Humorous and funny Raven poems and/or funny poems about Raven. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Raven funny poems!
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
baptism, beauty, city, eve, first love, funny, gender, god, history, independence day, mystery, mythology, night, obituary, raven, sea, silly, summer, sweet, teacher, world, yellow,
Roll On
Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,
they pop like a fast moving pill,
I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,
and running with a skunk who tells me to take in my fill-
like leading um' on into my dream,
I create a festering lean,
I rank every thought in order of how I like it,
and prep for a long time that's gonna break all the cycles.
Striding with my shrine,
as I shock a spine,
revitalize and prime-
as I preen and primp and chimp-
as I act like a pimp,
I black out and gimp,
skimp out on my dying moment because death is no shrimp!
Written by
Elizabeth Smith
Categories:
allegory, analogy, animal, bird, cute love, encouraging, funny,
The Raven
THE RAVEN (NOT FROM POE)
A raven chick attempted first flying lesson
He didn't quite make his preplanned destination
Mother bird stood by evaluating his flying foray
Okay is good but good is not okay
There's more to this story and it's all true
Mother had something more before she
was through
When her little bird alighted on one of
canyons' ledges
She flew to him and placed a treat from
her beak into the fledger's
But there are some who have no use for birds
Using birds as models for disparaging words
Pointing a finger "bird brain" they will say
Not realizing the finger is pointed the wrong way
Written by
Kyle Hammer
Categories:
animals, confusion, funny,
Lazy Raven
A lazy raven,
Walks across a fast paced road,
Why does he not fly?
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
bird, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, raven, silly,
wayward raven
once an old raven named moe
wanted to be a young crow
friends did surmise
he'd end up in pies
so flew him away in tow.
Written by
Tidy Desk
Categories:
fairy, fantasy, halloween, horror, humorous, raven,
Night Whisper
A vicious spell has been cast
into a black cauldron to boil
Trouble and toil attempts to spoil
The snake is beginning to uncoil
He will keep you up late reeling in hate
continually accepting the dangling bate
Post twelve o’clock chime precisely timed
his louring voice will play games
behind the candles flickering flames
Written by
Sandra Hoban
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
Raven
Want to be a raven,
to fly where you are and
take your precious heart...
Want to be a raven, so I can
steal the golden key,
to your heart...
To seek you out like a raven,
my ravenous appetite for you,
to seize for my own and
carry you off to my home…
To be a raven!
By Sandra L. Hoban
©2004
Written by
Angela Crabtree
Categories:
humor, mystery, poets, raven,
The Raven's Unleaven
Edgar Allan Poe
stubbed his big toe
while eating the raven's unleaven
before he flew into Heaven
Written by
Bernard F. Asuncion
Categories:
fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Poe's Raven Rhapsody
Edgar Poe, with a raven so grim,
Tried to teach it to play a small hymn.
It squawked "Nevermore!"
Then fell on the floor,
"That's not music," he wailed, "limb from limb!"
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