Humorous and funny Pub poems and/or funny poems about Pub. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pub funny poems!
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
drink, humor, humorous, ireland, irony, mother,
A Peaceful Pub
Shawn walked in the local pub
and sat down by McGee
Shawn spoke softly in his ear
But McGee did not agree
He shook his head and waved his drink
As his voice was getting loud
When McGee insulted Shawn
It silenced the whole crowd
McGee slurred out one insult
followed by another
while knocking back another pint, said
"I Slept with your dear mother"
The crowd wide eyed and wondering
That sure would make Shawn mad
But Shawn just took him by the arm, said
" You're drunk, let's go home Dad "
Written by
Ken Duddle
Categories:
funny,
The Pub With a Fishy Name
There is a pub in the Midlands
Which goes by a fishy name.
Be careful what you say in there.
Or you won't be let in again.
It won't be swearing that'll get you barred
Or the starting of a fight
But suggestions to improve the beer.
Or compliments when it's right.
So when next in Leicester
Try a friendly pub instead
The place many recommend
Is the good old Kings Head.
Written by
Sandra L. Weiss
Categories:
funny, holiday, ireland,
An Irish Pub
In an Irish Pub, on St. Patricks Day,
I was drinking a traditional green beer.
In a lively conversation, I heard a man say,
that Irish folklore contained nothing to fear.
He stated that Leprechauns did not exist,
then got up, without giving his name.
As he reached the door, he did insist,
"but they're there just the same."
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
books, drink, humorous,
Pub-Lish
As I went to get published,
Stopped for ale and grub.
At a place called the Longfish;
Which is a great pub.
Well that first book it got scrubbed;
Thrown in the rubbish.
So now when I seek a pub,
It must end in lish.
For 7/5 Trochee Contest
Written by
Andrew Crisci
Categories:
funny, night,
Funny Sign At Pub
Happy folks go to pubs to have fun
and stay there until darkness meets dawn;
a big sign in caps says,
" Free drinks to sexy girls
and cowboys who don't carry a gun! "
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
funny,
Pet Friendless Pub
I took my pet to the local pub,
Bar-keep called me a flamin' grub,
You can't bring a snake in here
It'll put people off their beer,
He chased poor Horace with a club.
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Pub Lick Housing
Some Babycham and Irish Mist
May smooth the way to being kissed
Score one for Mabel
Under the table
Though it looks like she kissed and missed . . . .