Humorous and funny Pheasant poems and/or funny poems about Pheasant. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pheasant funny poems!
Written by
Laura Breidenthal
Categories:
animal, funny, satire, social,
Owen the Pheasant
In Memoriam: Owen the Pheasant
Lost at an auction in Vermont betwixt a first edition Anna Karenina and a bitter divorcée named Ruth.
There once was a pheasant named Owen,
whose plumage was splendid and showin’.
but a flatlander brute,
with a camo jumpsuit,
won him cheap—next to Tolstoy—unknowin’.