Humorous and funny Phone poems and/or funny poems about Phone. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Phone funny poems!
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
humorous,
Phone Number - Chat Up Line
Question
I seemed to have lost my phone number, can I have yours.
Answer
Have you looked under J for Jerk
Penned
30.4.2015
Written by
Viv Wigley
Categories:
humorous,
Mobile Phone Predictive Texting Blues
I've bought a brand new mabel fern,
expansive, I can tell you,
when I've learned just how it words
I'll have a go and bell you.
It's got five ponds of crudity
which should last me a moth
but just for now I'm sending taxis
and this is the firk one off.
I've learned to use the camilla,
and music files called empty trees
which quite impressed my goon ladle
who wished she had one of these.
The only treble that I'm having
is the massages I type out
keep changing anatomically, don't know what that's about.
I may just take it back and give the ship assassin what for,
and get my monkey refunded and find another store.
Hope you and the wolf are in good hearth.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
My Phone Came Alive On a Tuesday
My phone came alive on a Tuesday
Forgetting to notify me
Remember the old party line?
She decided to get on and add to our conversation.
“I feel blue,” my friend said.
The phone laughed.
There was silence.
“Is someone else on this line?” I asked.
“Wasn’t that you?” My friend said.
“Not me,” I told her.
This was only the beginning of several unfortunate conversations.
Written by
Bhavna Khemlani
Categories:
age, change, character, conflict, hilarious, identity, imagery,
Mobile Phone
The mobile phone
t
a
k
e
s
away peace . . .
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Cell Phone Abusers -For Whine and Cheese
You’re at the intersection in your car,
that damn device held pressed against your ear.
You’re unaware, but we know who you are:
the one away from whom we all will steer!
My class has barely started. Suddenly,
inside the room is heard the strangest sound.
You leave - or worse - you talk right over me.
Is there no place a cell phone can’t be found?
I’m at the movies. Bleep, bleep, bleeping bleep.
Another one. . . and music starts to play!
And then you start conversing? Why, you creep,
you’re begging just to “make somebody’s day.”
Just turn it off! You think we love your voice?
NO, Big Shot, we're just victims with no choice.
An oldie from July 31, 2011
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny
An Alien Observation of Cell Phone Use
A Martian spy from the earth fled
and to his superiors said,
“Although no one is near,
they still talk hand to ear.
Too much oxygen’s gone to their head.”
For Carolyn Devnoshire's contest: Out of this world limericks
Written by
Dan Keir
Categories:
angst, funny, hope, humorous, inspirational, life, loss, success,
My Phone
Oh old mobile phone
Thanks for fixing my toilet
Now scared to touch you
Written by
Laura Leiser
Categories:
angst, culture, funny,
Cell Phone Gets the Deep Six
his voice is on mute
since texting takes away words
conversation rare
cell phone dependence
feeling naked without it
how can you reach me?
romantic dinner
disrupted by cell phone ring
eyes glaze, must answer
in great frustration
she chucks cell phone out window
date night is ruined
Written on 8/22/2015
For Senyru on Cellular Reality Contest
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
humorous,
Girl and Cell Phone
Girl and Cell Phone
Dr. James E. Martin
©January, 2014
The phone was stuck to her ear.
Everyone she wanted to hear.
Every moment thus consumed,
Her life not resumed,
Sad life – it doth appear!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
fun, funny, funny love, humor, humorous, technology,
Phone Sex
I am lying in bed
With my lady
Sadie
Ready to voyage
to hades
when she whips out
an iPhone
named Teddy
sometimes Freddy
once Eddie
she texting and tweeting
her friends on line
or reading
romance novels and
books on how and where to dine
she ignore me
that’s fine
me biding my time
waiting patiently for sex
between the texts
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny, loneliness,
A Winning Phone Call
A lonely young girl from Rome
Talked all day on the phone,
She wanted a friend
To put her boredom to end,
That night she wasn't alone.
Written by
Adell Foster
Categories:
humorous,
The Phone Call (Limerick)
There was a girl named Caledonia
Who would often state, I will phone ya
She met a man called Fred
Who did ring her instead
And she simply said, guess I owe ya
Author's Comments :
Fred knew his line was not dead so he called around to see what Miss Caledonia was
putting down...
A limerick is a five-line, often humorous and ribald poem with a strict meter. Lines 1,
2, and 5 of have seven to ten syllables (three metrical feet) and rhyme with one another.
Lines 3 and 4 have five to seven (two metrical feet) syllables and also rhyme with each
other. The rhyme scheme is usually "A-A-B-B-A".
Adell Foster
Copyright 2007 © Adell1
Written by
Seren Roberts
Categories:
funny,
Phone Rings
Telephone wire
line of birds pruning ...
Phone rings they all fall downnnnnnn
Written by
Misty Hoot
Categories:
childhood, funny, teen
Get Off the Phone!!!
Get off the phone!
I'm not on the phone!
Get off the phone!!
I'm not on the phone!
GET OFF THE PHONE!!!
Right now I'm in my room. I'm grounded.
