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Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: art, color, funny, humor, nature, rain, rainbow,

Fallen Arches

Underneath a rainbow
The colours fall down flat
Perhaps it is the rain
That makes them all go splat!

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,

Rainbow

imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears. 


Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: funny, people, seasons,

Portrait of Lily Rainbow

Written by Gail DeBole 

Lily Rainbow, a summertime freak,
Was as bold as a mouse is meek.
    After caught in the rain,
    She lived up to her name
With a gold pot tattooed on her cheek.


Note: Part of the Portrait Poetry Collection

Poem Details | by Robert Candler |
Categories: angst, beauty, crazy, dream, humor, nonsense, rainbow, tribute,

Thanks, Judy

Bluebirds can't fly over the rainbow,
And I'll tell you something more;
The only avian species that can
Is the Andean Condor.

A chased rainbow is never caught.
Somehow, a rainbow's never "here".
The closer you get to the pot o'gold,
The rainbow moves or even disappears.

If I could fly over the rainbow,
My heart would sing;
But I can't fly over the rainbow,
'Cause I've got no damn wings.

Yes, we're all seeking rainbows.
In that, there's nothing wrong;
But every day I can say, 
"I'm glad Judy Garland sang the song."


 

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: friend, funny, humor, image, rainbow, recovery from, seasons,

I looked over

Sassy Irish lassie that is clear                                                                                      But I think too much green beer                                                                            Teasing with the stripped clover                                                                                    All the fun and games are over                                                                                Awoke to lose her charms, Oh Dear


Poem Details | by Cynthia Alvez |
Categories: funny,

A Rainbow Day

Today,
The sun is crisp and bright
Yet does not warm the day.
29 degrees and no higher.
We rush about, layered from
Head to toe...

Today, winter is our foe. 
I am dressed in rainbow colors,
Purple hat, red coat, pink sweat
Shirt, yellow blouse, black mittens,
Brown boots, black pants...
Hey, in spite of the cold,
People are smiling at me...
Wonder why?


Poem Details | by Matt Caliri |
Categories: humor,

Sneeze Louise Tries To Ride A Rainbow

I usually don't talk about rainbows.
I'd rather talk about farmers or crows.

But if you pierce a rainbow, does it not bleed?
Into one color, for every intention, desire, and need?

Brothers and sisters and cousins and nephews,
I care not how descends your Muse.

Listen to the string meant only for you.
The angels bless your every "kerchoo." 

1/20/16


Poem Details | by Maureen McGreavy |
Categories: funny love,

Rainbow Kink


Toss me in prism
And throw away the key
I'm having a spasm
I'm down on one knee

Cheer Bear underwear


Marry me




10.24.18


Rainbows Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Craig Cornish

Poem Details | by anurag bansal |
Categories: bird, blessing, blue, giggle, rainbow, sky, snow,

Whisper

When a whisper goes in ear
when someone is near
and she is dear
one wants to hear

a feeling shared in shear
rolling down of tear
the precious gift to loose fear
and trust which is crystal clear

it happens in rare
needs a pair
unwrapping of layer
and a prayer

Poem Details | by jan oskar hansen |
Categories: adventure, confusion, funny, imagination,

rainbow man

The Rainbow Man 

There was a man, who built a massive kaleidoscope,
I think he was a borderline communist looking for 
equality amongst colours…then he walked in to it. 
He was so enthralled by his finding that, yes indeed 
all are different but very equal, even white and black 
had an important place in the scale of shades. 

He didn’t come out to eat thought he could eat hues 
instead, which according to him, in his colour induced? 
delirium, tasted as marmalade on fresh loaf; so he was
left in his heaven and forgotten. Years later when he 
was found they discovered, a pink skeleton wrapped in 
non conformity.

Poem Details | by Dianne Stephens |
Categories: funny, ireland, poetry, rainbow,

Paddy

There was an old leprechaun named Paddy,
Who carried his gold in a hand caddy.
There was just not a lot,
To store inside a pot.
That rainbow-less leprechaun named Paddy!

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: bird, food, giggle, rainbow,

To the Robin Go the Worms

You marvel at the majestic rainbow
                                     ~ I'll swell my belly with worms

Poem Details | by Anthony Biaanco |
Categories: humorous,

Rainbow Bones

Burt and Ernie dwell on Sesame Street,
deep in a closet but living rent free.
When their skeletons escaped
they painted rainbows all day.
Uncle Sam slapped a big tax on their rings.
 





12/25/18
Female
Blue Topaz


Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: dog, funny,

Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms

Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms is my neighbor’s new dog.
Can you guess the ages of their three children?
If you said four, six and eight, you are right.

Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms' name has been adjusted to BRB
Can you guess why?
If you guessed daddy embarrassment, you are right.


Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: holiday, humor,

POKER FACE IN THE RAINBOW ROOM

With rainbow and stout, and an Irish cold,
my vivid recollection — when to fold.
       The smirk on green lips - a whip.
       Sure knowledge of luck in grip,
as leprechaun laid down his hand of gold.

2/27/2021
Contest: LIMERICKS in honor of St. Patrick's Day
Sponsor: L. Milton Hankins

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: humorous,

Rainbow Faerie and Her Tiger

Rainbow faerie brought her guardian to the picnic.
Everyone had been eager to speak with her.
Her guardian was a large tiger.
She was eager to show him off.
He was a beauty, and so tender-hearted and good! 

Most elves, brownies and faeries kept their distance.
She complained to her mother about the lack of companionship. 
Did you take your tiger with you? Her mother asked.
Oh, no. Do you think that was it?
Her mother said to her father “you are right. Pretty, but….”

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: cat, humor,

Will My Cat Reach Rainbow Bridge

When my well-fed cat dies will he go to heaven?
Will he make it in cat years to fifty-seven?
Or eighty-six or one hundred and five? 
Just what is keeping this fat sassy tom alive?
Shark has a kill room around the back.
Has killed varmints from here to Hackensack.
Will he ever reach the Rainbow Bridge?
He annihilated my mean Aunt Midge.
Sure some do not think it was Shark my cat.
But he’s wearing her rings, so what about that?

Poem Details | by Joe DiMino |
Categories: dream, fantasy, humorous, light, rainbow, stars, wisdom,

Lights Out

I have followed
many a rainbow;
as with that illusive
dream have tried
to hold on~ so, one
morning, as the
sun was rising, a beam
I planned to capture--
thinking some light
a thing everyone should
own...my ultimate plan
like Peter's shadow sown
I finalized my scheme
with a Wendy Seam:

But light seeped out 
the bottles glass...
and the bars of a cage
just as easy to pass...
trying to grasp
far too fast; exhausted
I attempted to sleep:
came visions of fireflies
and stars endless deep~ 
giving it my best
I gave out a shout,
but nothing I did or said
could put those blinking
dang lights
out....

Poem Details | by Joe DiMino |
Categories: christian, faith, humorous, light, rainbow, truth, wisdom,

A Rainbow

I have followed many a rainbow...
all light, for me, having special appeal; 
thinking one day to finally ride one~such a slide 
would be totally unreal: feeling saturated with
divine color...absorbing brightness, warmth and 
treasury zeal; knowing at the end my faithful
pot glistening – the devil hollering out, his usual:
Stand up! 
Did in
a heel!