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Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: cat, funny, horror,

The Cat And The Rat

There once was Princess the cat
Who found a big fat hairy rat
She brought it in to play
But mother said no way
And found her a very big metal bat

Poem Details | by Rick Parise |
Categories: funny, pets

White Phone/White Rat

  Ran into the house in a hurry
my glasses fell off all was blurry
     I lunged for the phone
   my pet rat let out a groan
  poor thing ran off in a scurry




Contest~Best Limerick


Poem Details | by Patricia Sawyer |
Categories: adventure, animals, funny, imagination

I Smell a Rat!

quivering despair
heart throbbing ~ hair on end
eek! a mouse!

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: funny

Rat on Crack

Rat on crack cocaine
Found it in the sewage drain
Lives inner city

Poem Details | by Dr. Robert Ippaso |
Categories: hilarious, humorous, parody, political, satire, usa, wisdom,

The Rat - In Trumps own words

Cohen’s a snitch, an eel,
A despicable squeal,
Why I once trusted this horrible man,
This sniveling lawyer whose life is a sham,
Is simply beyond me a momentary lapse,
Yet one more sharp pain that my energy saps.
And while this all irks, stealing my time,
I revel in knowing the payback’s sublime.
His next stop a cell, depressing and cramped,
The perfect abode for this creep to be dumped.
As for these democrats digging for dirt
Little they realize their pistols just squirt,
I’ve the bazooka loaded and primed
Waiting to fire at the moment best timed,
So let them all revel while they still can
For I am the gale force to their puny fan.


Poem Details | by Ram R. V. |
Categories: culture, funny, satire,

Rat Race

It’s called a rat race,
Though humans participate!
Very strange, isn’t it?

—	Ram, R. V.

Poem Details | by Quintin Reda |
Categories: animal, cat, cool, family, funny, house, pets,

The Rat and The Cat

In circles and circles went the rat
On a family's front doorstep mat
A pet clawed for more
Then opened the door
Then was eaten by an indoor cat

Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: humor,

THE GREEDY BROWN RAT

THE GREEDY BROWN RAT ~~~~~~~~~~~~ the greedy brown rat was becoming obese from stealing food off our table blasé he became fearless no fright he had a surprise a trap, now he's a fable

Poem Details | by Tom Cunningham |
Categories: humor,

VLAD THE RAT

Vlad the Rat Putin has a pea sized brain
Decided to invade peaceful Ukraine
But Ukraine fought back
Thwarthed their attack 
And now the world knows Rat Putins insane... 

He tried to hold us to ransom with gas
A nice offer but I think we'll all pass
We no longer care 
We'll get it elsewhere 
And he can shove it right up his fat  a.s.s...

Theres a big bounty on Rat Putins head
He's on the wanted list alive or dead
He's made the world cry
And deserves to die
Because his hands are dripping with blood red...

Written 26th March 2022. 



Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: cat, funny,

Cat In Rat Hole


In the old house there once lived a fat cat
From half a mile she could smell a wet rat
She was too lazy to run
Spent her time under the sun
Lying on worn out black and white old mat.

One day when she did not find her food bowl
She was sure it was the sly rat that stole
Her stomach started to burn
She saw the rat on the run
Chased it blind, her head got stuck in the hole.

August 11, 2018
Syllable count : 10-10-7-7-10
(Checked on howmanysyllables.com)

Poem Details | by jennifer smith |
Categories: funny, me,

rat and pig or you and me

you've heard me speak of zodiacs
your face is giving weird looks
with me staring right on back
so i started to read in one of my books

it's one of the books with signs in chinese
"so surprising" not what you'd expect
so i'm breaking you in with a tender ease
but with total honesty and respect

now i'll proberbly be causing myself alot of strife
but it says your a typical pig
no honest on my mundane life
not only that but it's written quite big

well i thought that sounded quite bad
my sign said i'm worse than that
when i turnt over the page and how sad
i ended up being a bloody rat!!!!

Poem Details | by Subimal Sinha-Roy |
Categories: animal, cat, humorous, nursery rhyme,

Fat Cat Stuck In Rat Hole-Nursery Rhyme



A fat cat lived in a house on the mound 
From a mile she could smell the brat rat around 
She was too lazy to run about and hound
Spent time lying on frayed mat on the ground.  
 
One day when in her bowl food wasn’t found  
The sly rat stole it she knew and frowned 
In empty stomach chased the culprit to pound
But her head got stuck in the rat hole round.

____________________

April 25, 2022
Contest : Nursery Rhyme 3
Sponsored by : Eve Roper

Poem Details | by Ernesto P. Santiago |
Categories: funny, love, people, pets, social, teen,

Never Kiss A Rat

Never kiss a rat
For it will make you flop 
And will go away like rats
Throw it to a cat
Surely, will play and you’re on top
And won’t leave you like nuts





Poem Details | by Jeff Kyser |
Categories: humorous, nature,

Tank Rat

A tank rat is a throwback to
Another place and time,
For somehow all that armor grew
Amidst primordial slime,
And now protects them in their crime.

At night, they sneak into my yard,
Tear up the flower bed.
My wife has pressed me very hard;
The thought alone fills me with dread,
For she wants me to shoot those suckers dead!

I cannot bring myself to this
And so I bought a trap.
Though I will not impart a kiss
Or hold them in my lap,
I let them go because it seems I am a tank rat sap!

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Seventh Place Winner
for "Quintain (English)" Poetry Contest, 2/4/22)
sponsored by Emile Pinet

Poem Details | by Newton Ranaweera |
Categories: hope, humorous, new year,

Squeaking rat

Year - end night here waits to birth 
Lovelier princess, vaccine girl   
Mountain high does labour earth  
Squeaking rat now, leaps for a whirl.   

Syllable count: 7/8/7/8

*4th Place* in the following contest (judged on Dec. 24, 2020)

Dec. 18, 2020
Christmas Chastushka – Rules Revised Poetry Contest
Contest Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich


Poem Details | by Julie Grenness |
Categories: animal, appreciation, giggle, men,

RAT TESTS

Welcome New Year, 2022,
Meaning RAT tests for me and you,
 I have a question to ask,
Do Oz males RAT tests pass?
Does it mean they're all good rats,
Do bad rats pass or fail? Drats!