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Poem Details | by Nathan D. |
Categories: faith, hilarious,

Platypus Facts

Look a platypus
Proof evolutions a lie
And God is insane


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: fun, humor,

The Platypus

The platypus
creation committee
Who’d God put in time out?


John G. Lawless
©8/22/2018

Poem Details | by Michael Burch |
Categories: animal, desire, humor, humorous, love, nature, nonsense,

The Platypus, a Double Limerick

Double Limerick: The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch

The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what of his proboscis?

The platypus, though, is eager
although his means are meager.
His sight is poor;
perhaps he'll score
with a passing duck or beaver.

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