Humorous and funny Queen poems and/or funny poems about Queen. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Queen funny poems!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
friendship, humorous, me, poetry, thanks, tribute,
The Queen of Poop On Poetry Soup
I post my poems on poetry soup
About farting and guys with brewer’s droop
I’ve been given a crown
And I won’t let Flo down
Be assured I’ll keep on posting my poop!
Posted in conjunction with my blog about my amazing gifts from F J Thomas
25th January 2017
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
dedication,
Jan - the Giggle Queen
My sister Jan, y'all know who I mean
Joined the Soup and became a giggle machine
Big laughs galore
Leaves us wanting more
Giggle Queen of the Soup, brings joy to the scene
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
fun, giggle, humor, silly,
Our Bawdy Queen
Now, the time has come for bawdy things
from no other than our queen of queens.
As she takes the throne,
the crowd emits a groan.
This, the reign of the Queen of Obscenes.
Written by
Shane Cooper
Categories:
friend, fun, giggle, smile,
The Queen of Laughter
Delight and laughter are your stock and trade,
With rhyme you carry our worries away,
You’re much more fun than a penny arcade.
Words sparkle like an egg by Faberge,
Dancing across poems like a cabaret.
A footle on poop, you’re back in the loop,
With words tastier than alphabet soup.
The limericks you write are out of sight,
Leaving us soupers no time to regroup,
Before the next poem gives pure delight.
Written 07/07/2015 for my dear friend Jan.
"When you smile all Soupers smile with you"
Written by
Lim'Rik Flats
Categories:
humor, water,
Confessions of a Double Barreled Drama Queen
(just kidding, maybe should be titled: H to O)
career plan
He wants to be a pool boy
sitting round the pond
with a leather-tan employer
wearing nothing but her blonde.
when too little is not enough
He wanted to be a pool boy
so he wore a string.
She fired him ‘cause it covered
just one tiny thing.
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor,
The Rhyming Queen of Poop
Dear Jan, I hope you enjoy :)
THE RHYMING QUEEN OF POOP
Jan sits on her throne singing
Ting-a-ling tinkling
Wrapping TP ‘round and ‘round
Hoping solids come unbound
Queen of Poop’s puckered up
But happily she rhymes whilst a back-up
Yet relief emanates with a ka-boom
And an ah-ha whisked away with TP broom.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
animal, england, food, giggle,
Why the Porcupine Cannot Dine With the Queen
Pity the poor porcupine
on what kind of chair can it dine
It cannot sit on its rear end
for its quills will not bend
And if it stands on its head
it will surely be dead
Written by
Silent One
Categories:
fun, humor,
Queen of her stage
There once was a canary full of rage.
Who shrewdly trapped a sly cat in her cage.
Without a feather ruffled
and Kittie's meows muffled,
she now ruled the roost, as queen of her stage!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, me, poetry,
Queen
I’m honoured to be ‘Queen of Poop’ -
My title on Poetry Soup
Themes like constipation
May cause indignation
I’ll never not write on brown gloop!
All poets have got their own style
My humour makes some people smile
Folk may think I’m strange
But I’ll never change
My subjects though may be deemed vile!
Been chastised for poems on wind
You’d truly think that I had sinned
I’ll still write about farting
No, I won’t be departing
I’m lucky I’m pretty thick skinned!
Written by
Thvia Shetley
Categories:
food, funny, history, cousin,
Merry Queen of Squash
Pumpkin, merry queen of squash,
regnant on accord.
With a smooth and ribb-ed rind
clad in pepo-orange,
two strikes to sever
from the vine.
Gourd!
*Mary, Queen of Scots was beheaded by order of her cousin Queen Elizabeth of England in
1587. Detailed accounts record it took two strikes of the axe to sever her head completely.
**A pumpkin is truly the sovereign of gourd squashes. . Ironically, the word 'gourd' is also a slang
term for 'head' giving this poem a most appropriate ending whichever way you look at it!.
***The word ribb-ed in the third line is read as two syllables.
Written by
Verlena S. Walker
Categories:
cute love, funny love, gender, humor, humorous, nonsense, sweet,
A Drag Queen
A distinguish old gent picked up tricks.
On Halloween, he went for a treat.
Laughing outlandishly
He staggered up the street.
Hips swaying g-stringed a drag queen!
__________________________________|
Penned on May 05, 2014.
Written by
Peter Dome
Categories:
funny, life, parody, passion, people, satire, wife,
Naughty Queen Vicky
It may come as quite a shock
but Queen Victoria
Loved a curry on a Friday night
liked plenty of sex
and smoked pot.
Queen Victoria and her husband Prince Albert, had 9 children together. Her Indian servant and confidant introduced her to Indian food. Taking drugs and opium were legal in such times.
