Humorous and funny Places poems and/or funny poems about Places. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Places funny poems!
Written by
Scott Thirtyseven
Categories:
beach, garden, humorous, nature,
Places I'Ve Peed Haiku Series
1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory
2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory
3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory
4
Over arid land
Falling rain evaporates
Hot Aussie dunny
5
Sandy beach stretches
Tropical coral waters
Pristine lavatory
6
Beneath St. Paul’s dome
Lies manicured garden
Monumental lav.
Written by
David Drowley
Categories:
humor, nature, people, places, poetry,
Irish Knave
There once was a crude Irish knave
Who hid deep within Fingal’s cave.
He felt it safe there to flee,
Thinking “naught could get to me”
Until swept away by a wave.
Written by
Alex Klugman
Categories:
funny,
I Had a Sex In Places- You Could Not Dream
"I had a sex in places- you could not dream!"
My friend always boasts. And readers:- Pardon me,
Because all people puzzled asking him:-
" About a geography he talks or an anatomy?"
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, places,
The Icelandic Phallological Museum- Bawdy Limerick For Tom
In Iceland there’s a Willy museum
It’s not huge like an old Colosseum
Filled with all types of willies
It would give me the sillies
But people pay lots of Kroner to see um!
Inspired by a comment Tom Cunnigham made on my Aurora Borealis poem
The museum has many exhibits of the genitals of animals!
1/8/20
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, life, people, places
Caught In the Rain
It came with a flash upon my back
Caught off guard, suspenders hanging
Madly rushing to find a place so safe
From around the bend with a honk
“Hey watch your steps” was a shout
Horn blowing while in passing
One disgruntled taxi driver glaring
Newspaper umbrella in ruins
Noisy rumbling above from a subway
Heading down the track, clank, clank, clank
Brown dog barking, woof, woof, looking back
Shelter at last, finally found a spot
The rain came down with a heavy shout
Caught shirtless and without shoes
Now sipping coffee listening the blues
Feeling brand new tasting some stew
Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
funny, people, places,
I Am a Displaced Scouser
I am a displaced Scouser,
Who comes from Bootle way,
And no matter where I go,
A Scouser will I stay.
I eat my chips on Butties,
Or perhaps upon a barm,
I get by on old Scouse wit,
And on my Liverpool charm.
But I’ve never owned a tracksuit,
It’s simply not my style,
And I’m not a football maniac,
Or have a police file.
So remember that you can’t believe,
All that people say,
About us lowly Scousers,
Who come from Bootle way.
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
depression, friendship, funny, love, nostalgia, places
Quadruple Limerick-The Australian Dingo
I raised an Australian dingo,
no name came to mind but Ringo;
he jumped on me,
ripped my clothes daily...
it costed me plenty of money!
Only once I left him alone;
good grief... my furniture was torn!
Oh, should I be mad...
or be kind instead?
I'll sleep over it for tonight!
All Ringo did was run, bark and howl,
mistaking a small cat for an owl;
They took him away
to the zoo today;
he'll whimper form his cage, not rest!
I'll take him back, lest he behaves;
his lesson he'll learn: good manners!
Now, Ringo just stares
to earn forgiveness...
it's fun to play with him and laugh!
Written by
Lawrence Ingle
Categories:
funny, introspection, places,
1953 Ford Truck
In my travels around....
from town to town...
I found sitting next to a tree...
a red truck for sale...
that looked like _ell!
a ford, nineteen fifty-three...
So I knocked on the door...
and wasn't for sure...
if they'd sell it to me...
When they answered the door...
they wanted more...
but I gave them two-fifty, not three...
I got it running at last...
and oh! what a task!
I couldn't wait to set it free...
Yea!! it's really fast...
when I give it the gas...
ask those cops who gave tickets to me!
The body's intact...
just one ding and a whack!!
I'll paint it just wait and see!!!
Written by
Joseph Spence Sr
Categories:
funny, history, imagination, nature, people, places
Adam & Eve Inventory Accountants
Adam was an
acceptable accountant
And Eve a bubblingly
bright bookkeeper;
Adam loved the
First-In, First-Out
Accounting (FIFO) system,
While Eve preferred
The Last-In, First-Out
Inventory (LIFO) system;
Together they testified that
Inventoried sweet fruit
should neither
Sits and spoil
nor go to the
Garden wastebasket
Wrongfully.
Written by
Sharon Smith
Categories:
adventure, funny, health, people, places, boy
There Once Was a Young Boy Called Tim
There once was a young boy called Tim,
Who decided the Mersey to swim,
Got in to his knees,
But started to freeze,
So decided it wasn't for him!
