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Poem Details | by David Crandall |
Categories: animal, humor,

The Marvelous Platypus

The platypus excels at evolution And displays a super cool solution For making his way amidst the muck,  He don't run aground.  He don't get stuck. Of this, the platypus would never dream As a self-respecting monotreme. Indeed, a platypus of station Will employ electrolocation.

Poem Details | by John Lawless |
Categories: fun, humor,

The Platypus

The platypus
creation committee
Who’d God put in time out?


John G. Lawless
©8/22/2018


Poem Details | by Bryan Norton |
Categories: humor, nonsense,

A Duck-Billed Platypus

A duck-billed platypus
Is bathing on the bus
She left her favorite stream
To join our swimming team

She did so well last year
Her lane was free and clear
Until the final leg
When Platy laid an egg

The hippopotami
Don’t eat the platy pie
Because the hippo bake
Is better served with cake

The platy pie who pluck
Are eating Peking duck
Because the ducks that pry
Are dinner by and by

I knew a platypus
Who shared her duck with us
My dinner pals were thrilled 
Because the duck was billed

O what a cunning creature
To don a double feature
The mammal with a plus
A duck-billed platypus.

Poem Details | by David Crandall |
Categories: animal, humor,

Platypus

It’s true, we both swim through the muck,
But don’t compare me to a duck.
No, I wouldn’t do that until
You’ve reckoned my rubbery bill.