Humorous and funny Pride poems and/or funny poems about Pride. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pride funny poems!
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
funny, humor, humorous, men, pride, princess, women,
Easy Pleasey
FOR MEN ONLY #2Contest
Yee Haaaa--- a Contest made for me
I'm a man and should write free
With no woman to tell me what
To bend my ear and bust my nut
To nag at me, noon and night
For me to get this poem right
To correct the words that I can't spell
In this grammatical living hell
"Change that word and it won't mean that
Don't say pussy when you mean cat"
But now this contest has set me free
So, I can write more liberally
And pen this in my own rendition
That's of course dear, with your permission
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,
Rainbow
imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel
you've been stuck in for years
the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam
that gets brighter as it nears
get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, pride, endurance,
Being Canadian
Chilled to the bone, this winter sucked
More than this guy could bear
Canadian eh! Should be used to this stuff
Patience? Got none left to spare
Never, if I live to be a hundred and ten
Do I want to experience that again
A winter not meant for human endurance
Been tortured for months on end
Maybe there's a silver lining up ahead
And we're all headed for Utopia
Where it's never gets below 60 each day
And never suffer from agoraphobia
Chilled to the bone, can't handle anymore
Up to my eyeballs in snow
They say being Canadian has it's advantages
What they are, I'd sure like to know
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Cameron Hartley
Categories:
funny love, love, pride,
The Pond Called Love: a Sort of Short Satire
Some people do not fall in love
They jump, headfirst, heedlessly
With little thought of where they'll land
Others dip in a toe and then
Either slide in cautiously or
Retreat with great haste, in contempt
Still others trip, most gracelessly
With much unseemly splashing
And left quite without their pride
Often, its some combination
Of the three above here listed
Written by
Blake Holland
Categories:
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
An Aquarian Exposition
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
Written by
Chaim Wilson
Categories:
cheer up, confusion, humorous, men, pride, work,
A Healthy Diet of Misteaks
My failures are rough but teach.
My errors, windows to truth.
Before discovery, I don’t hear the Greek,
“Eureka!” but “Huh…?” How uncouth!
Meeting a contradiction, I reach,
What the Author intended to auth,
Does this mean this world has a mean streak?
No, I think after hard work must ensueth,
Humility, for man needs help to be meek.
Written by
Karam Misra
Categories:
allusion, humor, pride, satire,
Pomposity
Bufo
full-blown balloon
a pin-prick, punctured pride,
deflated, defeated, and downed
Toady
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
childhood, funny,
Pride and Joy
When I was young I had a car
It didn’t cost too much
It didn’t have a speedo
It didn’t have a clutch
The doors, they wouldn’t open
And the roof was non existent
The wheels were always squeaking
And the noise was quite persistent
It didn’t have a gear stick
And the windscreen wasn’t there
This was my pride and joy, and so
I really didn’t care
The only thing that bugged me was
Should it begin to shower
I couldn’t get home quick
‘cause, it was only pedal power
Written by
Britain Arthurkirkland
Categories:
analogy, humor, metaphor, pride,
Fans
I have fans. They make me
Cool?
~Dimitri Lupescu
Written by
Cona Adams
Categories:
humorous, men, pride,
Mister All
If you haven't yet met mister All,
he's a renowned world traveler.
He's in every port,
postulates for sport;
a self-proclaimed mysteries unraveler.
Doubtless you know mister All,
any space becomes his dominion.
His view never bends,
as he loudly contends,
everyone must accept his opinion.
Surely you've suffered mister All,
he's every man's familiar relation.
He's anxious to show it,
his first name is Know-it;
he dominates every conversation.
Written by
Jessie Sellers
Categories:
art, caregiving, funny, happiness, hope, music, song-
Swallow Your Pride
you life,
is so far ahead
but your strife
is now dead
you want,
now to step aside
but it haunts
to swallow your pride
let it be free
let it all see
that the truth is into the sea
you just reprise
that it may be unwise
this is somthing you dont want to be
so swallow your pride
just swallow your pride
and dont let it hurt inside
let your pain go
let it go slow
and then you just wont know
now give it a try.......Swallow your pride!!!
Written by
Sunlite Wanter
Categories:
humor,
Cowtown Pride
Cowtown Pride
So you spent Christmas in old Dubai,
And took your picture at the Taj Mahal,
You can’t begin to one-up me,
For I have been to Bass Hall.
I’ve heard your tales of lovely Paree,
How you bought gold at the markets of Toledo;
You have nothing on me, my dear,
For I have been to Bass Hall.
Heard you danced in London Town,
Boated in Norway’s fiords and falls,
Ah, ah, you’re not ahead of me,
For I have been to Bass Hall.
You’ve traveled the world far and wide,
While I stayed at life’s beck and call,
But all of that means not a fig to me,
For I have been in Bass Hall.
Written by
Poet. Undertaker
Categories:
humor,
Pride of Erazer
Once there was a man called John Erazer
"intellectuals- Pride of a community" his phrase
"intellectuals are lazy idiots" sardar says
"no team work with intellectuals" sardar says
bloody lets not eraze the Pride of Erazer!
