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Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: culture, health, humor,

Under the Influence

Honey,
why do alcohol-baptized Christians
develop addictions to oil-and-gas extractive economics?

I don't know, dear.
Perhaps the same reason that THC agnostics
sprout SierraClub cooperative political memberships?
Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humor,

The Thinking Gnat

A gnat is annoying my nose today.
She keeps coming back and landing on me.
She is fast.
Faster than my grabbing hand.
I am eating an apple.
Land on that!
I wait.
She does not respond.
A gnat with a mind of her own.
I may adopt her.
I can often use a good-thinking gnat.
 
In her honor, I have written the thinking gnat song.
 
Thinking gnat,
Thinking gnat,
You are smart.
You know where it’s at.
 
Thinking gnat,
Thinking gnat,
You are amazing.
Smarter than a bat.
 
Thinking gnat,
Thinking gnat,
You should run the country,
Just another fat cat.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: community, health, humor, integrity, psychological,

Predicting Assault Patterns

I've noticed,
As our economic and politically empowered
too consistently lead with their Right,
All us non-elite women
people of color
LGBTQ
and indigenous people
predictably lean to our Left

To find a space
where we feel safer,
and a sacred place
where we might imagine
our lives actually matter.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: culture, earth, gender, health, humor, integrity, love,

Fascism's Uncertain Patriotic Ring

Fascism has grown cancerous maturity
to pathologically enforce
what mere nationalistic military-industrialized supremacy
would patriotically endorse.

Supremacists of race or gender
or metaphysical systems of personal as political investment,
mistake allegiance to icons and idols and pledges
of national privilege
for personal passion and investment in gratitudes of love
for EarthTribe's WinWin Lands with blessing waters,
Gaian Principles 
of Organic Health Co-Governing Procedures.

Against fascist growing cancers
degeneratively erasing
what EarthTribe optimal regenerators
are more matriotically embracing.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: bullying, humor, integrity, usa, vanity, wisdom, women,

Dear Donald, Again

I fear you cast yourself in lights too grand
and powerful.

Is it not enough
to acknowledge this legal investigation
of whether you have intended to use your limited powers
for obstructing justice,
fairness,
equity?

You go too far
casting yourself as a witch
hunted for misuse of powers
intended for promoting justice,
fairness,
ecological equity.

Donald Trump,
you are merely President
by minority vote;
you are no hunted witch.

Except, of course,
within your own alternatively factual universe.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: destiny, earth, health, humanity, humor, power, violence,

Persuasive Powers

I remain both surprised and alarmed
when revolutionary entrepreneurs,
AltRight survivalists,
poor and terrified AfricanAmerican and Hispanic young adult U.S. males,
     and females,
and the National Rifle Association
vociferously agree with Chairman Mao
"Power is found at the end of a gun."

While alarmed
because violence breeds further mindless violence,
I continue to be surprised
because even a child could notice
Power originates from Earth's revolving
and enlightening
relationship to the Sun.

All other points of origin
are secondary,
derivative,
and perhaps not to be made too anthro-centrically much of.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: celebration, community, funeral, humor, power, racism, usa,

Anticlimate Cabinetry

Community organizers
and multiculturing regenerators
and organic whole food farmers
all agree
we tend to end up
back to where historically empowered nutritional voices 
start.

Look at all these old white men
in their predominantly red meat patriarchal ties.

Is this a cabinet
made of polyculturing organic containers
for regenerate multicultural growth?

Or a funeral
for the not too soon departing 
all WhiteHouse?

(but I have too much to declare)
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: destiny, earth, humanity, humor, nature,

Places I Would Become

Places I like to see
look like faces I could become
looking at opportunities and risks
for this place I have come to be.

Faces I would like to free
looking back and forth with sky and trees,
flowers and healthy seeds
flowing down clean rivers
of cooperative organic economies,
smiling our mutually political gratitude
for healthy happy multiculturing faces.

