Humorous and funny Raccoon poems and/or funny poems about Raccoon. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Raccoon funny poems!
Written by
Debra L Brown
Categories:
1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, bird, children, giggle, kindergarten,
The Owl and Raccoon
There once was a silly raccoon
He slept in a tree until noon
He came down to play
He decided to stay
He danced a jig to a tune
Val the Cross-eyed Owl
She saw his jig and said-"WOW"!
The Owl and Raccoon
Then danced to the tune
She stepped on his tail then he "HOWLED"
The raccoons name is Harry
Miss Val lets you and I get married
The Owl and Raccoon
Were married in June
They lived in a tree near the prairie
7-21-19
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
animals, funny, nature
Ricky the Raccoon
Did you hear about Ricky the Raccoon
Who found a cat who had swooned
He returned it back home
In case, dazed it did roam
His reward, a night on the toon
Francine posted an image on Facebook to write about, this is mine.
To see the image, copy and paste my link below and paste.
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php
Written by
Carol Fillmore
Categories:
animals, funny, imagination
Raccoon Went a Wooing
R ascal with a twinkle in his dark-ringed eye
A morous feeling frisky under a full moon's light
C at strolled by- her voluptuous tail swishing to and fro
C oy glances by feline big blues
O vert flirting, then invited her to dine
O pulent feast of restaurant scraps made her swoon...
N uptials next - rascal raccoon carried her over the threshold of their new home.
for "Tell Me About It" contest
sponsored by Francine Roberts
Written by
Joyce Johnson
Categories:
funny
Randy the Ring-Tailed Raccoon
Randy the ring-tailed raccoon
Had a very funny smell
And if you ever smelled him
You would run away pell-mell.
All of the other raccoons
Held their noses, called him names.
They were not nice to Randy,
Played him for the fool in games.
Then one frosty Christmas Eve
Santa said to him
"Randy with your smell so rank
You would stop an armored tank."
He pitied poor old Randy.
"You must have a bath tonight,
Then all the lady raccoons
Will not run away in fright."
Randy the ring-tailed raccoon
Now smells so extremely nice
All of his brother raccoons
Want to borrow his "Old Spice".
(to the tune of Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.)won first place
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th grade, funny, nonsense,
I Was the Goon Who Chose the Raccoon
The horses’ lacy white petticoats and ribboned pantaloons
Were kicked almost as high as a delightful orange harvest moon.
The anger came from the big burly brown baboons
Who were left out by the snotty uppity raccoon.
I felt like an uninformed ridiculous goon,
Because I had assigned the notorious snotty coons
The task of doling out the petticoats and the pantaloons.
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
animal, humorous, space,
Raccoon
sly masked marauder
recklessly raucous raccoon
~ the final frontier