Written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
food, funny, humor, humorous, places,
State Buds
I do like European food
Hungary and right in the mood,
I Czech'd the specialty
And Finnished a Turkey -
O'slo I did eat, t'was so good!
Inspired by a pun I read recently
Posted 21/02/16
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
anniversary, confusion, funny, places
Red Cheeks. ( Both Sets.)
After tossing back too many shots,
My tummy got tied up in knots.
But the outhouse fell down,
now a king with no crown,
I cover up where I must: "Thank You Scotts'!"
Written by
Cecil Hickman
Categories:
adventure, funny, imagination, places, spacewater, water
Spaceship (Acrostic With Rhyme)
Spend your hard-earned cash on fuel for takeoff.
Pray that the government does not find out until gone.
Allow your free time for checking weather, not golf.
Case the local food store for dry goods you can con.
Evaluate your water supply needs, no water in cosmos.
Secure a safe place for waste, body waste floats to easy.
Have welding knowledge, so your stored rocket is close.
Internet may bring suspicion making government queasy.
Plan to go up straight in the air, horizontal rockets scare.
Written by
Gerard Keogh Jr.
Categories:
food, funny, husband, places
Food Lion, Fayetteville, North Carolina
Her list includes croutons and jelly and jam,
as I read down, I see knockwurst and ham.
Bananas and tuna, pick up Borax and Bold,
if there's no Zest, then get Palmolive Gold.
Orange juice and lemons, Pepsi and Sprite,
ice cream and cookies for our guests tonight.
I arrive on line nine with it all and croutons.
It rings up, I reach in..I forgot the coupons.
Written by
Jason Talbott
Categories:
fantasy, funny, places
A New Monster In Loch Ness
I saw the huge beast from the dock.
The scene evoked bowel loosening shock.
Run and hide, Nessie!
It's about to get messy.
Rosie O'Donnell* is swimming in the Loch.
(*or insert your "favorite" celebrity name here)
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, history, imagination, native american, places, seasons
Whats Cooking
mojave desert
one hundred and one in shade
can cook egg on rock
Written by
James Ray Morris
Categories:
funny, happiness, life, on work and working, people, places
A Day At the Flea Market
Dealers arriving
Merchandise appearing.
Bargain hunters searching
Treasures departing.
Dealers exiting
with pockets a-jingling.
Written by
Reason A. Poteet
Categories:
dedication, funny, places, satire, work,
The Blarney Stone
a didactic poem
When eloquence leaves you a’wanting,
if verbal effluence you’re flaunting,
should your audience appear daunting,
kiss the Blarney Stone.
I climbed the circular tower,
reached the hundred ninety-third step,
and waded through unhurried queue.
I trembled with anxiety,
gasped for ev’ry uncertain breath,
and paused to view but then I knew.
Hidden underneath the rampart
this infamous bluestone will rest
I shan’t pursue my lips on blue.
When commonsense says, “No way”,
if plain prudence seeks delay,
should consequence have its say,
pass the Blarney stone.
6
Written by
Xavier Keough
Categories:
funny, nature, nostalgia, places,
Banzai Tokyo
Banzai Tokyo
Land lashing tsunami tongue
Godzilla is home
Written by
Kathy Fretwell Gandy
Categories:
fantasy, funny, places,
Locked Up In Jail
It isn't any fun
being locked up in jail.
Sitting all by my lonesome
in this cracker box cell.
The bed is too hard
and I never really rest.
I asked for a pillow
but they denied my request.
I go to sleep hungry
because the food is so rotten.
I never see a soul,
it seems I've been forgotten.
I'd try to escape
if I thought that I could.
But here in this jail,
I'm locked up pretty good.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
city, funny, humor, humorous, places, sky
aspiring parrot
once a parrot named kevin
wanted to fly to heaven
so he flew and flew
but when out of view
was forced to land in akron.
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
funny, love, people, places,
All For Love
Poor octogenarian Darrell,
At Niagara with his young bride, Carol,
The love struck old geezer,
In order to please her,
Plunged over the falls in a barrel.
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
funny, imagination, inspirational, nature, places, uplifting
My Mom Is One Tough Cookie
deep in the forest
collapsed limbs fungus rockbeds
natures own fury
Tribute To Nature
Even If She Is Mean LOL
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
funny, people, places,
Carnival
He traveled down from Arkansas,
To New Orleans, for Mardi Gras.
"One evening of abandonment,"
That's what his trusted friends say,
"He frolicked on Fat Tuesday night,
And repented on Ash Wednesday."
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
friendship, funny, imagination, inspirational, people, places
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