Humorous and funny Proposal poems and/or funny poems about Proposal. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Proposal funny poems!
Written by
Begüm Erden
Categories:
funny, love, proposal,
Wedding Proposal of a Spoon
The knives and plate were always between us
With your sister, you were hanging out
With those two handsome knives
At all breakfast, lunch and dinner times
But when you were in the dishwasher
The playboy knife cheated on you
On the dessert plates
Tons of times
Please don’t let him to deceive you
I am the one who will always love you
Written by
Gayle Rodd
Categories:
funny love, humor, humorous, marriage,
The Proposal
The night you got down on one knee
it truly changed my life
You were just about to ask me
If I would be your wife, right?
Then I really blew it
the times that I loved best
were thrown right out the window
the moment I said "Yes!"
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
art, assonance, celebrity, desire, grief, guitar, hair, how i feel, humorous, hyperbole, image, judgement, leaving, poets, proposal, true love, trust,
This Time
Flushed,
kicked to the curb and stunned,
waanning, waanning and crumbling crumbs,
dispelled as dumbed,
come backs like lakes of water aren't even fun,
toned and intonated,
17 things to endanger-
39 to reconnoiter,
there was nothing to do,
nowhere to go,
some people showed,
they were enhanced,
I was so gold-
aggrandized yet grow'd,
I couldn't even agree with the folks,
got stunned and littered as the roads,
melted plaster and recreated the last masters focused.
Written by
Richard Goss
Categories:
funny,
The Proposal
he stood alone in the darkness
just outside her door
he stood alone in the darkness
would he be alone for evermore ?
tonight he'd pop the question,
tonight he would propose
tonight he'd ask her to marry
this woman, his gentle, tiny rose
he took the ring from his pocket,
and knelt upon one knee
he would propose right there,
for all the world to see.
frightened, he rang the doorbell
the world was quiet as a mouse
slowly the door opened,
Aw crap ! its the wrong bloody house !
Written by
Indiana Shaw
Categories:
hilarious, horror, marriage, proposal, write,
Romancing a Monoku Horror Story
I could watch a horror movie; but, only if you would hold my hand
As all the scary bits would frighten me, I hope you can understand
And you would have to stay a few days until it was out of my head
Be the action hero and check for the monsters underneath my bed
Readily accept calls in the middle of night; I'm having more frights
Fact it would be better if you came over stay for a few more nights
Can't sleep another night without you; without you, I can't recover
Besides, it would be just another nightmare moving in with mother
Yeah, just another horror story moving in with mother . . "Mother"
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humorous, political, proposal,
Let's Work For the Pope
A presidential aid told another this,
"If we worked for the Pope, it would be bliss!"
The other said, "I'll bite!"
"Why would that be right?"
He said, "Then his ring is all we'd have to kiss!"
Written by
David Drowley
Categories:
humor, poetry, proposal, silly, simple,
Compose
To you my love I do propose
Cursory couplets to compose.
What sort of short verse would you hear
In short iambic rhyme my dear:
Coupled couplets in a couplet?
Coupled cutlets in a couplet?
Or perhaps a brace of bears bare?
Perhaps a pair of pears to pare?
Surely none, you have too much sense
As such poetry gives offense.
Date Written: 1/17/2022
Contest: C Form - Couplet Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Constance La France
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
cat, confusion, humor, proposal,
About Cat Burglaries
This is a mission statement
About some known absurdities
I am calling for a placement
Of protection from cat burglaries!
This is not a victimless crime
As any cat owner will attest
Cat owners love their cats so much
When taken there should be an arrest!
What's that you say? Oh, I see that's
A problem of a different kind!
It's not actually about cats
Oh well, I guess then never mind!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, proposal,
I Want You, Lol
I’m not content being your poetry mistress … make me your Mrs!
Flirt With Me Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Bobby May
08/25/20
Written by
Mesut Goktas
Categories:
fun, humor, life,
Poems For Fun - Proposal of Marriage
A proposal of marriage means
taking into consideration
lifetime risks, as well as LIFETIME ADVANTAGES
such as
loss of interest, BUT BEING so much INTERESTED IN PINTEREST
loss of confidence, BUT BEING ANONYMOUS
loss of control, BUT BEING OPPOSITE POLE
loss of memory, BUT BEING PERFECT ACCESSORY
loss of mind, BUT BEING ONE OF A KIND
loss of love, BUT only in mind, BEING SOMEONE FLYING HIGH ABOVE
C'mon! Frankly speaking
it means loss of glory days
BUT don't worry, finally, will come out
WONDERFUL LITERARY ESSAYS
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, humor, proposal,
Too Much Food
Eating too much food
is never any good
Puts one in a nasty mood
What to do? -- Eat some more food!
That'll solve everything, you'll feel so much better
tho to your refrigerator you'll feel like a debtor
Alternatively, you can take a vow of ascetism
tho it greatly restrict your athleticism
Of course, when all else fails, you can turn to Professor Google
whose algorithm recommends increasing Metamucil
As for me, I'm tearing my hair out
for it seems my appetite will never wear out
Written by
Ananya Siju
Categories:
crazy, cute love, dance, desire, funny, halloween, proposal,
A Halloween Proposal
Let's dance for the dead,
In beautiful nightmares,
And together we create the most eccentric tragic story,
No one has foreseen,
Will you be my Vampire?
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
health, humor, proposal, sleep,
Sleep Aid
How do politicians manage to sleep at night
the lies they tell neither little nor white
In the morning they seem refreshed and well-rested
though a night in hell no doctor’s suggested