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friend, humorous, poetess,
Sometimes I feel like a hunk of Limburger cheese!
Poets pass my poetry as if it had the great aroma
of unwashed toes and knees.
These poets are the ones who pretend to be my
But off in the distance, they live in Big Ego City,
just beyond the bend.
They avoid better poets than I,and tis no surprise!
Prancing about the soup with guile and smiling disguise!
So,it's a damaging, unkind game they play.
My peace...is knowing Karma is coming their way.
January 3, 2020
11:45 pm PST
funny, humor, poetess, tribute,
I can't believe I'm writing this mess,
but, here it goes, the gifted poetess,
Jan Allison doesn't want to brag, but,
she has a degree,
from the distinguished Poot-Toot University,
in fact, a PhD in Fartology,
an expert she is,
she writes of farts so funnily,
she's the Limerick Queen of Flatulence,
it's a PoetrySoup decree,
and, yes, there's something quite wrong with me!
appreciation, encouraging, humorous, inspirational, poetess, poetry, tribute,
on small island
lives the lovely poet
inspired to her poetry
by good deeds and humor
and grace of expression
appreciation, humor, poetess,
Mayhem's mistress of sweeter meter ~
prime time's rhymes - Nina Parmenter!
'Tease a Friend' contest
Sponsor: Bobby May
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Feelings on paper
A melody on parchment
your heartfelt humor
delighting unknown strangers
while you ignore him
pouring out your soul
into a painting or poem
husband catches up
funny, poetess, tribute,
There is a quick poet named Jan
Who hails from the Isle of Man
Her limericks border
on Soup`s law and order
Here`s hoping that Jan is not banned.
The Zero Au Jus Poetess Awakens
The poetess sat all day, waiting for a reply.
As if a great star would fall from the sky?
She learned her lesson all too well.
Not to wait for her iPad bell!
Remembering this is Poetry Soup, not Reply Soup.
Aha! I see she has her head out of a closed loop!
December 24, 2019
feelings, humor, muse, poetess, writing,
With trepidation she picked up her pen.
Should I try this now.......or when?
Her Muse whispered in her ear!
"It's now or never, poetess, dear!"
Ah, that word "poetess" made her
And thus, my friends, she and her
pen are most happily wedded!
August 7, 2020
appreciation, humorous, poetess, words,
There is a lady from the Isle of Man
Sometimes a little brash, you understand
Her poems well sought after
As we all crease in laughter
More hilarity Jan, we demand
Indiana Shaw . . . ; )
A poetess thought she was such unique, hot stuff.
Disposed was she, to writing in the buff!
"What's so wrong with that" she huffed.
I told her unequivocally, in friendly puffs:
"Doing that, in your front window is arrestable,plain, dumb, stuff!"
I struggle with electronic forms,
To this simpleton, a bag of worms.
But fresh French coffee, and a smile.
May help me make this final mile.
The silvered stars behind we twinkle!
Do aid me, in removing ‘ mind wrinkles’!
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So many amazing Artist ~
one would never complain
Just to be amongst all Soup
my name will never be plain
I love all indiscriminately
My friends you'll remain
Not to confuse or cause pain
for the reason lies not in Vain
From now on just call me
Shanity Rain ~
However my Children remind me , I'm Insane ~
' Shanity Rain my new Pen name '
humor, poetess, valentines day,
SKAT A broke my poor delicate heart
with a topic i cant take part
On valentine i must craft
not by design did she draft
she a poet so dear and smart
© Nadiya (2 Feb '15)
Place 2nd in the contest 'a valentine limerick to the poet who broke my heart' by Skat A on 27 May 2015.
humor, poetess, self,
I once knew a poet named Sandy*
who thought she wrote verses so dandy.
When she saw an NA
for a contest that day...
she questioned modus operandi.
Sandra M. Haight
Contest: Sensitive Community *a pd contest*
Sponsor: Skat A
humor, humorous, poetess, poets,
A poet looking for a peer
invariably troubles Shakespeare.
A poetess well past her prime
Had some trouble when writing a rhyme.
Her limericks lagged
And her readership sagged
You could say it was really a …tragedy!
June 30, 2013
for Heather's Make Me Laugh Contest
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A poetaster seems sadistic
if he writes longer than a distich.
feelings, funny, humor, poetess,
Rebellion against Things that God detests, can be seen as Mutiny.
The gathering of things from Greed, is noted to be a bounty.
Accumulating anything from all around is Greed.
This accumulation does not make the greedy Freed!
Everything that the eye catches in another's Space,
Cause greedy ones to pick up the Pace.
Saying in mind: "I want that, I must have that, I'll just have those,"
May lead to nowhere but satan's pit!
Thus you see, Rebellion against God's detestations,
Can be the agonizing ACT of wrong manifestations!
adventure, humor, night, poems, poetess, poetry, poets,
It's to early to prite woetry
shakespeare hasn't even rolled over yet!
my mind's not had it's morning warming
and i'll make a handsome bet-
i bet my brains not ready
to make any sort of scheme
its full of grog and foggy
i mean vice versa! (see what i mean?)
Too early for darkness but evening is nigh!
of course i only write when the moon is high..
crazy, feelings, good morning, hilarious, perspective, poetess, write,
Wake Up Excited
Wonderful Lesson in Mind
It’s Gone By Coffee
confusion, god, humorous, poetess,
Alas, about to smash her pen,
Fool that she is~ thinking, oh so
That comments "make"a poem,
a gem? Why no! Hardly!
Hapless, foolish poetess!
Where are your brains?
You know your poem is more than good.
Stop looking for personal fame!
You need a fan club to honor
(and yes, some do demand it,
total poetic jerks!)
Just knock off being so
Your poetry is a gift to you~
From God in heaven.
Now!In all humility~ get on with it.
September 24, 2019
*** A special thank you to Matthew Amish for
alerting me to the typo in the title...PR***
fantasy, humor, poetess,
She thought she was hot and top of the heap.
By insulting forms another poet would use?
As if a difficult poem she could ever pen?
She then, with a huff, gave up writing poetry.
Opened a lovely restaurant called, "The Old Dancing Hen."
But now......insults her customers, you bet!
No longer does she make other poets, small and fret.
Sonnet 1 Allergies I. (Humorous)
But soft, what junky mites and dust
filleth my beloved castle's air?
Can it be ye olde funky cat hair!
Or perchace~ that stench of spinach
Like a gross fat bear, passing air!
Ah, leave, begone this poet's castle!
My hand stuck to my nose, with
kleenex, as if glued there by a
My pen, cannot move ~that
appendage so poetically blessed.
In eternal hell, pulling kleenex,
From a rogue holder, on my heaving chest!
Life of the Party
Two lines only
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I once posted a poem on poetry soup
I checked for feedback a while later
I smiled to find I had one view
It was enough to be a motivator
Every time I checked my views they increased by one
Then my smile faded when I realized I was my own fan
Celebrating my own views
A lone spoon for my poetry soup