Humorous and funny Pumpkin poems and/or funny poems about Pumpkin. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Pumpkin funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
halloween, humorous, political,
Trumpkin Pumpkin
Folks held a contest to carve a pumpkin
The winner was this one of Donald Trumpkin
He claims he will make Halloween great again
When he makes a mess you know who to blame!
MAY GOD BLESS AMERICA – SHE NEEDS ALL THE HELP SHE CAN GET THIS ELECTION TIME.
Many thanks again to Mama Bear for sending me this funny picture which inspired the poem.
10~22~16
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
food, funny,
Pumpkin Cake
There once was a girl from Arizona
Who could only fit in a kimona
She vowed to lose some weight
But loved all kinds of cake
Even drawn by pumpkin cake's aroma
She vowed that she would be stronger
Would wear kimonos no longer
With cotton up her nose
From the table arose
Now in leggins she does saunter
Sponsor: Gwendolin R.
Contest:A Limerick In My Pocket
Written by
Robin L. Gass
Categories:
funny, holiday
The Sad Little Pumpkin
Little pumpkin very sad
for in white he'd been clad
To be a lantern was his dream
but woeful he was white as cream
So I said, to his delight,
that I liked his coat of white
Now, because I liked him most,
my Jack O' Lantern is a ghost
Inspired by Raul Morenos' White Pumpkin contest
Written by
Betty Harp Butler
Categories:
autumn, funny, humorous, october,
The Pumpkin Show
Down in the meadow
where the pumpkins grow,
God is putting on an extravagant show.
Bright orange pumpkins
lying all around…
Little pumpkins, middle-sized pumpkins,
and giant pumpkins can all be found.
Hundreds of pumpkins
waiting for the day,
when they’ll be loaded
on a truck filled with hay.
To market, to market,
and then to the store,
Soon they’ll find a home
by someone’s back door.
Then Grandma will cook the pumpkin
and turn it into pies,
And that’s why God
rains pumpkins down from the skies.
Written by
Robert A. Dufresne
Categories:
funny
Pumpkin Patch Escapade
Paul was poking around in the pumpkin patch
Looking for a pumpkin to snatch.
The eerie sound of a fiddle,
Made him piddle just a little,
And his breath so hard to catch!
He ran as fast as he could
And hid himself in the wood,
When he turned to see who followed,
His tongue he almost swallowed,
Then he wet himself real good!
He could have been caught, I bet,
And that’s what you’d usually get,
But certain physical laws,
Saved him here ..because…
One is quite slippery when wet!
Written by
Iolanda Scripca
Categories:
funny,
Pre Pumpkin Pie
Peter Pumpkin petted pink panthers' paws
Plastering purple push pins on pissed poetess
Producing panic in preheated porridge pot...
***Entry for Gwendolen’s "Big Kid Tongue Twister” contest***
(My friends still display a twisted and frozen smile... LOL!!! so the pie's for me)
Written by
Virginia Mitchell
Categories:
friendship, funny, holiday, nature, autumn, halloween,
The White Pumpkin
Thank you, Ma’am, for the pumpkin.
I am not distressed in the least.
Though it’s not of my preference,
It’ll suffice for a Halloween feast.
Mother Nature could have mixed up her seeds.
That could explain why the color is bland.
One might think Jack Frost didn’t finish his work,
Or, Autumn is making a political stand.
I am so glad you came with this pumpkin.
Come on in Ma’am, and stay for awhile.
No, I don’t mind it isn’t bright orange,
Though it isn’t the most popular style.
Please, have a seat as good company should,
And quit the uncertainties filling your mind.
Don’t doubt my plan for sweet pumpkin pie,
As giving me this ugly, white pumpkin was kind.
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny, holiday,
White Pumpkin
I am NOT of the orange kind
You dare harvest ME? Take to mind!
Or I'll haunt you tonight
With my ghastly white-light
So don't carve your face in MY rind!
Written by
Joseph Sergi
Categories:
funny, humor,
Pumpkin Pie
Just last night it was a good idea to eat that pumpkin pie,
at first it was just a little piece that caught my eye.
