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Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: friend, humorous, poetess,

Limburger Cheese Poetess


Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese!
Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma 
of unwashed toes and knees.
These poets are the ones who pretend to be my 
PS friends?
But off in the distance, they live in Big Ego City, 
just beyond the bend.
They avoid better poets than I,and tis no surprise!
Prancing about the soup with guile and smiling disguise!
So,it's a damaging, unkind game they play.
My knowing Karma is coming their way.

                   January 3, 2020
                      11:45 pm PST

Poem Details | by Michelle Faulkner |
Categories: appreciation, humor, poetess,

Mayhem's Mistress

Mayhem's mistress of sweeter meter ~
                             prime time's rhymes - Nina Parmenter!


'Tease a Friend' contest
Sponsor: Bobby May

Poem Details | by Thomas Martin |
Categories: appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry, tribute,

To Jan

on small island
lives the lovely poet
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humorous, irony, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, voice,

A Melody On Parchment

Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
easy poetry

your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him

pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: feelings, humor, muse, poetess, writing,

Panagiota's Dream

        Panagiota's Dream

With trepidation she picked up her pen.
Should I try this now.......or when?
Her Muse whispered in her ear!
"It's now or never, poetess, dear!"
Ah, that word "poetess" made her
divinely lightheaded.
And thus, my friends, she and her
pen are most happily wedded!

              August 7, 2020
               7:45pm PSt

Poem Details | by Joe Dimino |
Categories: humorous, perspective, poetess, poetry, poets, wisdom, writing,

His Own Writer

Don't corner the writer – put
him in a cage and poke; you
like Shakespeare...then read
Shakespeare! And let the writer
be his own rhyming or ill rhymed-bloke. 
To me, mistakes, imperfections – 
spontaneous glitches, as I prefer to
call them – send me into joyful stitches; 
a fresh exhibition of relatable nature – 
the transformation of perfection into 
Human Interest.  So, let the writer
be his or her own protagonist, or Free-willed
blessed Nemesis. Write and read whatever
tickles you pickles you...and let Mike be Mike, 
and Jane
be a literal-pain 
to her personable like.

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humor, poetess,

Oh, Those Anthology Woes

I struggle with electronic forms, 
To this simpleton, a bag of  worms.
But fresh French coffee, and a smile.
May help me make this final mile.
The silvered stars behind we twinkle!
Do aid me, in removing ‘ mind wrinkles’!


Poem Details | by Charlie Knowlton |
Categories: funny, poetess, tribute,

Tribute To Jan

There is a quick poet named Jan
                          Who hails from the Isle of Man
                          Her limericks border
                          on Soup`s law and order
                          Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned.

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humor,

The Naked Poetess

A poetess thought she was such unique, hot stuff.
     Disposed was she, to writing in the buff!
     "What's so wrong with that" she huffed.
     I told her unequivocally, in friendly puffs:
     "Doing that, in your front window is arrestable,plain, dumb, stuff!"


Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: giggle, poetess,

The Zero Au Jus Poetess Awakens

The Zero Au Jus Poetess Awakens

       The poetess sat all day, waiting for a reply.
       As if a great star would  fall from the sky?

       She learned her lesson all too well.
       Not  to wait for her iPad bell!

       Remembering this is Poetry Soup, not Reply Soup.
       Aha! I see she has her head out of a closed loop!

                  December 24, 2019

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: art, career, change, future, humor, humorous, identity, image, international, me, mystery, poetess, rain, symbolism, words, writing,

Shanity Rain

So many amazing Artist ~
             one would never complain

            Just to be amongst all Soup 
             my name will never be plain

            I love all indiscriminately 
            My friends you'll  remain 

            Not to confuse or cause pain
            for the reason lies not in Vain

             From now on just call me 
                Shanity Rain ~

           However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
        '   Shanity Rain  my new Pen name  '

Poem Details | by Poesy Relish |
Categories: humor, poetess, valentines day,

Skat a Broke My Heart :D

SKAT A broke my poor delicate heart with a topic i cant take part On valentine i must craft not by design did she draft she a poet so dear and smart © Nadiya (2 Feb '15)
Place 2nd in the contest 'a valentine limerick to the poet who broke my heart' by Skat A on 27 May 2015.

Poem Details | by Sandra Haight |
Categories: humor, poetess, self,

I Once Knew a Poet Named Sandy

I once knew a poet named Sandy*
who thought she wrote verses so dandy.
When she saw an NA
for a contest that day...
she questioned modus operandi.

Sandra M. Haight

~7th Place~
Contest: Sensitive Community *a pd contest*
Sponsor: Skat A
Judged: 03/14/2016

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: humor, humorous, poetess, poets,

A Troublemaker

A poet looking for a peer 
invariably troubles Shakespeare.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Ilene Bauer |
Categories: funny, poetess,

Past Her Prime

A poetess well past her prime
Had some trouble when writing a rhyme.
Her limericks lagged
And her readership sagged
You could say it was really a …tragedy!

