Humorous and funny Plane poems and/or funny poems about Plane. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Plane funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
body, flying, humorous,
She's Not Leaving On a Jet Plane
An overweight lady named Annie
Has got an absurdly large fanny
Since she boarded a plane
That is destined for Spain
She's wedged in the seat in Miami!
Thanks to Andrea for helping me with the meter for this one
Jan Allison
12th April 2016
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
football, humorous,
The Hayne Plane
The Hayne plane took America by storm,
The Yanks soon realised he was not the norm,
He dodged through gaps
As he downed his flaps,
The opposition looked quite forlorn.
Written by
Anselmo Boles
Categories:
humor, satire,
A Plane Flat Earther Reminder
A Plane Flat Earther Reminder
This is merely my suggestion
I'm not contriving a rebellion
Now then___
If you believe that Earth is downright Flat
Yell, "All aboard!" sit those buns on a train
But if your brains decide you guys are nuts
Admit you are dimwits get up on the plane!
Penned: 1/20/2022
4:18 a.m.
Lake Worth
Florida USA
Written by
Brady Harness
Categories:
change, culture, growth, hope, humor, meaningful, wisdom,
Auto, Plane and Omnibus
AUTO, PLANE AND OMNIBUS
Auto, Plane and Omnibus-
what a marvelous fuss,
that stupor'd man creates with you.
Ladies, Gentlemen and Nom De Plumes-
what frolic,
just yesterday unknown;
is reality tomorrow ?
That which is up, that which is down,
how can we tell right from wrong-
when covered with technology ?
It takes the roses essence
and be-little it to nothingness-
until Poet and Philosopher,
re-erects it on a citadel of Love !
Written by
Kurtis Scott Aka Curtis Futch Jr
Categories:
giggle, happiness, humorous,
Call Me On the Plane
as you ride high
up there in the sky
think of me
and feel free
over the ocean as its in motion
its not insane
to
CALL ME ON THE PLANE
Written by
Maurice Rigoler
Categories:
humor,
In a Plane
Eight hours cooped up in a plane
entubed in fuselage can put a strain
on buttocks squeezed into a seat
with no stretching room for feet.
Add to that the high-pitched cry
of a backseat woman’s brat and I
began to wonder: Was I in a plane
or a tube undergoing an inflight MRI?