Humorous and funny Poker poems and/or funny poems about Poker. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Poker funny poems!
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
funny, humorous,
Puff the Poker Princess
She didn’t play poker so well.
Her bluff was as clear as a bell.
Her insides would quaver
So much that they gave her
A hell of a smell of a tell.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Mar-A-Lago Poker
The wife took a job that pays pretty fair
Combing out daylight from Trump's orange hair
Displaying his lust
Trump stares at her bust
Confirming an Ace can not beat a pair!
Written by
Ed Morris
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, winter,
Polar Poker
Don’t gamble with winter: it’s cold!
Too cold to be chill, cool, or bold.
So cold the deck’s stacked;
I accept the cold fact—
You win, Cold Man Winter: I fold.
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Date Written: January 5, 2019
Contest: Same Word Winter Limerick, sponsored by Charles Messina
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, word play,
About Strip Poker
He refused to gamble as a rule although,
He heard something, that made his interest grow
It's true of one game
Strip poker's its name
The more you lose, the more you have to show!
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
holiday, humor,
Poker Face In the Rainbow Room
With rainbow and stout, and an Irish cold,
my vivid recollection — when to fold.
The smirk on green lips - a whip.
Sure knowledge of luck in grip,
as leprechaun laid down his hand of gold.
2/27/2021
Contest: LIMERICKS in honor of St. Patrick's Day
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins
Written by
Deborah Vines
Categories:
humorous,
Poker Face
"Poker Face"
Oh!! Poker Face standing out in a crowd of disagreement..
"Poker Face"
Intelligent, clever, informed...
Wise in your high's and low's forever transforming but never conforming...
Look Up ...make your move using the motions and gesture's on your side...
Move "Poker Face"
Deborah Vines 3/26/2019
Written by
Dorian Petersen Potter
Categories:
addiction, humorous,
Poker
(Rhyme)
I invited a lot of my friends to play poker with me
I thought I could beat them at the game you see
I've been spending more cash than what I've made
But now that I am losing my shirt I'm really afraid!
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2014
October,02,2014