June 30, 2013
for Heather's Make Me Laugh Contest

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: humor, humorous, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, writing,

A Poetaster

A poetaster seems sadistic 
if he writes longer than a distich.

Volodymyr Knyr

Poem Details | by Rainbow Promise |
Categories: feelings, funny, humor, poetess,


Rebellion against Things that God detests, can be seen as Mutiny.
The gathering of things from Greed, is noted to be a bounty.

Accumulating anything from all around is Greed.
This accumulation does not make the greedy Freed!

Everything that the eye catches in another's Space,
Cause greedy ones to pick up the Pace.

Saying in mind: "I want that, I must have that, I'll just have those,"
May lead to nowhere but satan's pit!

Thus you see, Rebellion against God's detestations,
Can be the agonizing ACT of wrong manifestations!

Poem Details | by Memphis Stacks |
Categories: adventure, allusion, art, betrayal, confidence, conflict, cool, corruption, crazy, culture, deep, extended metaphor, fantasy, fear, feelings, goodbye, humanity, humor, humorous, identity, life, literature, meaningful, metaphor, people, perspective, philosophy, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, psychological, relationship, symbolism, trust, voyage, wisdom, words, write, writing,

The Toledo Panic Button

A Con-man's way out
Only in cases of emergency
Like the fire axe behind the glass
Only this is more deadly
Way more sketchy
Die with the lie
A mark gets wise
Gets hip to the jive
Catches on
Smells the cheese getting stinky
Eyes shift as reality comes to light
Make a decision!
 is about to get hinky!
Confidence is gone and it's time to fly
Make like some titties and bounce
Only one way out!
The Toledo Panic Button!

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: crazy, feelings, good morning, hilarious, perspective, poetess, write,

Planning In My Sleep

Wake Up Excited 

Wonderful Lesson in Mind

It’s Gone By Coffee

Poem Details | by Anna Nomaly |
Categories: adventure, humor, night, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,

It's Too Early To Early To Prite Woetry

It's to early to prite woetry
shakespeare hasn't even rolled over yet!
my mind's not had it's morning warming
and i'll make a handsome bet-
i bet my brains not ready
to make any sort of scheme
its full of grog and foggy
i mean vice versa! (see what i mean?)

Too early for darkness but evening is nigh!
of course i only write when the moon is high..


Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: humorous, poetess,

The Stubborn Pen

A frustrated poet had a paralyzed pen.
She wailed, “When you will move,when!”
The pen with sad eyes,looked up in dismay
“Mistress,my brain cartridge is empty this day.”

She knew there were phone calls to be made.
Plus,had to hang up a lovely,new blue shade.
Clothes to be washed,her hungry cat to be fed.
So~she with joy, jumped out of her poetic dread.


Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: how i feel, humor, poetess,

When You Cannot Write

Oh, it's a fright, alright!!
For me, I can't throw words.
on a page to please-~
For me that's just a felony…
If my entire soul is not in it!
The poem won't be born!
It's no homage to me or to thee, without me….
in it.

Sure, of course, there are simple, fast 
forms I can use….
But to write something of no depth and no 
meaning, I cannot do.
And no, there are absolutely…no muses or
unicorns in my house.
So for today, I am just a poet mouse.


Poem Details | by Poet Tellaferro |
Categories: allegory, allusion, analogy, art, beautiful, beauty, boy, cat, change, cheer up, crazy, culture, cute, cute love, deep, devotion, dream, emotions, family, farewell, friendship, fun, funny, funny love, giggle, heartbreak, hope, humanity, image, imagery, imagination, irony, joy, love, love hurts, metaphor, my child, perspective, poems, poetess, poetry, poets, psychological, smile, social, society, surreal, sympathy, tiger,

For the Love of Cats

…is a cat not the totem of love

your physical contact generates feelings
were the neurons release 
the feeling for good vibes
peace, harmony 

by stroking soft gentle fur 
strong n deep is the purr

serenity brings your heart
to idle
cools your feelings 

you relax

you love your cat 
the best as you can
but like beautiful rose thorns 
can cut like razors
so can the claws of a cat...

love can turn, hurt, bite, flee...

cutting deep!

And just like that your cat is gone
           to somewhere 
                         or someplace 
                                      to someone else…

And only the echoes of little pads are left!

Poem Details | by Charles Messina |
Categories: humor, poetess, poets,

My Favorite Poet

Poets and poetesses, please join me for a toast
To the one who I admire and idolize the most 
I announce my favorite poet in good taste, I assure
You are ALL on my favorite poets list, but...
'Tis I, whom I most adore 

Who Is Your Best PS Poet or Poetess Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Sotto Poet 

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: evil, humor,

A Poetess Named Toni

                  Proud,arrogant and full of baloney!
                  Oh, she charmed poets for sure.
                  Loved to be judge and juror.
                  God saw this,released His furor.
                  With grace,ended her poettc tenure!