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Poem Details | by Roy Pett |
Categories: animal, humor, nonsense,

Humourless Puma

One day I met a big black puma
whom definitely lost its humour
I showed it silly tricks
the puma licked its lips
became an unwanted consumer.

Composed 8/24/2017.
Animal nonsense contest.
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw.


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, funny,

Love to be Eaten By a Puma

The puma is so sleek and black
I have no doubt he’d break my back
And carry me off to feed his cubs
They would love my fat and chubs.

The puma would come in the night
And grab my neck and hold me tight
I would lose my life but who cares?
I would get to see his puma lairs.

The puma’s eyes would be so green.
In the woods, he’d not be seen.
He’d grab me up so amazingly fast.
I would not very quickly last.