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Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: funny,

A Dog And Pony Show



Okay back to the funnies I promise to go A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so We all need laughter And joy to the rafters To help us get through this dog and pony show © Jack Ellison 2015


Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: children, horse, humor, word play,

Pony Trouble

The animals just can't agree they say
Because Pony will always say neigh
It's hard to say more
With his throat so sore
Because Pony's a little hoarse today!

Poem Details | by Greg Gaul |
Categories: allegory, analogy, character, hilarious, parody, political, vanity,

Show Pony

You prance about when on display,
as you strut your mane flows each way.

You flash so proudly to show you're pretty,
but will your plan save our city?

You talk of others who are to blame,
to you it seems just a game.

Your raucous edicts send us reeling,
then we find you're double dealing.

Our people need ideas not flare.
Can you look where we not dare?

Substance wins out in the long contest,
those with heart lead all the rest.

For the good of all should be your claim,
best for one is a weak refrain.

In the parade of life you're the pony,
history will show you're just a phony.

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, horse, humor, nursery rhyme, pets, silly, simple,

Pony

It's time, it's time, for a nursery rhyme.
I'm a tiny pony sitting on me bum. Come over here and pet me and let me suck your thumb.


Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: giggle,

This Dog And Pony Shpw



Okay back to the funnies I promise to go A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so We all need laughter And joy to the rafters To help us get through this dog and pony show