Funny Poems About Pigeon or Pigeon Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Pigeon poems and/or funny poems about Pigeon. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pigeon funny poems!

Written by Edward Ebbs
Categories: bird, funny,

I Am Pigeon

beware Picasso 
my home is on great statues
expressing myself

Edward J. Ebbs - 5/16/15

Written for: PICTURE YOURSELF AS A BIRD - Poetry Contest, just for laughs

Written by John Fenn
Categories: animals, food, funny

Pigeon Pie

Two chubby pigeons sitting on a wall
One called Peter one called Paul 
Reach for the rifle before they fly
Two juicy birds baked in a pie


Written by John Fenn
Categories: animals, funny

Pigeon

There’s a pigeon on the rooftop
And he’s driving me insane
For his constant pigeon noises
Seem to permeate my brain

From his perch upon the chimney
He’s coo cooing to his mate
It just thunders through the building
And it comes out in the grate

The noise is quite incessant
And no matter where I sit
I still hear this damned bird calling
It annoys me, quite a bit

How I wish he’d find another house
To broadcast to his lover
Why does he have to use my roof
Why can’t he find another

ã John W Fenn  26-03-2009

Written by John Lawless
Categories: humor,

PIGEON POLLS

Seven pigeons
Counting coup
“you take the red ones”
“We’ll take the blue”

Written by Jerrold Prothero
Categories: anxiety, bird, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous, silly,

Pigeon Deterrence

The moralists, twenty and two,
Know not what is like to ensue,
When, grasping but smidgeons,
They act as if pigeons;
They’ll probably hate me when through.


Written by Matthew Herfurth
Categories: humor,

Pigeon

Pigeon

A pigeon (with 
baking powder all over her on the 
backyard deck chair next to 
the pot of 
begonias once told me, ‘To 
provoke public opinion against or
for anything all you have to do is 
press your elbows together.’ A 
dumbfounded Oh was 
my reaction.