like beauty.
Anyway, she grew up to look like a beautiful peacock.
Esma had a fine life full of golds, emeralds and blues.
She was the life of every party.
And we all loved her.
Even the uglies.
Written by
David Kavanagh
Categories:
bird, desire, funny love, humorous, parody, relationship,
Peacock Tails
Showing interest
She panders to his prowess
Oh my! you spread well
Written by
Julie Draper
Categories:
humor,
Peacock Problems
Peacocks may look exotic
With their colourful display
But the reality is not all roses
In the cold hard light of day
Here they wander wild
They really are a blight
Loudly screaming 'HELP!'
In the middle of the night
Peering in the windows
Admiring their reflections
Leaving deposits on the deck
Ready for your inspection
Eating everything in the garden
And trampling on the rest
They say a group of peacocks is called...
an ostentation
a pride
a muster
a party
a pulchritude
a bevy
.... But I'll just call them a pest!