Humorous and funny Pee poems and/or funny poems about Pee. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pee funny poems!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
body, funny, future, life, old, remember, yellow,
Pee In a Cup -
Get up
Shower
Pee in a cup
Cough - Give blood
Only when told
But don’t give too much
When you are old -
Urine’s no better
When you are told
Vary your stream,
Your colors
But – Don’t be too bold-
Now-
Not too fast-
Get a strong hold-
Try to remember
What’s in front -
And behind you -
When you are old
Written by
Rajat Kanti Chakrabarty
Categories:
fun, funny, nonsense,
A Shy He-Man Met a Pee Man
A shy he-man met a pee man
They vowed to exchange their semen
They forgot to spelunk
Quarreled on count of *****
And plunked onto pouch of Riemann
Written by
Gerald Alcantara
Categories:
funny,
Karate Pee
I once was a boy who was scared of his karate teacher the most,
He would yell and scream, our faces would be so close.
During one lesson, I had to go number one and time was running out fast,
I didn’t dare ask him to go, so there I went in the middle of class,
The girl next to me pointed at the puddle, and screamed “Ewww! That’s gross!”
Written by
Verlecia Fields
Categories:
funny, health, history, science, song-lyric
"pee-Pee Lyrics In Valentine"
Making secreted dreams
that beat the sound of excreted water
flowing with each enriched elimination
the kidneys are in movement
the physical process is in timing
moving the waste
and expelling
the urination from the necked Urethra
aka:lyricvixen ha-ha!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
business, humor, humorous, life,
I Took a Pee In a Bottle
I took a pee in a bottle
And sent it to a lab
The lab sent me a bill
An another bottle to refill
With a note that said
Analysis is not free
And that I must pay a fee
If I wanted them to take
A good look at me
Gee- Wizzzz
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
Wake, Pee, Meow, Eat, Sleep
The life of a cat is pretty boring but sweet
Wake up, pee, meow, eat, sleep, then repeat
Much like us humanoids
Of direction they're void
Very dependent on us but we're first to eat
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
age, body, humorous, women,
Pee Hee Hee
When laughing Sue dribbled some pee
Oh bother she said folk can see
My panties are wet
So I better get
Protection at a costly fee
Sue purchased some Tena’s for women
In urine she’s no longer swimmin
She constantly tries
Pelvic exercise
Dry panties ... she cannot stop grinnin
07/10/19
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
celebrity, drink, giggle,
The Princess and the Pee -- Reworked Re-Post
The Royal Family drinks lots of tea
Two cubes of sugar, and faces of glee
Tea time is ten, two, and four
What an incredible bore!
The highlight? ~ getting up after to pee
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
body, health, humor, kid, me, silly, water,
The Wee Pee and Me
I've got to pee so badly I can
Taste it backing up in my throat
I cannot hold it a long, long time; I'm
Going to empty it down my
Trouser legs and into my shoes
My bladder will otherwise rupture
And fill my guts with urine
That can't be healthy; I'd probably die.
Written by
Bantu West
Categories:
confusion, giggle, humanity, humor, humorous, introspection, irony,
Do Not Pee By the Roadside
Near the park, I screamed at a big chap—
“Do not pee by the roadside, ape-man!”
oh, because I seen fright,
I peed on a shrub a night.
The shrub —JESUS! —was a drunk man.
Written by
Mark Koplin
Categories:
dog, humor,
Raise a Leg and Pee
I thought pee lines were for females
But when dogs stop wagging their tails
Guys seek the closest tree
Then raise a leg and pee
In a queue, their barks sound like wails
Written by
Chris Conn
Categories:
humor, natural disasters,
Pee Soup Muses
Apparently June is a bad month for poetry and a great month for criticism.
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
caregiving, environment, health, humor, hurt, mental illness,
The Princess Smells Like Pee
Once upon this time
Princess Yang
yells her dad,
You are an ugly king!
This, even before her usual
Good morning, daddy.
Her ugly King responds,
Princess Yang
looks and sounds just like me.
You are a pickle hamburger
and its raining here,
she responds,
somewhat randomly
It is raining pee
if you ask me
nose
and you are doing your private rain dance
too well,
said King Daddy.
You are the King
and the Princess and the Prince
and the Queen
and the UglyQueen StepMother
living happily ever after,
declared his awestruck Princess.
The End?
gratefully asked the King
of Yang eco-domination.