P Dome. copyright 2012.
Written by
T Wignesan
Categories:
humor, universe,
Limerick: Once a Queen Stuck To Doddering Duke
Limerick : Once a Queen stuck to Doddering Duke
Once a Queen stuck to Doddering Duke
Sent him on a mission with Lucky Luke*
Off on Jolly Jumper*
With Rantanplan’s* sister
Ever since Queen is free of/from rebuke.
Resources :
• Lucky Luke : a French cartoon héro, the caricature of the Far West sharp-shooter
• Jolly Jumper : in the Lucky Luke comic books, considered « the best horse in the world ».
• Rantanplan : in the Lucky Luke series, considered « the stupidest dog in the Universe »
© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
Written by
Mary Rotman
Categories:
humor,
Queen For a Day
Whether I need A Night at the Opera
Or desire to Bicycle away,
I can always turn to my music
and so become Queen for a day.
They sing of a Crazy Little Thing Called Love
and assure me It's a Beautiful Day.
They support me when I Want to Break Free,
and seduce me with You Take My Breath Away.
They sing to me of rhapsodies Bohemian
and save me from running Headlong;
And when I”m down, they're always at hand
To remind me The Show Must Go On.
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
adventure, funny,
Queen Isabella- Clerihew
Queen Isabella of Spain knew this guy
He asked to give exploration a try
She thought the world was flat
He'd sail off the end and that would be that
Written by
Mary Nagy
Categories:
confusion, friendship, funny, life, people, beauty, beauty,
Beauty Queen Or Garden Gnome?
You say that you can picture me sitting in my chair.
What is it that you picture when you look from over there?
Do you envision beauty or an ugly, wrinkled hag?
Does my skin give off a glow or do my wrinkles sag?
It's strange to think you picture someone you've never seen.
I could be short and squatty or maybe tall and lean.
What is the face that's given to represent this poem?
Is it of a beauty queen or just a garden gnome?
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
for her, humorous, poetry, word play,
Absolute proof that I am the queen of poop
I often voice record poems when I’m defecating on the toilet –
I wonder, could this be considered as poetry dumping…
just askin for a friend lol
NB As the Queen of Poop I will NEVER be 'de turd' from posting my poems on what is a poetry site
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny
Motorcycle Queen
Trying to shoot the moon!
Your butt looks like octomom’s womb.
Inclined as you ride.
Not a crack you can hide.
The seat got lost in a tomb.
© May 23 2010 For Carolyn’s “Battle of the Bulge” contest.
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
Long Live the Queen
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN
A MURMURING BUZZ
SPREAD THROUGH THE HIVE
THE RISING, HUMMING SOUND OF
“LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!”
John G. Lawless
5/8/2015
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
funny, giggle, girl, nonsense,
The Shopping Queen
There was a young lady from Wales
With an eye for bargains and sales
All discounts she would scoff
'til 50 percent off
Then profit from all the resales!
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
Knighted By the Queen (Call Me Sir Sidney)
I was knighted by the queen, I think
When I gate crashed the ball wearing pink
She said “goodnight I say”
“Guards take him away”
Due to the over indulgence of drink
Written by
Sarah Cassleman
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, funny
The Queen
The Queen
Has caffeine,
A great cuisine,
And nothing in between.
Her name is Colleen,
With her middle name Jean.
She has a daily routine,
And eats a tangerine.
This isn't the best scene,
But there's a guillotine.
Off with their head and spleen.
Now Parliament can reconvene.
Written by
Sandra Byrd
Categories:
childhood, funny, seasons, space, halloween, , cute,
Alien Queen
it,s halloween
my canteen is full of caffeine
my cuisine is green jelly beans filled with vaccine
i,m a alien queen trying to fit into earth,s,s tight
belly button jeans hope the paramedics are on site
if i make any sudden moves
what a confusing scene
i,m so betwichen cute and bewitching mean
earth,s little beast are pitching
me on a time machine sending me
far far away oh what a scream to miss the candy bar feast
what a bad dream
this alien queen won,t cry just grab
my canteen and jelly bean sack fly away
but you earthly beast better beware i will be back
to try once again
see you soon just look at the moon
next halloween day
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
food, humorous,
The 'Queen of Poop' returns!
“Stop farting Fred,” poor Sally begs -
She’s being gassed and needs nose pegs
“You won’t use a cook book
When it’s your turn to cook
It’s always baked beans with fried eggs!”
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Drag Queen
I met a fellow from Lackamoral Town
He wore high heels and a luxurious gown
He said to me, “I do drag,”
I said to him, “Why, you old bag!”
To which he responded with an awful frown.
Written June 11, 2022