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cat, funny, horror,
There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat
Ran into the house in a hurry
my glasses fell off all was blurry
I lunged for the phone
my pet rat let out a groan
poor thing ran off in a scurry
adventure, animals, funny, imagination
heart throbbing ~ hair on end
eek! a mouse!
Rat on crack cocaine
Found it in the sewage drain
Lives inner city
Dr. Robert Ippaso
hilarious, humorous, parody, political, satire, usa, wisdom,
Cohen’s a snitch, an eel,
A despicable squeal,
Why I once trusted this horrible man,
This sniveling lawyer whose life is a sham,
Is simply beyond me a momentary lapse,
Yet one more sharp pain that my energy saps.
And while this all irks, stealing my time,
I revel in knowing the payback’s sublime.
His next stop a cell, depressing and cramped,
The perfect abode for this creep to be dumped.
As for these democrats digging for dirt
Little they realize their pistols just squirt,
I’ve the bazooka loaded and primed
Waiting to fire at the moment best timed,
So let them all revel while they still can
For I am the gale force to their puny fan.
Ram R. V.
culture, funny, satire,
It’s called a rat race,
Though humans participate!
Very strange, isn’t it?
— Ram, R. V.
animal, cat, cool, family, funny, house, pets,
In circles and circles went the rat
On a family's front doorstep mat
A pet clawed for more
Then opened the door
Then was eaten by an indoor cat
THE GREEDY BROWN RAT
the greedy brown rat
was becoming obese
food off our table
blasé he became
fearless no fright
he had a surprise
a trap, now he's a fable
Vlad the Rat Putin has a pea sized brain
Decided to invade peaceful Ukraine
But Ukraine fought back
Thwarthed their attack
And now the world knows Rat Putins insane...
He tried to hold us to ransom with gas
A nice offer but I think we'll all pass
We no longer care
We'll get it elsewhere
And he can shove it right up his fat a.s.s...
Theres a big bounty on Rat Putins head
He's on the wanted list alive or dead
He's made the world cry
And deserves to die
Because his hands are dripping with blood red...
Written 26th March 2022.
In the old house there once lived a fat cat
From half a mile she could smell a wet rat
She was too lazy to run
Spent her time under the sun
Lying on worn out black and white old mat.
One day when she did not find her food bowl
She was sure it was the sly rat that stole
Her stomach started to burn
She saw the rat on the run
Chased it blind, her head got stuck in the hole.
August 11, 2018
Syllable count : 10-10-7-7-10
(Checked on howmanysyllables.com)
you've heard me speak of zodiacs
your face is giving weird looks
with me staring right on back
so i started to read in one of my books
it's one of the books with signs in chinese
"so surprising" not what you'd expect
so i'm breaking you in with a tender ease
but with total honesty and respect
now i'll proberbly be causing myself alot of strife
but it says your a typical pig
no honest on my mundane life
not only that but it's written quite big
well i thought that sounded quite bad
my sign said i'm worse than that
when i turnt over the page and how sad
i ended up being a bloody rat!!!!
animal, cat, humorous, nursery rhyme,
A fat cat lived in a house on the mound
From a mile she could smell the brat rat around
She was too lazy to run about and hound
Spent time lying on frayed mat on the ground.
One day when in her bowl food wasn’t found
The sly rat stole it she knew and frowned
In empty stomach chased the culprit to pound
But her head got stuck in the rat hole round.
April 25, 2022
Contest : Nursery Rhyme 3
Sponsored by : Eve Roper
Ernesto P. Santiago
funny, love, people, pets, social, teen,
Never kiss a rat
For it will make you flop
And will go away like rats
Throw it to a cat
Surely, will play and you’re on top
And won’t leave you like nuts
A tank rat is a throwback to
Another place and time,
For somehow all that armor grew
Amidst primordial slime,
And now protects them in their crime.
At night, they sneak into my yard,
Tear up the flower bed.
My wife has pressed me very hard;
The thought alone fills me with dread,
For she wants me to shoot those suckers dead!
I cannot bring myself to this
And so I bought a trap.
Though I will not impart a kiss
Or hold them in my lap,
I let them go because it seems I am a tank rat sap!
Seventh Place Winner
for "Quintain (English)" Poetry Contest, 2/4/22)
sponsored by Emile Pinet
hope, humorous, new year,
Year - end night here waits to birth
Lovelier princess, vaccine girl
Mountain high does labour earth
Squeaking rat now, leaps for a whirl.
Syllable count: 7/8/7/8
*4th Place* in the following contest (judged on Dec. 24, 2020)
Dec. 18, 2020
Christmas Chastushka – Rules Revised Poetry Contest
Contest Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
animal, appreciation, giggle, men,
Welcome New Year, 2022,
Meaning RAT tests for me and you,
I have a question to ask,
Do Oz males RAT tests pass?
Does it mean they're all good rats,
Do bad rats pass or fail? Drats!