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Jerry T Curtis
funny, humor, humorous, men, pride, princess, women,
FOR MEN ONLY #2Contest
Yee Haaaa--- a Contest made for me
I'm a man and should write free
With no woman to tell me what
To bend my ear and bust my nut
To nag at me, noon and night
For me to get this poem right
To correct the words that I can't spell
In this grammatical living hell
"Change that word and it won't mean that
Don't say pussy when you mean cat"
But now this contest has set me free
So, I can write more liberally
And pen this in my own rendition
That's of course dear, with your permission
cute, fun, humor, pride,
What size is yours? How big’s your pride?
When do you take it out?
Where does it sit on your ride of life?
Does it make you scream and yell and shout?
Did you earn this pride throughout your life?
Were you given this gift from birth?
Have you shown many people?
And do you know its worth?
Well, I use mine each and every day,
Mine’s big and strong and loud,
I use at the end of each working day,
When I want to get around,
Mine’s warm inside, leather bound,
Reliably tried and true,
She’s my high powered shiny classic car,
That I keep looking new.
beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,
imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel
you've been stuck in for years
the lighthouse on the horizon,
that gets brighter as it nears
get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.
humorous, pride, endurance,
Chilled to the bone, this winter sucked
More than this guy could bear
Canadian eh! Should be used to this stuff
Patience? Got none left to spare
Never, if I live to be a hundred and ten
Do I want to experience that again
A winter not meant for human endurance
Been tortured for months on end
Maybe there's a silver lining up ahead
And we're all headed for Utopia
Where it's never gets below 60 each day
And never suffer from agoraphobia
Chilled to the bone, can't handle anymore
Up to my eyeballs in snow
They say being Canadian has it's advantages
What they are, I'd sure like to know
© Jack Ellison 2013
funny love, love, pride,
Some people do not fall in love
They jump, headfirst, heedlessly
With little thought of where they'll land
Others dip in a toe and then
Either slide in cautiously or
Retreat with great haste, in contempt
Still others trip, most gracelessly
With much unseemly splashing
And left quite without their pride
Often, its some combination
Of the three above here listed
cheer up, confusion, humorous, men, pride, work,
My failures are rough but teach.
My errors, windows to truth.
Before discovery, I don’t hear the Greek,
“Eureka!” but “Huh…?” How uncouth!
Meeting a contradiction, I reach,
What the Author intended to auth,
Does this mean this world has a mean streak?
No, I think after hard work must ensueth,
Humility, for man needs help to be meek.
allusion, humor, pride, satire,
a pin-prick, punctured pride,
deflated, defeated, and downed
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
art, caregiving, funny, happiness, hope, music, song-
is so far ahead
but your strife
is now dead
now to step aside
but it haunts
to swallow your pride
let it be free
let it all see
that the truth is into the sea
you just reprise
that it may be unwise
this is somthing you dont want to be
so swallow your pride
just swallow your pride
and dont let it hurt inside
let your pain go
let it go slow
and then you just wont know
now give it a try.......Swallow your pride!!!
When I was young I had a car
It didn’t cost too much
It didn’t have a speedo
It didn’t have a clutch
The doors, they wouldn’t open
And the roof was non existent
The wheels were always squeaking
And the noise was quite persistent
It didn’t have a gear stick
And the windscreen wasn’t there
This was my pride and joy, and so
I really didn’t care
The only thing that bugged me was
Should it begin to shower
I couldn’t get home quick
‘cause, it was only pedal power
Once there was a man called John Erazer
"intellectuals- Pride of a community" his phrase
"intellectuals are lazy idiots" sardar says
"no team work with intellectuals" sardar says
bloody lets not eraze the Pride of Erazer!
analogy, humor, metaphor, pride,
I have fans. They make me
humorous, men, pride,
If you haven't yet met mister All,
he's a renowned world traveler.
He's in every port,
postulates for sport;
a self-proclaimed mysteries unraveler.
Doubtless you know mister All,
any space becomes his dominion.
His view never bends,
as he loudly contends,
everyone must accept his opinion.
Surely you've suffered mister All,
he's every man's familiar relation.
He's anxious to show it,
his first name is Know-it;
he dominates every conversation.
funny, god, prayer, pride,
Impatience of the proud
The proud and the selfish always need to be first in line
They cannot wait for anyone their self- importance is so sublime
They even pray to God 'Oh Lord please help me to be patient and be kind
But, can you hurry it up please, I'm really out of time'!
