Funny Poems About Porpoise or Porpoise Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Porpoise poems and/or funny poems about Porpoise. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Porpoise funny poems!

Written by Frances King
Categories: animals, children, funny, cousin,

Porpoise

This little tubby cousin 
Of the dolphins has no beak.

He’s very shy and talks, 
Not with a click, but with a sneezy squeak!

Written by Jim Tidd
Categories: humor, humorous,

Finding My Porpoise

She’s out there, somewhere
swimming in salty smooth seas,
laughing like Flipper.