Humorous and funny Penguin poems and/or funny poems about Penguin. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Penguin funny poems!
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
bird, humorous,
Penguin Speak
Spiffed up in my tux and looking so cool
My, how the ladies do titter and drool
I strut about to entice
Fell on my bum on the ice
Picking myself up, slunk off like a fool
Written by
Jennifer Wallace
Categories:
funny, imagination,
Pretty Little Penguin
PRETTY LITTLE PENGUIN…
LOOK AT YOUR BLACK AND WHITE SHINY COAT.
LOOK AT YOU GLIDE ACROSS THE ICE.
YOU ACT AS SWEET AS SUGAR AND SPICE.
WHO KNOWS MAYBE YOU’RE EVEN NICE.
WELL MY PRETTY LITTLE PENGUIN…
DON’T YOU EVER STOP SHINING!
I’LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
THOUGH ONLY BECAUSE…
YOU’RE MY PRETTY LITTLE PENGUIN!
Written by
Jim Kilduff
Categories:
absence, funny, goodbye, health,
Billy the Penguin Adds Insult To Injury
Billy the penguin went to the dentist
because he didn't take care of his teeth,
All brown and yellow like a fungal growth on your feet!
Billy was always snappy and chatty,
he loved to interrupt,
Now he felt punished after years of making
the tooth fairy bankrupt.
Inside the waiting room the tick tock
of the clock got louder and louder,
Each passing second was a pitiful reminder
that Billy was going to face a life without gnashers
And oh how he loved his mother's rashers.
He sobbed.
The dentist called his name.
With each mortal footstep an imprint of shame and pain
ohhhhh Billy had no one else to blame.
Written by
Geoffrey Brewer
Categories:
animal, humor,
The Penguin
THE PENGUIN
The penguin’s no slouch, he’s a winner
By sartorial standards no sinner
He’ll emerge in a trice
From the Antarctic ice
Already dressed for dinner
Written by
Terry Flood
Categories:
humorous,
Pilchard the Penguin
Pilchard said, “Mummy, what creatures are we?”
She said, “We are Penguins, we live by the sea.”
Pilchard said, “Mummy, could I be an ape?”
She said, “There’s no trees in this icy landscape.”
Pilchard said, “Mummy, could I be a bear?”
She said, “You might have to fight that white one, there.”
Pilchard said, “Hmmm, a giraffe might be nice.”
She said, “You could never stand up on the ice.”
Pilchard said, “Mummy, could I be a parrot?”
Mummy said, “Son, you’d stand out like a carrot.”
She said, “You’re a Penguin, is that so displeasing?”
And Pilchard said, “Yes, ’cause I’m f-f-f-freezing!”
Written by
Charles Hice
Categories:
fantasy, children, funny, nostalgia, on writing and words, parody, work, bird, bird,
Penguin Poet
Penguin Poet
Penguin Poet
The Batman was standing to the side of the bumbershooter looking askance at
the penguins' aide so intent was the man in the plastic wrapper that he failed to
see Robin coming up behind them and lost his nanner in a Robin manner he
was soon tied up like a handcuff furrowing into the background noises of the
Penguin lair the hair of the penguin was slick jetted black ebon nighttime fright
and he launched a bird kick almost getting Batman in the jaw Robin came
unglued and he is rally very strong he launched another bird kick in the belly of
the thug.
WHAM Whack Thwack POW SOCK WHAM the fight was soon over and the
Penguin land in jail.
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
bird, humor, mystery, myth, snow, tribute,
the secret penguin
the sky was cold and grey
when
yesterday
you told me where the Secret Penguin lay
in bygone years
they say he was a sight
the avian conundrum
in black and white
operating in ice-cold
frozen stealth
he redistributed the ocean's wealth
some say
he went down in a bullet hail
trying to save a hunted humpback whale
his misty memory
lives down under
he left us with much more than wonder
in the Antarctic wilderness below
his noble three-toed footprint
in the snow.
Written by
Thomas Wiener
Categories:
animal, humor, light,
The Nihilist Penguin
There was once a penguin who thought
That religion and morals were naught,
As he swam in cold water
He thought, "Boy, I oughta...
Do something, but I don't know what.”
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
bird, humor,
Penguin Feeder
In the backyard I built a penguin feeder
In the hopes of becoming a breeder
But I have yet to spot
A penguin on my lot
So I hired an aquatic cheerleader
At first she attracted a duck and a wren
So I quickly built a large penguin pen
But after ten days
I sent her away
When she only drew in, fishy smelling men
Written by
Clive Culverhouse
Categories:
fun, humorous, mystery, nature, nonsense, silly, wisdom,
The Pangolin And Penguin
at a patio table
sat a pangolin and penguin
pondering
and there they pursued
under a parasol
perusing
diving with questions
delving for answers
they had a universe
in front of them
unpicked
undone
suited and solved
by the pangolin and penguin
Written by
Robert Zimmerman
Categories:
drink, humor,
Frank The Penguin
I once knew a penguin named Frank.
Who had a big problem. He drank.
He got a full snout.
His wife threw him out.
And now he's asleep in “the tank.”
Written by
Woof Woofsson
Categories:
animal, humor, nonsense,
A penguin on TV
She said she saw a penguin.
Right there on the TV,
But when I looked an albatross,
Was all that I could see.
She said she saw a walrus,
On the living room floor,
But all I saw was an elephant,
Standing at the door.
She said she saw a blunderbuss,
Aiming right at me,
But all I saw was the last thing,
That I did ever see.