Humorous and funny Random poems and/or funny poems about Random. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Random funny poems!
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
11th grade, friend, humorous, sleep, teen,
4 Random Thoughts
(3 Haikus)
Immature - is a
word boring people use to
describe fun people
I should start a book,
a thick notebook to keep
inappropriate thoughts
Ever look at friends
and think, "Wow, we're gonna
be some weird adults?"
Sleep is my drug, my
bed is the dealer, my clock
the cops and school the jail.
Written by
Tim Ryerson
Categories:
funny love,
Six Random and Rather Ridiculous Observations Concerning Love
1: If love is a game we need a referee
2: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways! Um…
3: I loved her to death but got off on a technicality
4: Star-crossed lovers occasionally get crossed up and can get rather cross about it too
5: She stole my heart and REFUSED to return it so now I'm a heartless person
6: So I begged her to please have a heart and she said, “I already got TWO you idiot!”
Written by
Ralph Taylor
Categories:
funny
Random Tax Facts
Two groups of people pay taxes
which really don't sound all that bad
trouble is the two groups are women and men
that makes it all rather sad.
Were I asked, What's the Eiffel Tower?
my answer would be - I'm afraid
It's what's left of the Empire State Building
after it's taxes are paid!
If you're wondering why Form 1040 is used
well friend, here are the facts
For every 50 dollars the taxpayer earns
10 goes to him and the other 40 to tax!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, silly,
Random Randomlings For Contest
A weight off my mind
I wish the scales
Would fall from my eyes
When I stand and weigh myself
The scales don’t tell me any lies
Telling Porkie Pies
Have you heard the saying
‘I’m as happy as a pig in muck’
Well I’ve just had a mud bath
Then why don’t I smell like bacon
To do or not to do… that is the Question.
A point to ponder…
Why do I tidy the house
Only for it to get messed up again
It’s a vicious circle
If I leave the mess
Will I maintain the status quo?
What is Randomling Contest?
Sponsor - Mary Oliver Rotman
9th August 2015
Written by
Sheila Van Zant
Categories:
allusion, care, confusion, emotions, fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor, introspection, irony, love, metaphor, time,
Random Thoughts
We are about to take a journey thru random thoughts that cannot hide;
As long as I have known you I write you letters in my mind;
To tell you how I feel, to tell you whats inside;
I never cease to wonder how little that you know;
You bungle trip and blunder and make up your own show;
You seek and justify to me those things you keep inside;
But all in all you see I take it all in stride;
Not trying to deceive by hiding whats in me;
All the words I wrote to you still linger in my brain;
Wondering if you'd read them or hear them just the same;
Promises you've broken so many and so vast;
I wish I was 6 foot 7 and I'd just kick your *******!!!!!!
Written by
Tei Mickey
Categories:
funny
Another Seemingly Random Poem
Written for the sole
purpose of proving to the
world that I am still
Very much alive
and not lying in a ditch
with my spleen missing.
Not yet anyways.
*Cue diabolical laughs
and evil music*
The first three stanzas
belong on the title bar.
now for the poem!
Icy goodness, yum!
Chocolate-y, milky, yummy!
I scream for ice cream!!
Written by
Teddy Kimathi
Categories:
humor, imagery, life, metaphor, mystery, philosophy,
Random Musings
One random time in class,
our teacher asked us what came first;
the chicken or the egg?
We were all divided with our answers until date…..
Today, I ask.
What came first, politics or a politician?
Our answers may seem easy,
but it’s like looking for an edge in a circle.
I asked a scientist that question,
And he replied
“A politician cannot exist without politics!”
I asked a clergy and he replied
“Man creates his own ideas……”
I asked a politician the same question,
and he told me that getting an answer
was as incredulous as voting for two candidates
at the same time.
Soon I began to wonder whether I was politicking
my thoughts without knowing it……
Written by
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
confusion, funny, on writing and wordswords,
Random Reasoning
Wow what words woven where wit was working!!
Well written words while I wondered what to write...weally wonderfully witty!
Two bees or
not two bees
that is the difference in
anaphylaxis
and life!
Really random rantings
Rouse right reasoning
Reread and rear
Reason in season.
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
confusion, funny, life, mystery, on writing and words, cancer,
Random, Unintelligable Thoughts
RUT- that's the title,
Insanity- I'm a disciple.
You guys make me think,
in ways untried,
I'll treasure this site,
until I've died.
And maybe even after that,
How many lives for this cat?
Survived cancer twice,
And though it was not nice,
Worse pain I've suffered
by words,
Those sharp knives
that pierce the soul,
From anger seemingly
out of control,
Eight inch switchblade scar,
Which my skin did so mar
I hear words I question why said,
As if one were brain dead,
Like "that door is ajar.."
How crazy you think you are?
A door is a door,
A jar is a jar,
No way to confuse them
No matter who you are...
A brain just too lazy,
Or one who's simply crazy?
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Random Rhymes
SMART ALECK
Smugly
Ugly
CRAZY MINION
Wacky
Lackey
CRAMMED BRIEFCASE
Obese
Valise
GOOD FRIEND
Lover
Cover
BAR-HOPPING
Beaver
Fever
written September 4, 2021
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
best friend, dance, fun, humorous, money,
Welcome To My Random World, If I Was a Penny and You Were a Pound
If I was a penny and you were a pound,
we could dance around and around.
They would spend us in every store,
looking for the very best score.
Hope we make it into the money drawer,
we don't want to hit the floor.
If I was a penny and you are a pound, when they run out of us they will frown.
Their shopping will be over, but we will remain closer.
A penny a pound, forever more.
Date: 9/17/2019
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
Random People Out of Nowhere
They paid me seventy-eight dollars to break dance he told me
After he did a little break-dancing in my four foot by three-foot office
Slamming his feet into my desk and stuff.
Who paid you? I asked him.
Random people.
Where did they come from?
They came out of nowhere.
And they paid your seventy-eight dollars to break dance.
He says, “I know….my mom was amazed too.”
I get to spend all day with these little imaginations.