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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: dog, humorous,

AND THEY CALL IT PUPPY LOVE - FOR CONTEST

How could I not forgive you? Just one look at your puppy dog eyes Thaws the heart of this ice maiden Contest - Micropoetry ain't that tweet – Sponsor Casarah Nance (105 characters with spaces) 07~31~15


Poem Details | by Raffy Relator |
Categories: dedication, dog, feelings, funny love, kiss, memory, smile,

A Puppy Love

I met you in the city
I introduced myself as Raffy
How glad I met you
Since I don't know what to do..

Each day had passes
And I thought that was the last
I tried to search you again
But the city is vain

Hoping you will see
I search you with glee
At last, I saw you
Kissing to others as much you do

Seeing you in that way
Feels me hard even though your a DOG anyway
But now I don't know what to do
Coz your OWNER is much beautiful than you.....

Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, humorous,

Puppy Treats

My puppy looked up with needy eyes,
Begging for a little woofy surprise,
She wagged her tail and licked her lips
As I fed her tasty, fresh ham strips,
I think she's a food-napper in disguise.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: animal, cute love, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,

Puppy Love

To the market grab a carrot
Sneak it home never share it.
This is what my spaniel does
Every Thursday just because,
His lady friend's a ferret.


Poem Details | by HGarvey Daniel Esquire |
Categories: adventure, funny, pets

Bad Puppy

My new little Pup
She Bit my computer cord
Off line for a week

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: funny

Congenial with a puppy

A puppy is my kindred spirit
I am embarassed to admit
We have so much in common
I will not list the sum

Please don't tell the tabloids
It would take away the stars publicity

Poem Details | by BL DEVNATH |
Categories: animals, funny,

A PUPPY DANCES

                                              A Puppy dances 		
                                          its body and tail along 		
                                         Demands master's love		

Poem Details | by Marty King |
Categories: baby, dog, humor,

puppy dog laughter haiku

puppy dog laughter
the squirrel is her teacher
still no quit in her

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, environment, funny,

Lets Have a Puppy Pig Party

Let’s have a puppy party!
No. Let’s have a pig party.
Let’s have a puppy pig pancake party.
YAY! The kindergarteners cheered.
 
Let’s have a wizard party.
No. Let’s have a wild party.
Can we have a wild wizard party?
No.
Why not?
Because I have a wizard, and there is nothing wild about him.
First grade.
A whole different story.
Compromise is not easily obtained now.
 
Let’s have a Scarecrow party.
That’s lame.
Let’s have a Fish party.
No one wants that!
Second graders have suddenly turned a lot more cynical.
I have no idea what is going to happen when sixth graders start to party plan,
But I doubt it will be pretty.


Poem Details | by Aniruddha Pathak |
Categories: happiness, humor,

Happiness, no pet puppy

Happiness I thought was a puppy.
I got me a kitten and doggy,
My days dawned with dog-walk,
Cat never walked my talk,
I still wonder what makes men happy,
Learnt, pets made me busy,
Miss my angst nigh easy,
Happiness, slave to not so any,
It wells from human bosom, you see.
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    Reflections | 06.01.17 |

Poem Details | by Lu Loo |
Categories: dog, humorous,

My Puppy Brady

One day my puppy Brady came out to play, he pooped on the sidewalk then walked away- my neighbor John came out and started to shout, “that darn puppy needs to learn to stay!” So, Brady was snuff and snorted “RUFF!” He wiggled as I giggled but John had enough- I grabbed the leash and left the scoop, now John was left to pick up the darn poop! *true story about my lazy and disgruntled neighbor hating my sweet and not so innocent puppy Brady* August 19th, 2017

Poem Details | by Wayne Wysocki |
Categories: first love, humor, love,

Puppy Love

by Wayne Wysocki

Put some money in the KITTY,
It's PUPPY LOVE;
Better DUCK, 'cause I'm not LION,
It's PUPPY LOVE.

I won't CLAM up
Or FLOUNDER around,
I'm gonna HOUND you;
HOUND, HOUND, HOUND.

Mind your own BEE'S WAX;
PUPPY LOVE
Is bound to get your GOAT,
'Cause PUPPY LOVE

Is a TIGER by the tail,
But lots of fun;
It's PUPPY LOVE
And you are the one.

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: adventure, analogy, anxiety, dog, humor,

I DIG MY PUPPY AND HE DIGS IN MY YARD-

I DIG MY PUPPY AND HE DIGS IN MY YARD-
I dig my puppy
He is so big and funny.
He has running legs
And many joyful diggings
He barks I feel like shoveling 


8/9/20
written word by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©

Poem Details | by Barbara Peckham |
Categories: humor, imagery, wind,

Wind Puppy

Like a cantankerous puppy,
Dancing in circles around me,
The wind whines and whimpers,
Demanding my attention!
It teases as I walk, pulling
At my flapping coat-tails!

Leaping for my scarf,
It nearly knocks me down!
It noses up my pantlegs
And then my sleeves.
It nips my fingers and toes
With its sharp teeth.

I turn into my driveway,
And, just that suddenly,
The puppy-wind grows tired.
It circles me wearily
A few more times, lies down
At my feet, and goes to sleep!



Poem Details | by Barbara Peckham |
Categories: humor, simile, wind,

Wind Puppy

Like a cantankerous puppy,
Dancing in circles around me,
The wind whines and whimpers,
Demanding my attention!
It teases as I walk, pulling
At my flapping coat-tails!

Leaping for my scarf,
It nearly knocks me down!
It noses up my pantlegs
And then my sleeves.
It nips my fingers and toes
With its sharp teeth.

I turn into my driveway,
And, just that suddenly,
The puppy-wind grows tired.
It circles me wearily
A few more times, lies down
At my feet, and goes to sleep!