Humorous and funny Pony poems and/or funny poems about Pony. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pony funny poems!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
funny,
A Dog and Pony Show
Okay back to the funnies I promise to go
A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so
We all need laughter
And joy to the rafters
To help us get through this dog and pony show
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
children, horse, humor, word play,
Pony Trouble
The animals just can't agree they say
Because Pony will always say neigh
It's hard to say more
With his throat so sore
Because Pony's a little hoarse today!
Written by
Greg Gaul
Categories:
allegory, analogy, character, hilarious, parody, political, vanity,
Show Pony
You prance about when on display,
as you strut your mane flows each way.
You flash so proudly to show you're pretty,
but will your plan save our city?
You talk of others who are to blame,
to you it seems just a game.
Your raucous edicts send us reeling,
then we find you're double dealing.
Our people need ideas not flare.
Can you look where we not dare?
Substance wins out in the long contest,
those with heart lead all the rest.
For the good of all should be your claim,
best for one is a weak refrain.
In the parade of life you're the pony,
history will show you're just a phony.
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
animal, horse, humor, nursery rhyme, pets, silly, simple,
Pony
It's time, it's time,
for a nursery rhyme.
I'm a tiny pony
sitting on me bum.
Come over here and pet me
and let me suck your thumb.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
giggle,
This Dog and Pony Shpw
Okay back to the funnies I promise to go
A wee bit of frivolity, a few giggles or so
We all need laughter
And joy to the rafters
To help us get through this dog and pony show