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Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: friend, humorous, poetess,



Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese!
Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma 
of unwashed toes and knees.
These poets are the ones who pretend to be my 
PS friends?
But off in the distance, they live in Big Ego City, 
just beyond the bend.
They avoid better poets than I,and tis no surprise!
Prancing about the soup with guile and smiling disguise!
So,it's a damaging, unkind game they play.
My knowing Karma is coming their way.

                   January 3, 2020
                      11:45 pm PST

Poem Details | by Regina Elliott |
Categories: funny, humor, poetess, tribute,

Poot-Toot University

I can't believe I'm writing this mess,
but, here it goes, the gifted poetess, 
Jan Allison doesn't want to brag, but,
she has a degree,
from the distinguished Poot-Toot University,
in fact, a PhD in Fartology,
an expert she is,
and, gee-whiz,
she writes of farts so funnily,
she's the Limerick Queen of Flatulence,
it's a PoetrySoup decree,
and, yes, there's something quite wrong with me!

Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry, tribute,

To Jan

on small island
lives the lovely poet
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: appreciation, humor, poetess,

Mayhem's Mistress

Mayhem's mistress of sweeter meter ~
                             prime time's rhymes - Nina Parmenter!


'Tease a Friend' contest
Sponsor: Bobby May

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humorous, irony, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, voice,

a melody on parchment

Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
easy poetry

your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him

pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up

Poem Details | by Charlie Knowlton |
Categories: funny, poetess, tribute,

Tribute to Jan

                          There is a quick poet named Jan
                          Who hails from the Isle of Man
                          Her limericks border
                          on Soup`s law and order
                          Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned.

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: giggle, poetess,


          The Zero Au Jus Poetess Awakens

       The poetess sat all day, waiting for a reply.
       As if a great star would  fall from the sky?

       She learned her lesson all too well.
       Not  to wait for her iPad bell!

       Remembering this is Poetry Soup, not Reply Soup.
       Aha! I see she has her head out of a closed loop!

                  December 24, 2019

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: feelings, humor, muse, poetess, writing,


        Panagiota's Dream

With trepidation she picked up her pen.
Should I try this now.......or when?
Her Muse whispered in her ear!
"It's now or never, poetess, dear!"
Ah, that word "poetess" made her
divinely lightheaded.
And thus, my friends, she and her
pen are most happily wedded!

              August 7, 2020
               7:45pm PSt


Poem Details | by Indiana Shaw |
Categories: appreciation, humorous, poetess, words,

Jan Allison


There is a lady from the Isle of Man
Sometimes a little brash, you understand
Her poems well sought after 
As we all crease in laughter
More hilarity Jan, we demand

Indiana Shaw . . . ; )

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humor,


     A poetess thought she was such unique, hot stuff.
     Disposed was she, to writing in the buff!
     "What's so wrong with that" she huffed.
     I told her unequivocally, in friendly puffs:
     "Doing that, in your front window is arrestable,plain, dumb, stuff!"



Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humor, poetess,


I struggle with electronic forms, 
To this simpleton, a bag of  worms.
But fresh French coffee, and a smile.
May help me make this final mile.
The silvered stars behind we twinkle!
Do aid me, in removing ‘ mind wrinkles’!


Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,

Shanity Rain

            So many amazing Artist ~
             one would never complain

            Just to be amongst all Soup 
             my name will never be plain

            I love all indiscriminately 
            My friends you'll  remain 

            Not to confuse or cause pain
            for the reason lies not in Vain

             From now on just call me 
                Shanity Rain ~

           However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
        '   Shanity Rain  my new Pen name  '

Poem Details | by poesy relish |
Categories: humor, poetess, valentines day,

SKAT A broke my heart :D

SKAT A broke my poor delicate heart with a topic i cant take part On valentine i must craft not by design did she draft she a poet so dear and smart © Nadiya (2 Feb '15)
Place 2nd in the contest 'a valentine limerick to the poet who broke my heart' by Skat A on 27 May 2015.

Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: humor, poetess, self,

I Once Knew A Poet Named Sandy

I once knew a poet named Sandy*
who thought she wrote verses so dandy.
When she saw an NA
for a contest that day...
she questioned modus operandi.

Sandra M. Haight

~7th Place~
Contest: Sensitive Community *a pd contest*
Sponsor: Skat A
Judged: 03/14/2016

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: humor, humorous, poetess, poets,

A troublemaker

A poet looking for a peer 
invariably troubles Shakespeare.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by ilene bauer |
Categories: funny, poetess,

Past Her Prime

A poetess well past her prime
Had some trouble when writing a rhyme.
Her limericks lagged
And her readership sagged
You could say it was really a …tragedy!

June 30, 2013
for Heather's Make Me Laugh Contest

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: humor, humorous, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, writing,

A poetaster

A poetaster seems sadistic 
if he writes longer than a distich.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Rainbow Promise |
Categories: feelings, funny, humor, poetess,


Rebellion against Things that God detests, can be seen as Mutiny.
The gathering of things from Greed, is noted to be a bounty.

Accumulating anything from all around is Greed.
This accumulation does not make the greedy Freed!

Everything that the eye catches in another's Space,
Cause greedy ones to pick up the Pace.

Saying in mind: "I want that, I must have that, I'll just have those,"
May lead to nowhere but satan's pit!

Thus you see, Rebellion against God's detestations,
Can be the agonizing ACT of wrong manifestations!

Poem Details | by Anna Nomaly |
Categories: adventure, humor, night, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,

It's Too Early To Early To Prite Woetry

It's to early to prite woetry
shakespeare hasn't even rolled over yet!
my mind's not had it's morning warming
and i'll make a handsome bet-
i bet my brains not ready
to make any sort of scheme
its full of grog and foggy
i mean vice versa! (see what i mean?)

Too early for darkness but evening is nigh!
of course i only write when the moon is high..


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: crazy, feelings, good morning, hilarious, perspective, poetess, write,

Planning In My Sleep

Wake Up Excited 

Wonderful Lesson in Mind

It’s Gone By Coffee

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: confusion, god, humorous, poetess,


Alas, about to smash her pen,
Fool that she is~ thinking, oh so 
That comments "make"a poem,
a gem? Why no! Hardly!

Hapless, foolish poetess!
Where are your brains?
You know your poem is more than good.
Stop looking for personal fame!

You need a fan club to honor
your work?
(and yes, some do demand it,
total poetic jerks!)

Just knock off being so
superciliously arrogant!
Your poetry is a gift to you~
From God in heaven.

Now!In all humility~ get on with it.

September 24, 2019

*** A special thank you to Matthew Amish for
alerting me to the typo in the title...PR***

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: fantasy, humor, poetess,


She thought she was hot and top of the heap.
By insulting forms another poet would use?
As if a difficult poem she could ever pen?
She then, with a huff, gave up writing poetry.
Opened a lovely restaurant called, "The Old Dancing Hen."
But now......insults her customers, you bet!
No longer does she make other poets, small and fret.


Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humorous, poetess,

Sonnet 1 Allergies 1

Sonnet 1 Allergies I. (Humorous) But soft, what junky mites and dust filleth my beloved castle's air? Can it be ye olde funky cat hair! Or perchace~ that stench of spinach  noodles? Like a gross fat bear, passing air! Ah, leave, begone this poet's castle! My hand stuck to my nose, with kleenex, as if glued there by a  destructive muse? My pen, cannot move ~that appendage so poetically blessed. In eternal hell, pulling kleenex, From a rogue holder, on my heaving chest! Panagiota Romios 5/1/2018 9:35 pm

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humorous, poetess,

Poetry in Hot Pants


Miss Sharpy
Life of the Party
Two lines only
Poetess Laureate


Poem Details | by Michelo Mweetwa |
Categories: art, hilarious, literature, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,

Number of views

I once posted a poem on poetry soup
I checked for feedback a while later
I smiled to find I had one view
It was enough to be a motivator
Every time I checked my views they increased by one
Then my smile faded when I realized I was my own fan
Celebrating my own views
A lone spoon for my poetry soup