Written by
John Hamilton
Categories:
funny, god, prayer, pride,
Impatience of the Proud
Impatience of the proud
The proud and the selfish always need to be first in line
They cannot wait for anyone their self- importance is so sublime
They even pray to God 'Oh Lord please help me to be patient and be kind
But, can you hurry it up please, I'm really out of time'!
John Derek Hamilton
February15,2016
Written by
Emenaha Godwin Holiday
Categories:
desire, dream, freedom, happiness, home, humor, jealousy,
The Pride of the Dove 2
Underneath the milky raincloud
sitting on the roof _ seeing the world
humming my song _ with a beautiful sound
filled with real melody _ made with no word
as It ascends beneath _ from the heart
with an eternal pleasure
to the soul _ and makes a sweet part
to the cruise of harmony _ to endure
the secrets, I know _ I conceal
so I can flutter up in the skies free
and be proud _ only me can reveal,
for am a king _ until your nature is free.
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
adventure, emotions, funny, happiness, imagination, poverty, pride, symbolism,
Rectangular In Shape
Rectangular in shape as a deep shoebox,
where leather boots lied on long shelves.
I fell in love with their tempting softness;
I am wearing them and friends love them,
ladies adore them and shamelessly wink!
I consider myself as lucky as a rich man;
my boots will wear out, nobody will smile:
when they'll see a sad, worthless beggar!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous, pride, , cute,
Quite a Stud
Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud
After 78 years of practice
Well actually didn't start till I was six
Late but found the girlies so attractive
Actually I think I was ahead of my time
Judging by all the little girlies
Wrestling wasn't what they wanted to do
Wanted to play with paper dollies
But my dollies weren't made out paper
They had cute little bums and stuff
Smelled a whole lot better than a football
I actually couldn't get enough
Eventually I was known as the local stud
Was written up in all the papers
A freak of nature but I was having a ball
Renowned for my naughty capers
© Jack Ellison 2013
Written by
Arjun Jangid
Categories:
8th grade, boxing day , childhood, courage, funny, lost love, pride,
The Fighter Kid
O! Time , time please
Slow down your pace
If you are very pleased.
Grand pa , cradles ,
Fist full of nothing
are left behind gaps.
I don't know when
You put down me
From my mother's lap.
Dear I was too small
to carry on my fights
against unknown mad.
But I was not coward
So I fought many fights
on their funny grounds.
You can hardly believe
Fighter kid named on air
Who won all fights there.
My mom , grant pa or ma,
Never dared to win over me
Felt proudy, defeat before me.
Dad who fought bravely and
Balanced score fifty-fifty but
Rascals cousins not accept defeat.
Written by
Subimal Sinha-Roy
Categories:
funny, pride, words,
Eat Words
EAT WORDS
You speak
Air shrieks.
Mouth loud
Feels proud.
You brag
Self tag.
Words spear
Split ear.
Your lies
None buys.
Voice lone
Place shown.
Musk breaks
Face wrecks.
From shards
Eat words.
March 30, 2018
Brian Strand's Contest : Footle Finale
Written by
Volodymyr Knyr
Categories:
humor, humorous, irony, people, places, pride, psychological,
Welcome To Fairs
Who gives himself airs,
you're welcome to fairs.
Volodymyr Knyr
2017
Written by
David Hyatt-Bickle
Categories:
god, humor, humorous, mythology, pride, vanity, voice,
The Abyss King
The proud ruler known vainly as Saklas
In the abyss proudly proclaimed with brass:
“I am god, no other but me!”
Then a voice above said in glee:
“You are completely wrong Saklas, you ***.”
Date: 09/06/2022
I counted the syllables myself
Written by
Meghan Hutchings
Categories:
cheer up, funny, games, humor, loss, money, pride,
Happiness For Sale
Happiness for Sale?
‘Twas happiness I thought money could buy
‘Till its very essence led me to cry,
For using my fortune to gamble and play,
Penniless, I am ashamed to this day…
Submission for: Killing With an Epigram Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico
Date: 05-09-22
Written by
Mike Bayles
Categories:
appreciation, childhood, humor, pride,
Pride of Place
a painted piano waits in the dark
for a get-together a lark
to an old song and some say hark
a musical journey to embark
against a backdrop so stark
melodies given new life of the Dave Clark
Five while five gathered dogs bark
as if they’re in a park
Written by
Greg Gaul
Categories:
death, humor, love, poetry, pride,
Poetic Pokin
If you are Rushin
When it comes down to Pushkin
It will end in shovkin
3 lines, 15 words, Credit to Madeline
Written by
Joanna Davis
Categories:
best friend, blessing, friendship, funny, pride, self, wisdom,
Pause
Sometimes a pause...is all you need,
In your rush - to succeed.
Breathe in deep, breathe out long,
Accepting weakness, makes you strong.
A prayer, to The Creator up above,
A Smile, a laugh, with those you love.
Take your time... find your peace,
Your soul will thank you, for it’s release.