Graces Earth regenerates to share,
reincarnate Time's investments
through sacred places 
with clear-flowing faces.
Written by Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories: humor, humorous, political, satire,

Dumb and Dumber


HRC and DJT
Spells dumb and dumber to me
DJT and HRC
Which is which, that call ain't easy

HRC
is definitely dumb
Yeah, dumber than most anybody
DJT
is dumb too
Dumber than a Ladedade

A Ladedade
is a simple somebody
who always make you want to hurl
Who's the dumbest,
you make the call
Is it the boy or the girl
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: caregiving, health, humanity, humor, usa,

Quality Persons

"My son is a high quality person..."
     POTUS

A striking presidential sentiment.
Like defending an expensive choice cut
of red meat.

This view of healthy humanity
as a valuable commodity
reminds me
of his plan for health insurance divestment:

A very, very good plan for all Americans
[who are fortunate enough to be high quality persons,
transparently free of unfortunate pre-existing
Grade B
or C
or, god forbid, Grade D
or E
or Total Fail conditions.]
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: earth, health, humanity, humor, integrity, power, usa,

Draining the Swamp

Dear Donalds and Fans Thereof

I suppose by now you have noticed
there is an unfortunate difference
between draining the swamp
and becoming the swamp.

Swamp life promises fast thrills
but delivers slow and sure decomposition,
decay,
dissonance,
despair,
loneliness at the sadly shared bottom
of the top.

But, the swamp is also rich with creolization opportunities,
polycultural seductions and fertility,
cooperative marshes
trying to breathe
underneath our oil slick
toxic ego-incorporated politics.

To drain the swamp
we must first notice
we have become swamped.

To drain the Trumps
we must first notice
we have become trumped.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: culture, health, humor, power, usa, violence,

Presidential Comedians

I hear in the Ukraine
there's a comedian
with no prior political experience
who has become their new President.

I wonder
they did not hear
we tried this model in the U.S.
a couple years ago

With predictable tragic/comedic results
not the least bit friendly
to public multicultural health
sold out
to support feudal monoculturing wealth
of not so funny kleptocrats.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: earth, health, humor, math, space, time,

Inductive-Deductive Ecologic

-0 + 1 = 1,
but positive or negative 1?
We do not have enough in/ex-formation to say,
perhaps somewhere in-between.

-0 + (+1) = +1
-0 + (-1) = -1

If +1.00% 
measures universal solar bright light heat--diastatic
and -1.00% calculates rock-solid unitarian interdependent frozen fusion--entropic,

Then Mother Earth's Cooperative
Blue-Green Balance
appears to spiral ultra-violet in between.
Written by Julian Scutts
Categories: food, humorous,

Nelson's On His Column

There will always be an England:
roast beef and Yorkshire pud
assure the most fainthearted
that all is for the good.

Is anyone still doubtful?
This thought our hopes restore:
Marmite, baked beans and crumpets
provision us galore.

Coffee at eleven, at five o'clock high tea,
banishing the terrors that met us at the Somme,
kept us and Big Ben ticking 
and will to Kingdom Come.

Nelsons' on his column.
Against Juncker's spiteful quips
no naval power can save us,
but we do have fish and chips
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: health, humor, integrity, political, racism, seasons, senses,

Tao of Sacred Spaces

Tao of the CosmicCrack
crotched between
Great White Father's 
monotheistic Pole
and silently suppressed
polycultural BlackHole

Now ecocidally remembering
what EarthGoddess has brought together
no straight white privileged patrimony
could healthily
or safely part

Like baptismal waters
of RedBlue blooded Seas
and weaponized seasons
of penetrating drought,
wrenching reasons
for dicked-down drenching doubt.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: abuse, bullying, health, humor, integrity, love, usa,

When Pigs Can'T Fly

If love is healthy
and health is love,
whether a screaming rabid eagle
or a peaceful mother dove,
then it matters,
whether you are a pitbull
or a kinda bitchy beagle,

When someone nominates for CEO
a person who flat out tells you
I am a pig,
and not only that,
I could fly like an eagle
if not for all you lumpen doves,

Run,
don't walk,
fly, if you can,
in most any other direction.

