Humorous and funny Raven poems and/or funny poems about Raven. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Raven funny poems!
Written by
Kyle Hammer
Categories:
animals, confusion, funny,
Lazy Raven
A lazy raven,
Walks across a fast paced road,
Why does he not fly?
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
bird, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, raven
wayward raven
once an old raven named moe
wanted to be a young crow
friends did surmise
he'd end up in pies
so flew him away in tow.
Written by
Tidy Desk
Categories:
fairy, fantasy, halloween, horror, humorous, raven
Night Whisper
A vicious spell has been cast
into a black cauldron to boil
Trouble and toil attempts to spoil
The snake is beginning to uncoil
He will keep you up late reeling in hate
continually accepting the dangling bate
Post twelve o’clock chime precisely timed
his louring voice will play games
behind the candles flickering flames
Written by
Sandra Hoban
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
Raven
Want to be a raven,
to fly where you are and
take your precious heart...
Want to be a raven, so I can
steal the golden key,
to your heart...
To seek you out like a raven,
my ravenous appetite for you,
to seize for my own and
carry you off to my home…
To be a raven!
By Sandra L. Hoban
©2004
Written by
Angela Crabtree
Categories:
humor, mystery, poets, raven,
The Raven's Unleaven
Edgar Allan Poe
stubbed his big toe
while eating the raven's unleaven
before he flew into Heaven