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Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: cat, funny, horror,

The Cat And The Rat

There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat


Poem Details | by Kim Merryman |
Categories: animals, , cute,

The Mouse is a Rat - Show Me the Funny II

The mouse in our house is a rat,
I'm now quite certain of that.
It's not little and cute,
It's long and uncouth.
Can't wait til I hear it go splat!

11/16/12
(An apology to all animal lovers. I really do not
want to kill it. I love animals too. I just want the
germy rodent out of my house, and I want him to 
stay gone!)
For Andrea's "Show Me the Funny Part II" contest

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, pets

White Phone/White Rat

  Ran into the house in a hurry
my glasses fell off all was blurry
     I lunged for the phone
   my pet rat let out a groan
  poor thing ran off in a scurry




Contest~Best Limerick

Poem Details | by Patricia Sawyer |
Categories: adventure, animals, funny, imagination

I Smell a Rat!

quivering despair
heart throbbing ~ hair on end
eek! a mouse!


Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny

Rat on Crack

Rat on crack cocaine
Found it in the sewage drain
Lives inner city

Poem Details | by Ram R. V. |
Categories: culture, funny, satire,

Rat Race

It’s called a rat race,
Though humans participate!
Very strange, isn’t it?

—	Ram, R. V.

Poem Details | by Dr. Robert Ippaso |
Categories: hilarious, humorous, parody, political, satire, usa, wisdom,

The Rat - In Trumps own words

Cohen’s a snitch, an eel,
A despicable squeal,
Why I once trusted this horrible man,
This sniveling lawyer whose life is a sham,
Is simply beyond me a momentary lapse,
Yet one more sharp pain that my energy saps.
And while this all irks, stealing my time,
I revel in knowing the payback’s sublime.
His next stop a cell, depressing and cramped,
The perfect abode for this creep to be dumped.
As for these democrats digging for dirt
Little they realize their pistols just squirt,
I’ve the bazooka loaded and primed
Waiting to fire at the moment best timed,
So let them all revel while they still can
For I am the gale force to their puny fan.

Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: humor,

THE GREEDY BROWN RAT

THE GREEDY BROWN RAT ~~~~~~~~~~~~ the greedy brown rat was becoming obese from stealing food off our table blasé he became fearless no fright he had a surprise a trap, now he's a fable

Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: cat, funny,

Cat In Rat Hole


In the old house there once lived a fat cat
From half a mile she could smell a wet rat
She was too lazy to run
Spent her time under the sun
Lying on worn out black and white old mat.

One day when she did not find her food bowl
She was sure it was the sly rat that stole
Her stomach started to burn
She saw the rat on the run
Chased it blind, her head got stuck in the hole.

August 11, 2018
Syllable count : 10-10-7-7-10
(Checked on howmanysyllables.com)

Poem Details | by jennifer smith |
Categories: funny, me,

rat and pig or you and me

you've heard me speak of zodiacs
your face is giving weird looks
with me staring right on back
so i started to read in one of my books

it's one of the books with signs in chinese
"so surprising" not what you'd expect
so i'm breaking you in with a tender ease
but with total honesty and respect

now i'll proberbly be causing myself alot of strife
but it says your a typical pig
no honest on my mundane life
not only that but it's written quite big

well i thought that sounded quite bad
my sign said i'm worse than that
when i turnt over the page and how sad
i ended up being a bloody rat!!!!

Poem Details | by Ernesto P. Santiago |
Categories: funny, love, people, pets, social, teen,

Never Kiss A Rat

Never kiss a rat
For it will make you flop 
And will go away like rats
Throw it to a cat
Surely, will play and you’re on top
And won’t leave you like nuts





Poem Details | by Quintin Reda |
Categories: animal, cat, cool, family, funny, house, pets,

The Rat and The Cat

In circles and circles went the rat
On a family's front doorstep mat
A pet clawed for more
Then opened the door
Then was eaten by an indoor cat

Poem Details | by Newton Ranaweera |
Categories: hope, humorous, new year,

Squeaking rat

Year - end night here waits to birth 
Lovelier princess, vaccine girl   
Mountain high does labour earth  
Squeaking rat now, leaps for a whirl.   

Syllable count: 7/8/7/8

*4th Place* in the following contest (judged on Dec. 24, 2020)

Dec. 18, 2020
Christmas Chastushka – Rules Revised Poetry Contest
Contest Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich