Humorous and funny Pie poems and/or funny poems about Pie. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pie funny poems!
Written by
Faye Gibson
Categories:
humorous, nature,
Chocolate Pie
giving endless supply . . .
bright sun, blue sky
beauties for the eye
bird and butterfly
fields of wild rye
in soft winds sigh
rabbits spry
and foxes sly
preying hawk's wild cry
on eye and ear sweetly lie
all of nature's works comply
until I hear you sigh
our whole walk gone awry
feet covered in cow pie
Faye Lanham Gibson
Copyright, October 9, 2014
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
fun, humor,
Humdinger Spice Apple Pie
Humdinger Spice Apple Pie
Yesterday I baked a humdinger spice apple pie
Then my daughter called said she’d stop and give it a try
She was smacking her lips
Couldn’t take any tips
She told me I’m the queen of all the best apple pies.
Written: 2014 in the Autumn
Theresa Marie
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
bird, cat, humorous,
Tweety Pie and Sylvester
Tweetie Pie
Knows Sylvester is sly
Of the cat he is wary
What a clever canary!
Sylvester
Will seethe and fester
When Tweety makes a mad dash
He exclaims 'suffering succotash!
Cleritoons Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May
09/05/21
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
food, funny
Pie and Mash
Pie and mash, pie and mash
Loads of nosh for not much cash
Warms yer cockles fills you up
Wash it down with a good strong cup
Pour the Sarsons in the pie
Come on fellah don’t be shy
Loads of liquor, lovely stuff
Us cockney lads can’t get enough
It’s Cockney grub for Cockney boys
Come on people make some noise
Forget about those fancy fings
Pie and mash is fit for Kings
So if you want some grub that’s filling
And only costs a coupla shilling
To the pie shop you must dash
Grab yourself some pie and mash
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Banana Cream Pie
Banana Cream Pie I could eat by the barrel
My waistline would suffer, it's a losing battle
I could eat like a fly
Forego all that pie
And still I'd resemble some hefty beef cattle
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
funny,
Cow Pie
There's a cow pie in the yard.
So what do you think?
Is it bull?
(Cow pie is American slang for cow dung & "bull" is the
abbreviated form of a vulgar word meaning something foolish
or useless. Anyway, it's a play on words that I hope translates
ok for the non native English speakers here)
For Dr. Ram Mehta's Contest on Quinzaine Poems
and now for PD's "any poem under 5 lines #1" - Poetry Contest
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny,
Moon Pie
two small chimps sitting on a limb
can’t tell which is the her or him
pretending to fight
they do it all night
starting soon as the lights go dim
For John's Limerick contest
Oct 5 2011
Written by
Sabrina Robillard
Categories:
food, funny,
Apple Pie
Apple pie is so divine,
I eat it all then feel like swine.
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny,
The Meat Pie Eater
A young boy ate ten pies
Now on the ground he sadly lies,
His face is green, his mouth is red
From where all the sauce has spread.
His mother warned him not to eat
Beyond capacity for a treat,
His stomach rumbles once again,
Next time he'll try one less than ten.
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous,
Cucumber Pie
Are cucumbers cool
As a general rule?
How fresh is a daisy?
Are loons always crazy?
How snug is a bug
When he’s not in a rug?
How gentle are lambs
If not happy as clams?
How clever’s a fox
That’s as dumb as an ox?
How fit is a fiddle
Not clean as a whistle?
Are doornails most dead,
Or are dodos instead?
Is it drier than toast
To say “deaf as a post”?
Such puzzles befuddle and much mystify
Till suddenly you see they’re as easy as pie!
Written by
Drjim Martin
Categories:
food, funny,
Fly In the Pie
Fly in the Pie
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013
He bit into his hot pie
And discovered half of a fly.
He tried to be brave,
And his reputation save,
But all he could do was cry.
Written by
Iolanda Scripca
Categories:
funny,
Pre Pumpkin Pie
Peter Pumpkin petted pink panthers' paws
Plastering purple push pins on pissed poetess
Producing panic in preheated porridge pot...
***Entry for Gwendolen’s "Big Kid Tongue Twister” contest***
(My friends still display a twisted and frozen smile... LOL!!! so the pie's for me)
Written by
Kharma Scribbles Kharmaticrhythm
Categories:
cute, food, funny, poetry, rap, song,
Turnip Pie
Turnip Pie, why did I purchase you and try to lie?
Never once have you said "Goodbye", now you sit here in this pan to cry.
I ate you once, but not again, now I sit here to scribe 'bout you with this pen,
Turnips I won't try to defend, I like you sauteed with meat at the end,
But baked in a pie I scream "Why even try?" this is something I would never ever again buy,
I've smothered in cream sprinkled with cinnamon, quite a dream, but turnips I say should not be anywhere near me!
Written by
Valerie Sherman
Categories:
funny,
My Pie
My pie
May I ask why
I opened wide my eye
Thought I'd never see a hole in
My pie
Written by
Faye Gibson
Categories:
heart, humorous,
Lemon Pie
He stole her heart and her handbag;
she cooked his goose and lemon pie.
He planned the purse theft as a gag;
he stole her heart and her handbag.
Her heart also his, watch him brag,
but not so fast--she will deny
he stole her heart and her handbag;
she cooked his goose and lemon pie.
Copyright, August 27, 2014
Faye Lanham Gibson
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
animals, food, funny
Pigeon Pie
Two chubby pigeons sitting on a wall
One called Peter one called Paul
Reach for the rifle before they fly
Two juicy birds baked in a pie
Written by
Verlecia Fields
Categories:
black african american, celebration, christmas, holiday, humor,
Happy Holidays and Christmas Pie
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year
May your Christmas pie
miss, your eye
and your mouth
receive great cheer!
Happy New Year
aka: lyricvixen
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
humorous,
My Pie I Am Baking
My Pie I Am Baking
History in the making had been breath-taking
Got up each day and my bed was making
While waiting for what may come this way
Then to the Lord prayers started to say
He helped me with my pie I am baking.
Only Good Things
Each morning will welcome gladly
Others did things so very sadly
Am sure that everyone does know
In heaven only good things grow
In need of Lord's love I am badly.
Written by
Joseph Sergi
Categories:
funny, humor,
Pumpkin Pie
Just last night it was a good idea to eat that pumpkin pie,
at first it was just a little piece that caught my eye.
But in a little while all the pie was gone,
I thought to myself " Wow that did not take too long!"
Now this morning I have awoke with remorse,
for my pants will not fasten on their course.
JSergi
Contest : Last night...this morning
Written by
Leon Wilson
Categories:
food, funny
Apple Pie
My jeans are tight I don't know why
It must of been that apple pie
I couldn't resist it piping hot
With lots of custard draped on top.
That soft lush pastry just makes me go yum
As my mouth competes with my tum
I feel so bloated and fit to drop
When I tuck in, I must remember to stop.
I know I ate a little too much
But an apple pie wasn't meant just to touch
So get stuck in and start to eat
You know you deserve a little treat.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
best friend, death of a friend, feelings, food, funny, humorous, life,
Pie
I am a friend of pie
Why?
Because I would never eat it.
It will live its natural life cycle
Until it's dry
Then goes all rancid
And can die.
And that's why I
Am a friend of pie.
Written by
Felicia Jarvis
Categories:
business, food, funny,
Take a Chicken Pie
What a lovely day!
Take a chicken pie
At a bakery nearby
Take it to the bay
Eat it without paying, yay!
The police caught me in a way
He does to a criminal, hey!
Written by
Mike Hauser
Categories:
funny, humor,
Pie Baking
This is how you bake a pie
Find some fruit that's really ripe
Measure stuff into a cup
Take a bowl and mix it up
Bake it till it smells real nice
Hopefully just like a pie
Take it out while it is hot
Find the best of cooling spots
Take the pie that you just made
Find a clown and fill his face
Written by
Ingrid Showalter Swift
Categories:
fun, funny,
Mince Meat Sky High Pie 2016-6
“This is gonna be good”
I'm gonna dice it
slice it
half it
whole it
fork it
knife it
and spoon feed it….
to myself
You may say
Oh drop it!
Stop it !
chop it
crop it
lop it
flop it
or hop it if you must!
Cause I really know how to beat it
break it
take it
fake it
forsake it
and make it
…completely annoying
But ….you can’t say I didn’t
minced it
rinse it
create it
debate it
relay it
and do it …my very own way
(Apologies -actual form is a question??? I think it isn't one. Muse written)
Written by
Fritz Purdum
Categories:
encouraging, food, humor, introspection, wisdom,
Black Coffee and Apple Pie
Everything a body could need
How happy could it make you be
When nothing can make you is fulfilled
As black coffee and apple pie ending your meal