Humorous and funny Pilot poems and/or funny poems about Pilot. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pilot funny poems!
Written by
Matt Caliri
Categories:
funny, life,
This Is Your Pilot Speaking
Under the lamp light
I found the crying mouth
Though everywhere I walk
I run into flowers
My hands guided
By your brimming eyes
My inward pilot
My harried captain
Is a ghost
Of what machinery there was
But I 'll do it anyway
I'll lie down on the graves with you
Keep grasping at the grasping
Loving in the darkness
Drawing wings
On cave walls
Under the lamp light
I found the crying mouth
Written by
Joe Flach
Categories:
funny
Pilot Dad
There once was a pilot from Alpine
Who became a father in month nine
Took her to the hangar
Where inside he did bang ‘er
But like his plane, didn’t pull out in time
Written by
Russell Grushco
Categories:
africa, flying, funny, humor, humorous, irony,
Drunk Pilot
The flight two-o-seven is three hours late.
Drunk pilot exchanged all the maps for his bail.
The lions and tigers will be more than just happy.
The plane has successfully touched Serengeti ;-D
Written by
Robert L. Hinshaw
Categories:
flying, humorous,
Hotshot Pilot
Hotshot
Pilot
Did loop
Oh, poop!
Flamed out
No doubt!
He bailed
Chute failed!
Bad chute
Oh, shoot!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
childhood, funny, people, old, old,
Lousy Pilot
(This is a fictional poem)
I decided to fly planes for a living.
I learned that there a lot of people who are unforgiving.
At pilot school the tests were hard so I cheated.
People beat the crap out of me and a doctor was what I needed.
When I flew my one and only flight for Delta Airlines, I had to admit that I didn't
know how to land the plane.
I got my ___ kicked so many times that I take pills to dull the pain.
I told the copilot to land the plane but he said he cheated too.
People began to panic but then a kid figured out what to do.
This ten year old boy landed the plane and everyone was relieved.
Now I'm ashamed to admit that a ten year old is smarter than me.