Humorous and funny Prom poems and/or funny poems about Prom. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Prom funny poems!
Written by
Kathryn Collins
Categories:
funny,
Murder At the Prom
Murder at the Prom
Frankie Lyman shrilled his falsetto.
Gwendolyn Gould danced in stilettos.
So callously smothered,
they never recovered.
Poor little piggies, scrunched little toes.
©Kathryn McLoughlin Collins
March 11, 2012
Written by
Moonbee Canady
Categories:
daughter, funny, humor,
The Prom Purse and Dress Approval
Its Quality! ... Its Class
Yes, Its Classic Style Will Last!
Its High Clique', Trés Chic' ... Demure
Its Fashion-Forward - Hauté Couture!
You Look Like Duchess Kate
You'll Really Wow Your Prom Date
It Looks Like A Vera Wang
What's The Price? ... Oh, Luv - Go Change!
I Ain't Paying That Much - For That Thang' !!!
Written & Copyrighted ©: 9/12/2013
by: MoonBee Canady
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
dance, high school, humorous, memory,
Fond Prom Memories
Ah, Prom! I remember it well
how my excitement did swell
Would I be asked by a girl or a boy
or maybe an ‘undecided,’ oh joy!
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
12th grade, boy, dance, funny, girl, humorous, teenage,
Prom Night
hairdo
updo
mani
pedi
assess
short dress
high heels
appeals
oh dear
he’s here
in tux
big bucks
limo
let’s go
arrive
alive
fruit punch
some munch
slow dance
my chance
break heel
big deal
issues
no shoes
barefoot
toe cut
dismayed
band aid
pedi
shreddy
updo
downdo
big night
sad plight
down trend
sad end
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Prom Knight
Miss Lee Ding met Mister Chance
When he asked her for a dance
It was not his shoes
That gave her the blues
But how did he wet her pants?
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
dance, giggle, hair, teenage,
Tales From Prom Night
A cowlick springs up
right when it shouldn't
Can a comb strike it down
I'm afraid it couldn't
An application of grease
looks to keep the peace
'Til - drat - it springs up again
~ I think you know when