Humorous and funny Puppy poems and/or funny poems about Puppy. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Puppy funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
dog, humorous,
And They Call It Puppy Love - For Contest
How could I not forgive you?
Just one look at your puppy dog eyes
Thaws the heart of this ice maiden
Contest - Micropoetry ain't that tweet – Sponsor Casarah Nance
(105 characters with spaces)
07~31~15
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
child, dog, food, humor, love, sleep, smile,
Puppy
Quote By Poet "Puppies and kittens are what little kids dreams are made of."
My puppy is tan and small,
she likes to sleep in mommy's shawl.
She loves to play ball,
while I play with my doll.
We like to play outside,
where she will run and hide.
I will put her in my doll buggy for a ride,
her smile becomes a mile wide.
It's time to go inside,
dinner is ready with chicken that has been fried.
Written by
Raffy Relator
Categories:
dedication, dog, feelings, funny love, kiss, memory, smile,
A Puppy Love
I met you in the city
I introduced myself as Raffy
How glad I met you
Since I don't know what to do..
Each day had passes
And I thought that was the last
I tried to search you again
But the city is vain
Hoping you will see
I search you with glee
At last, I saw you
Kissing to others as much you do
Seeing you in that way
Feels me hard even though your a DOG anyway
But now I don't know what to do
Coz your OWNER is much beautiful than you.....
Written by
John Williams
Categories:
children, humorous,
Puppy Treats
My puppy looked up with needy eyes,
Begging for a little woofy surprise,
She wagged her tail and licked her lips
As I fed her tasty, fresh ham strips,
I think she's a food-napper in disguise.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
animal, cute love, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous, pets,
puppy love
to market find a carrot
sneaking home never share it
this our spaniel does
every day because
his lady friends a ferret.
Written by
Hgarvey Daniel Esquire
Categories:
adventure, funny, pets
Bad Puppy
My new little Pup
She Bit my computer cord
Off line for a week
Written by
Marty King
Categories:
baby, dog, humor,
Puppy Dog Laughter Haiku
puppy dog laughter
the squirrel is her teacher
still no quit in her
Written by
Bl Devnath
Categories:
animals, funny,
A Puppy Dances
A Puppy dances
its body and tail along
Demands master's love
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, environment, funny,
Lets Have a Puppy Pig Party
Let’s have a puppy party!
No. Let’s have a pig party.
Let’s have a puppy pig pancake party.
YAY! The kindergarteners cheered.
Let’s have a wizard party.
No. Let’s have a wild party.
Can we have a wild wizard party?
No.
Why not?
Because I have a wizard, and there is nothing wild about him.
First grade.
A whole different story.
Compromise is not easily obtained now.
Let’s have a Scarecrow party.
That’s lame.
Let’s have a Fish party.
No one wants that!
Second graders have suddenly turned a lot more cynical.
I have no idea what is going to happen when sixth graders start to party plan,
But I doubt it will be pretty.
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
beauty, dog, fun, happy, humor, kid, uplifting,
Pink Puppy
pretty pink puppy
painting paisley pajamas
prancing playfully
Date Written:2/26/2023
"2 Place"
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
funny
Congenial With a Puppy
A puppy is my kindred spirit
I am embarassed to admit
We have so much in common
I will not list the sum
Please don't tell the tabloids
It would take away the stars publicity
Written by
Aniruddha Pathak
Categories:
happiness, humor,
Happiness, No Pet Puppy
Happiness I thought was a puppy.
And got me a kitten and doggy,
My days dawned with dog-walk,
Cat never walked my talk,
I still wonder what makes men happy,
Learnt, pets made me busy,
I missed my angst easy,
Happiness, slave is to no 'ne any,
And wells from the heart’s deep cavity.
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Reflections | 06.01.17 |
Written by
Wayne Wysocki
Categories:
first love, humor, love,
Puppy Love
by Wayne Wysocki
Put some money in the KITTY,
It's PUPPY LOVE;
Better DUCK, 'cause I'm not LION,
It's PUPPY LOVE.
I won't CLAM up
Or FLOUNDER around,
I'm gonna HOUND you;
HOUND, HOUND, HOUND.
Mind your own BEE'S WAX;
PUPPY LOVE
Is bound to get your GOAT,
'Cause PUPPY LOVE
Is a TIGER by the tail,
But lots of fun;
It's PUPPY LOVE
And you are the one.
Written by
Lu Loo
Categories:
dog, humorous,
My Puppy Brady
One day my puppy Brady came out to play,
he pooped on the sidewalk then walked away-
my neighbor John came out and started to shout,
“that darn puppy needs to learn to stay!”
So, Brady was snuff and snorted “RUFF!”
He wiggled as I giggled but John had enough-
I grabbed the leash and left the scoop,
now John was left to pick up the darn poop!
*true story about my lazy and disgruntled neighbor hating my sweet and not so innocent puppy Brady*
August 19th, 2017
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
adventure, analogy, anxiety, dog, humor,
I Dig My Puppy and He Digs In My Yard-
I DIG MY PUPPY AND HE DIGS IN MY YARD-
I dig my puppy
He is so big and funny.
He has running legs
And many joyful diggings
He barks I feel like shoveling
8/9/20
written word by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020 ©
Written by
Barbara Peckham
Categories:
humor, imagery, wind,
Wind Puppy
Like a cantankerous puppy,
Dancing in circles around me,
The wind whines and whimpers,
Demanding my attention!
It teases as I walk, pulling
At my flapping coat-tails!
Leaping for my scarf,
It nearly knocks me down!
It noses up my pantlegs
And then my sleeves.
It nips my fingers and toes
With its sharp teeth.
I turn into my driveway,
And, just that suddenly,
The puppy-wind grows tired.
It circles me wearily
A few more times, lies down
At my feet, and goes to sleep!
Written by
Barbara Peckham
Categories:
humor, simile, wind,
Wind Puppy
Like a cantankerous puppy,
Dancing in circles around me,
The wind whines and whimpers,
Demanding my attention!
It teases as I walk, pulling
At my flapping coat-tails!
Leaping for my scarf,
It nearly knocks me down!
It noses up my pantlegs
And then my sleeves.
It nips my fingers and toes
With its sharp teeth.
I turn into my driveway,
And, just that suddenly,
The puppy-wind grows tired.
It circles me wearily
A few more times, lies down
At my feet, and goes to sleep!