Humorous and funny Pizza poems and/or funny poems about Pizza. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pizza funny poems!
Written by
Justin Worthy
Categories:
food, funny,
I Like Pizza
Pepperoni is red, cheese is food
I like pizza
How about you?
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
crazy, children, funny,
Pizza Mad
Pizza, pizza, pizza roony,
I want one with the works very soony,
Gibbidy,gabbidy,gibbidy gock,
I'll get the money out of my sock,
But they said, no pizza, you're too loony.
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
food, funny, girl, humor, sexy,
Now What Do You Want On Your Pizza
I ordered a large pizza pie
What do you want on it asked guy
His question a pearl
Set my mind awhirl
A sexy young girl answered I
Written by
Harold Hunt Sr
Categories:
funny, thanksgiving,
Pizza Again
Pizza again
The turkey was placed on the table.
Pies in the oven baking.
The football game on tv.
Grandma yells"dinner on"
Went all of a sudden the turkey is gone. Can't be found nowhere.
The back door was open, but no one was there.
When grandpa yells pizza again!
There was no Thanksgiving dinner this night.
For the dogs on the corner had a joy.
While we sat and gave blessing for the pizza boy
It's pizza thanksgiving not turkey this year.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
dance, food, giggle, happy, hello, humor, silly,
The Dancing Personification of Pizza
Hello my name is Pizza
It's me you wants tuh eatsa
You want with lotsa meatsa?
The fave of the Tsaritza!
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny,
Pizza
PIZZA
“Momma Mia”
Name of a pizza parlor
No bowling alleys
No pool tables
Just pizza
“We don’t deliver”
Sign above the counter
These old white tables
Checkered table cloths cover the dents
Wobbly white chairs
Joe Biscarelli
Owner of Momma Mia
Joe don’t say much
Let’s pizza speak for itself
Maria Biscarelli
Joe’s wife
Momma Mia pizza is terrible
Joe don’t care
Maria don’t give a damn
Hey! You don’t like Momma Mia pizza?
You ever hear of the Don – Luigi Biscarelli?
Thatsa Joe’s brother
You don’t like the pizza?
Betta shutta you mouth!
Written by
Christopher Allen
Categories:
hockey, how i feel, humor, humorous,
My Son Asked To Read That Story With Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Pizza
My son draws images
On a scroll-like object
Storyboarding
At the age of five
He is learning that time is linear
When it isn't
He loves his watch
How it lights up
Slowly he is learning
Routine
The phases of the moon
Get your shoes on
We're going to be late
But his little sister doesn't
Know
For her
Everything is happening at the same time
Take me back to the
Cretaceous Period
It must have been
Quieter
Than
My living room
Written by
Shannon Farlouis
Categories:
food, children, friendship, funny, happiness, people, places, teenme, me,
Pizza
Thin, hand tossed, or pan.
Pepperoni pizza?
Join me if you can.
Dine-in, buffet, or on the run,
pizza for lunch is so much fun.
Taco pizza will hit the spot.
This pizza kitchen sure is hot!
Yes, dessert pizza made just right.
Chocolate chip pizza is such a delight.
Extra meat and light on the sauce.
Join me for pizza at a low cost.
On a diet?
That's okay.
Veggie pizza fixed your way.
Some like it hot and some like it cold,
but I like mine spicy and bold.
Order to go or dine with grace.
Join me at the pizza place.
Written by
Robert Pettit
Categories:
fantasy, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, , cute,
Pizza Delivery Girls
If given a choice of sausage or pepperoni,
or perhaps mushroom, peppers, or anchovy,
this is what I would say instead:
“I have tried a blonde and brunette, how about a redhead?”
There is a pizza place owned and operated by Luigi.
He has some of the cutest girls making delivery.
They are the sweetest things this side of Italy.
Just call Luigi, and one is on the way in a hurry.
If you do not like pizza, would you like subs or spaghetti?
For delivery, they cover a wide area of town.
The food and the women are the best hands down.
For me, I will take any girl any day.
I feel hungry. I will call them right away!
Written by
Oisin O'Clumhain
Categories:
food, for her, funny love, sea,
Pizza Or Ice Cream
One knows it becomes romantic
Because it always rains from above
While we were inside the car
Tickling each other with love
A slice of pizza or scoops of ice cream
With a flavour of our choice
Goes smoothly with the sound of the sea's waves
I think the ocean has a voice
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, word play,
Pizza For the Mob
Well done pizza is what the mob counts on
The lightest always set before each con
Don't die alone
It's set in stone
It's always the darkest before the don!
Written by
Ingrid Showalter Swift
Categories:
anger, food, hilarious, paradise,
Hell At the Paradise Pizza Shoppe
All hell broke loose, when Jerry ran into John at the Paradise Pizza Shoppe
Written by
Fritz Purdum
Categories:
food, humor,
Dominos Pizza
I really shouldn't order pizza
in a way I didn't though
because I ended up ordering Dominos
My taste buds made me do it
and a coupon at half price
I hadn't had pizza in so long
it was a treat nice
My scale and blood sugars
will tattle on me though
But that is a worry for tomorrow
today I feast on Dominos
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, humorous, success,
Cold Pizza Topped-Off With Spam
All day Franco-American spaghetti-suckers
do not make connoisseurs' lips pucker
Neither do grilled spiders and a side of beans
appeal to kings or to queens
When looking to make a culinary splash
never serve reheated corned-beef hash
And even if you're in a real time jam
fuggetabout cold pizza topped-off with spam
Just stick to the basics, you'll surely succeed
~ A dozen raw eggs afloat in seaweed
Written by
Lenny Gazbowski
Categories:
funny, humor,
Mona Pizza
I want to paint
a Mona Lisa
But I know
it will look like
a piece of pizza!
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
I Guess that was his Pizza
I guess that was his pizza I said without a frown
My boyfriend who had stood, rapidly sat back down
I thought you were going to chase him I say
As long as they bill him, I’m good with it, says Jay
Glad he did not pick up the wrong pizza I point out
You mean our pizza? We would have both gave him a pout.
We cannot stop laughing, giggling like loons
He gave us a nod, and sent over six bright thank you balloons
Written by
Sotto Poet
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, humor,
Pizza Plunder
With a wink in her eyes so bright,
She'd search for pizza day and night.
When the sense would hit,
She'd lose all her wit,
And devour every slice in sight!