But in a little while all the pie was gone,
I thought to myself " Wow that did not take too long!"
Now this morning I have awoke with remorse,
for my pants will not fasten on their course.
JSergi
Contest : Last night...this morning
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, political,
Trumpkin Pumpkin Is Just An Old Fart
Chuck’s carving a huge pumpkin mask
It’s really a challenging task
It will look like Don Trump
When he’s taking a dump
In orange glow Trumpty will bask
Trump annoys the Democrat votas
They’re praying Biden will be Potus
Let’s hope Joe will win through
Trump cryin' oh boo hoo
left drifting along with his floatas
10/25/20
Written by
Daver Austin
Categories:
funny
Pumpkin Monster (Four Haiku)
macabre pumpkin
a real head colored orange
it’s vincent price stuff
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macabre pumpkin
i’d swear it’s pastor smith’s head
smell of fire brimstone
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oh lord protect us!
the pumpkin monster’s got loose
he’s on the pulpit
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I’m asleep in church
dream of the pumpkin monster
no dream he’s preaching
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Written by
William Arthur Tell
Categories:
food, children, funny, happiness, holiday, love, social,
Pumpkin Pie
My delight,
Taste by taste, bite by bite,
The final course which for room you save…
So many people at the table please pass !
Nose tickles, my mouth waters, finally at last!
Now for the perfect touch of whip cream…
Generously sky high
Pumpkin pie.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
giggle, halloween, humor, humorous, silly, travel, words,
smashing pumpkin
once a young pumpkin named bill
yearned for a bigger life thrill
though lacking in feet
he'd roll down a street
into the nearest car grille.
Written by
Victoria Anderson-Throop
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, satire, words,
Senseless Pumpkin Readers
SENSELESS PUMPKIN READERS
Peter peter hated meter
All words seemed like seven feeters
So he only read haiku
never wrote more lines than two
Peter peter wanted more
wrote all winter-- managed four
But by spring sun thawed the first
And so he read it in reverse
This is nonsense Lear style poetry....
words for words sake.....
for rhyme and sound.....
Written by
Crystal Bellman
Categories:
funny
The White Pumpkin
When I looked in the Pumpkin patch.
I couldn't believe my eyes ...
For there was a White pumpkin
Hidden within the vines.
It was the biggest baby.
That I ever did see.
It called my name and said.
Happy....Happy...Halloween.
PLEASE carve me!!
Written by
Julie Draper
Categories:
humor,
Pumpkin Soup
Every now and then
I've a desire for pumpkin soup
But this culinary journey
Always throws me for a loop
You see, I simply can't resist
Picking the biggest fruit
So enormously heavy
I can hardly lift the brute
It's far too big to chop
So I drop it on the ground
Successfully breaking it
Into a massive mushy mound
I peel and chop for hours
Orange is everywhere
On the benches and the floor
And on my clothes and hair
I make a years supply
It's overwhelming sight
Sadly the consequence is ...
I've lost my appetite
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
fun, halloween, humor,
The Halloween Pumpkin
A pumpkin grabs hold of my hand
Then tried to do a handstand
He wouldn’t let go
So, I threw him through the door
His pieces was buried in the sand
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, nursery rhyme, poetry,
Pumpkin Meter
Peter, Peter Pumpkin eater,
I wish I never heard of meter.
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
fun, halloween, holiday, humorous,
Pumpkin Stickin'
There once was a pretty pumpkin
Grown purposely for consumption.
Snatched from its cozy home
It was brutally cloned
And now sits withered and shrunken.
Written by
Julie Draper
Categories:
humor,
Pumpkin Overload
My pumpkins have gone mad
I'm completely inundated
My desire for pumpkin dishes
Will be well and truly sated
They've taken over the garden
And taken over the lawn
I can't find the compost bin
Or where I planted corn
Nestled 'mongst the vines
A bumper crop is on the way
I better find my soup pot
And get ready for the fray!
Written by
Daisy Ward
Categories:
halloween, humor,
A PUMPKIN PATCH
She went to a pumpkin patch
To carve her pumpkin from scratch
But it came alive
Because it had thrived
From eating his unwilling catch