Humorous and funny Potato poems and/or funny poems about Potato. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Potato funny poems!
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
food, funny, holiday,
Sweet Potato
Aroma baking
Pleasure making
Peanutbutter cake
Don't want no fake
Souffle' today
Tomorrow no weigh
Cheesecake crumb
Pour me some rum
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
fruit, funny,
Potato
mass of flesh
covered by grey skin
with small eyes
kitchen queen
of vegetables
house wife's choice
Written by
Deb M
Categories:
food, funny, humor, tribute,
Its Time To Talk Potato
Ok, it’s time to talk potato
One of nature’s finest
Within the vegetable kingdom
Considered….His Royal Highness
A versatile, varied vegetable
Available and loved by most
So many different purposes in life
Like chips, mash , and roast
A solid ,decent vegetable
Affectionately known as “Spud”
From humble beginnings
Grown and born in natures mud!
If Spuds eyes sadly look at you
His body is now weak and old
It’s time to say your goodbyes
And let your poor Spud go!
It is now time to honour our wonderful Spud
So please raise your glass and join me in a toast
“To Spud for ever providing us”
With chips, mash and roast!!!
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
cat, funny, , cute,
Kitty Couch Potato
I just saw this cute couch potato
An old kitty with no up and go
He just sits and grows 'round
with large belly profound
While enjoying his best TV show
Laying low with his back legs astride
Tail beneath to protect his backside
Oh, how comfy is he
This old cat retiree
Who now basks in the good life with pride!
Sandra M. Haight
~2nd Place~
Contest: Picture Prompt: Write Me Something Funny
Sponsor: Julie Leigh Rodedeaver
Judged: 11/07/2017
Written by
Brian Eatherton
Categories:
funny,
Tinned Potato Syndrome
Great store cupboard standby
I'm sure,but tinned potatos,
It doesn't matter what you do with them,
They always taste the same,
Boiled,fried,roast,
Sprinkled with cheddar cheese,
Covered with curry sauce,
They still taste like
Tinned potatos.
There must be other food
That suffers from this syndrome,
Can you name one?
Written by
Hat Bueckert
Categories:
food, funny,
Potato
This potato today I sat down to eat
Was not the spud I expected to meet
It seemed to be a tad bit dry
A red one it seemed it each of its eye
I couldn't quite tell how it was cooked
With a rumbling tum, closer I looked
Lightly seasoned with oregano
Was it mashed? Then I realized, no
I thought briefly, potato salad?
That theory didn't seem too valid
Between the beans and it, there was a void
As if my potato was being paranoid
Then I thought maybe it was roasted
Looking closer I see it was toasted
It snickered as my belly ached
Turns out this potato was very baked
Written by
Sandra Haight
Categories:
cute, funny, silly,
The Plump Potato
A plump potato- I don't want to be!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
with chubby one on left looking like me-
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!
This poster clearly shows an image, grim-
revealing how I'd be compared to now;
on right, a perfect french fry, thin and trim!
My goal- to let them pare me down- I vow!
Revealing how I'd be compared to now-
with chubby one on left looking like me;
my goal- to let them pare me down- I vow
a plump potato- I don't want to be!
July 18, 2021
Contest: Pantoum- Rhyme 1
Sponsor: Eve Roper
Picture Prompt: #3
Written by
Christy Hardy
Categories:
funny, time, visionary,
Poor Potato
Supper tonight was really a mess,
the microwave cooked my potato,
twenty minutes, no less.
Smoke was billowing, from behind my back,
I sat there eating, wondering why the room was
turning black.
Then I remembered that potato all alone,
I opened that microwave, and my potato was gone.
Nothing but the peeling, and it was hard,
now that potato is a possums supper out in the yard.
Written by
Panagiota Romios
Categories:
giggle,
The Couch Potato
Cat hanging off couch.
I, sitting here and do slouch.
Stomach, a fat pouch.
4/17/2021
Rhymed Senryu
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, word play, words,
Couch Potato
COUCH POTATO
Spuddy
Duddy
written August 31, 2021
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, political, satire,
Like a Hot Potato, They Pass the Buck
The old ‘Pass-Punt-Kick’ contest
misappropriated by politicos
You’re familiar with the stereotype
the kind who check which way the wind blows
Like a hot potato they pass the buck
If asked a tough question, they punt
And when a financial decision looms, they
kick the can years down the road
So, fans, it seems we have a winner
535 Congressmen, each and every one a sinner