Its going to be a week of doom.
I'm going to get pounded.
Right now I'm so mad I could spit!
I mean I wasn't ON the phone.
I was talking in it.
Written by
David Dowling
Categories:
computer-internet, funny,
Cell Phone
Cell phone, cell phone! Ring! Ring! Ring!
Voicemail, Speedial, Messaging!
Caller I.D., Internet!
Music, Dialing, Hands-Free set!
Download pictures! Movie clips!
Tell my ears and hear my lips!
Cell phone, cell phone! Boop Bee Doo!
Who's that calling? Oh! It's You!
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
humor,
Cell Phone Rudeness
Cell Phone Rudeness
By Elton Camp
Some folks have no manners at all
Far too loud when I’m making a call
Though my connection’s loud and clear
Their disturbance makes it hard to hear
Even if I yell, “Hey, hold it down!”
They still continue with a frown
Talking too loud in a public place
A phone user shouldn’t have to face
Such rude people I truly do hate
They should be put on vibrate
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
dog, children, funny,
Phone Bone Delight
PHONE BONE DELIGHT
A dog on a phone
Rang, ‘Dial-a-Bone,’
He wanted a delivery
Made to his home.
He also asked for
Small liver treats,
There’s nothing like dining
On two meats.
He smacked his lips
And howled at the moon,
Anticipating the delivery
Would be there soon.
When the van arrived
He tuckered in,
Growling and chomping
With his toothy grin.
Ah, there’s nothing like
Having a phone,
When I’m feeling peckish
I dial a bone.
Written by
Brittany Reynolds
Categories:
funny, political,
Dinner Guest By Phone
Mister Galloway,
unknown caller of the day,
with your late hour political question,
why do you insist on disrupting digestion?
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
funny, hilarious,
Oh No Diddle Daddle Drop the Cell Phone In the Dish Water
Once upon a time
A diddle, a daddle
Just what's the matter
Y U trippin
Dipping and Sipping
Constantly spying
All this defining
Faucet running
Just because
zzzzzzzzzzzd bubble bubble trouble
I dropped the cell phone in the dish water???
3/01/18
written by James Edward Lee Sr. 2018©
Written by
Christopher Allen
Categories:
humor, humorous,
Pretending To Be On the Phone
we've all done it
or we used to do it
nowadays we can feign
sending messages
in touch-and-go back streets
in dodgy areas at night
in the office to appear
being busy
to avoid babbling
with a colleague
to avoid a bothersome
old lady at the bus stop
bell didn't invent the
gossipy horn
he jibber-jabbered
with the mutt
which is another
prop you could
pretend to be
chewing the fat with
talk with a stuffed animal
talk with a photo
talk with a tomato plant
talk with the mirror
sweden had their
own phone number
so you could pretend
to be talking to them
Written by
Alayande Stephen
Categories:
fantasy, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, life, love, passion
On Phone (2)
The nocturnal phone
Conversation went on
It became daily
She was down-to-earth
We became fond of ourselves
Our physical looks scared us a bit
Beauty and Handsomeness
We both took with fate
She wasn’t moved even
When I feigned tribal marks
When I was still ruminating
What are we into?
She branded it and slam it on my face
“A relationship” she averred gently smiling
I couldn’t go back to the word “friendship”
Alayande Stephen T.
8.10pm
8th of November, 2007
It is a continuation, still for IBK.
Written by
Abdullah Alhemaidy
Categories:
adventure, humorous, sound,
Repeater Phone
its end shall be soon
the dandy fan thinks the moon
just a merely stone
old smart *** baboon
hard worker older mason
rings like elder phone
Written by
Alfred Berggren
Categories:
humor,
Cell Phone
There once was a girl from San Angelo
who used a cell phone for friends she did know.
She’d ring a tune, talk till they had to go.
Her bill was huge
Dad became scrooge
Phone now sits in his locked drawer just so.
Written by
Sandra Hoban
Categories:
funny, lost, lost,
Phone Rings, Guess Who
Did you ever, did you ever,
get one of these calls?
Hi, guess who?
I think everyone, has
gotten one of those calls…
The problem is, most of the
time, you don’t have a clue,
who is calling…
On those occasions, that you
know the caller, you are
ecstatic that they’ve called…
A long lost love, or a
dear friend you lost track of…
Either way, it can make you
happy…
You can also leave calls,
to your love ones, and see
if they call back, that is if you
want to see, if they remember
your voice, or the number that
you leave…
By Sandra L. Hoban
©2006
Written by
Jodie Steward
Categories:
family, children, funny, me,
Mystery Phone Call
There it was a phone call
Someone asking for me,
I ask now who are you
Yhey just replied mystery.
I try hard to think back
Through family and friends,
I just start naming ones off
The person laughs saying it depends.
Getting a bit uneasy now
I demand from them a name,
With a sly laugh once more
They just said the same.
I wanted to just hang up
Please tell me once more,
I need to know who you are
Turning the handle they are at my door.
Nervously i walk that way
Unlock the door and then say,
You scared me half to death
My brother laughs and walks away.