John Derek Hamilton
Emenaha Godwin Holiday
desire, dream, freedom, happiness, home, humor, jealousy,
Underneath the milky raincloud
sitting on the roof _ seeing the world
humming my song _ with a beautiful sound
filled with real melody _ made with no word
as It ascends beneath _ from the heart
with an eternal pleasure
to the soul _ and makes a sweet part
to the cruise of harmony _ to endure
the secrets, I know _ I conceal
so I can flutter up in the skies free
and be proud _ only me can reveal,
for am a king _ until your nature is free.
So you spent Christmas in old Dubai,
And took your picture at the Taj Mahal,
You can’t begin to one-up me,
For I have been to Bass Hall.
I’ve heard your tales of lovely Paree,
How you bought gold at the markets of Toledo;
You have nothing on me, my dear,
For I have been to Bass Hall.
Heard you danced in London Town,
Boated in Norway’s fiords and falls,
Ah, ah, you’re not ahead of me,
For I have been to Bass Hall.
You’ve traveled the world far and wide,
While I stayed at life’s beck and call,
But all of that means not a fig to me,
For I have been in Bass Hall.
humorous, pride, , cute,
Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud
After 78 years of practice
Well actually didn't start till I was six
Late but found the girlies so attractive
Actually I think I was ahead of my time
Judging by all the little girlies
Wrestling wasn't what they wanted to do
Wanted to play with paper dollies
But my dollies weren't made out paper
They had cute little bums and stuff
Smelled a whole lot better than a football
I actually couldn't get enough
Eventually I was known as the local stud
Was written up in all the papers
A freak of nature but I was having a ball
Renowned for my naughty capers
© Jack Ellison 2013
8th grade, boxing day , childhood, courage, funny, lost love, pride,
O! Time , time please
Slow down your pace
If you are very pleased.
Grand pa , cradles ,
Fist full of nothing
are left behind gaps.
I don't know when
You put down me
From my mother's lap.
Dear I was too small
to carry on my fights
against unknown mad.
But I was not coward
So I fought many fights
on their funny grounds.
You can hardly believe
Fighter kid named on air
Who won all fights there.
My mom , grant pa or ma,
Never dared to win over me
Felt proudy, defeat before me.
Dad who fought bravely and
Balanced score fifty-fifty but
Rascals cousins not accept defeat.
humor, humorous, irony, people, places, pride, psychological,
Who gives himself airs,
you're welcome to fairs.
children, funny, life, people, uplifting, may,
I shan’t be challenged by your shine
Nor made to feel the weaker
No dress shoe ever took the place
Of a family member’s sneaker
You may be worn to special places
And too, to gala events
But when it comes to relaxing times
I know with whom it’s spent
With me, with me, I’m always there
For comfort and for style
When needed to compete in races
I’m there for every mile
I withstand the test of time
As I evolve each year
But shoes can be so closet kept
While sneakers stay out here
So let me tell you here and now
Though I may have a rubber soul
Shoes be gone, you’re so passé
For sneakers have control
emotions, fear, humorous, pride, war,
Rain swept mud into his cheeks,
As black rays fell from the sky,
And his mottled hair, with broken black streaks,
Washed his tiresome eye,
Yet he peered straight ahead, with a dead shot line,
Not thinking of what he could feel,
Not thinking about the life that he lead,
Not thinking about if it was real,
Then he pulled the trigger, fired the round,
And watched the slug float away,
Watched the slug go on its way,
For a demolishing, exploding ballet,
“Yes”, he kissed his hand, he kissed his soul,
He kissed his love for the fear,
He kissed his emotional feeling on high,
And reloaded his paint balling gear.
allusion, environment, friendship, humorous, pride,
billowing of flies go unheard mist tsunami but buzz on dead ears
funny, pride, words,
March 30, 2018
Contest : Footle-Me
Sponsor : Brian Strand
humor, humorous, poets, pride,
There once was a poet named
Who loved only himself, what a
pathetic, lost dingy!
One day, poor, lost soul, fell on his
Furious that 34 comments were
simply, not enough!
August 25, 2019
humor, nonsense, pride, water,
There was a man so debonair
That he held his nose high in the air.
When he tripped in a pool
And looked like a fool,
He said: "I really jumped in on a dare."