To do otherwise
is like saying healthy Earth
could be more lovely
if flying pigs
were plutocratic CEOs.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: conflict, discrimination, health, humor, mental illness, power,

Politics of Mental Health

My cerebral palsied incontinent AfricanAmerican FetalAlcohol daughter
asked her teacher if she could be her Substitute 
while said teacher will be absent next week.

I was asked for my opinion on the wisdom of accepting this offer:

Ivy will rule with Ugly StepMother tyranny. 
She emulates President Trump's style of self v other empowerment.
With her we call it Oppositional Defiant Disorder. 
With him we call it Executive Order. 

But then, 
I can look at the two of them side by side, 
and see why that may be why things are as they are.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: anti bullying, caregiving, health, humor, usa,

Trumpity Dumpity

Trumpity Dumpity
sat on his Wall.

Dumpity Trumpity
had a Great Transitional Fall.

All the King's Secretaries
and all his White patriarchal men
couldn't put his sociopathological administration
climate health together
truly democratic again.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: destiny, god, health, humor, political,

Turquoise Hat

If God's divinely polyamorous will
is not a health-optimizing meritocracy,
an economic
and politically cooperative 
democracy
of regenerating multicultural wealth

Then may She eat Her post-climatic
degenerating
desecrating
hat.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: anger, humanity, humor, loss, patriotic, satire,

Pretrumpian Pronouncements

I saw there was a mow-down in Las Vegas
of country western loves.
And also heard our President
was about to share his view.
But before he had his chance
to enlighten one and all,
I figured his best solution
was to hope before the next time
we'll all do our patriotic duty,
go out and buy the best automatic multi-repeating rifle
with scope that we can afford to buy,
so everyone can keep a well-scoped eye
on all the other country western wise
before we blast each other's patriotic duty
to stand and salute both our flags of equally good history,
leave no child with any color standing,
left unpatriotically behind.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: history, humor, mental illness, patriotic, usa,

King Donald Twitter

I wonder if King Donald
is an unhappy reincarnation of King George,
and now is his time to take back the royal throne
to get even with the common people
and those who would be their eyes
and ears
and noses,
smelling something rotten.
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: health, humanity, humor, integrity, nature, patriotic,

Powers To Pardon

Dear Donald,

Some of us are wondering
Do your infinite powers to pardon
whomsoever thou shalt so desire,
include yourself?

Are you not only infallible,
like the Pope,
but also unimpeachable,
like God?

Just wondering,
waiting for your further divine enlightenment.

With warm regard,

The Village WitchHunter
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: community, games, humor, peace,

Yin's Brief Green Note

Dear AnthroYangers,

LeftBrain verbally dominant intelligence
about "Basic Attendance"
or "Win/Win Compassionate Communication Intent"
might also become "CoElational Bicameral Communion;"
more resiliently resonant 
with RightBrain Yintegrity-prominence,
than Yang-dominance

If only because EgoPrivileged Minds never seem to shut up
about challenging and crusading
colonizing and Capitalizing 
AnthroSupremacist wealthy incarnations 
of more silently
and sacredly felt
ReGenerative EarthMother HealthCare.

Namaste,

The Yang/Yin Win/Win GreenTeam
Written by Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories: caregiving, humor, integrity, mental illness, psychological, usa, violence,

Epic Paranoia

I wonder if this is an Elder RightBrain epidemic, 
this confusion of NRA origins 
as National Rifle Association 
or National Republican Army; 

A distinction of labels 
perhaps without difference,

Sharing the same U.S. RedMeat population 
of awesomely hungry pirates.
Written by I Am Anaya
Categories: america, angst, betrayal, celebrity, crazy, humorous, political,

Catty Remarks

A shallow thinker of little integrity
A sycophant stinker and less empathy
A wanting to return to a golden age 
which never existed,
with ludicrous rants that serve to enrage
Catty remarks weird and twisted...

Selflessly she married into a family,
it only makes her more inspiring
She won't hear the sounds of pitter patter,
Kamala, her husband and stepchildren matter!