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Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
baptism, beauty, city, eve, first love, funny, gender, god, history, independence day, mystery, mythology, night, obituary, raven, sea, silly, summer, sweet, teacher, world, yellow,
Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,
they pop like a fast moving pill,
I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,
and running with a skunk who tells me to take in my fill-
like leading um' on into my dream,
I create a festering lean,
I rank every thought in order of how I like it,
and prep for a long time that's gonna break all the cycles.
Striding with my shrine,
as I shock a spine,
revitalize and prime-
as I preen and primp and chimp-
as I act like a pimp,
I black out and gimp,
skimp out on my dying moment because death is no shrimp!
Poem Details | by
Elizabeth Smith |
Categories:
allegory, analogy, animal, bird, cute love, encouraging, funny,
THE RAVEN (NOT FROM POE)
A raven chick attempted first flying lesson
He didn't quite make his preplanned destination
Mother bird stood by evaluating his flying foray
Okay is good but good is not okay
There's more to this story and it's all true
Mother had something more before she
was through
When her little bird alighted on one of
canyons' ledges
She flew to him and placed a treat from
her beak into the fledger's
But there are some who have no use for birds
Using birds as models for disparaging words
Pointing a finger "bird brain" they will say
Not realizing the finger is pointed the wrong way
Poem Details | by
Richard Breese |
Categories:
bird, giggle, hilarious, humor, humorous, raven, silly,
once an old raven named moe
wanted to be a young crow
ravens did surmise
he'd end up in pies
so flew him away in tow.
Poem Details | by
Kyle Hammer |
Categories:
animals, confusion, funny,
A lazy raven,
Walks across a fast paced road,
Why does he not fly?
Poem Details | by
Carl Bellerose |
Categories:
fairy, fantasy, halloween, horror, humorous, raven,
A vicious spell has been cast
into a black cauldron to boil
Trouble and toil attempts to spoil
The snake is beginning to uncoil
He will keep you up late reeling in hate
continually accepting the dangling bate
Post twelve o’clock chime precisely timed
his louring voice will play games
behind the candles flickering flames
Poem Details | by
Sandra Hoban |
Categories:
fantasy, funny,
Want to be a raven,
to fly where you are and
take your precious heart...
Want to be a raven, so I can
steal the golden key,
to your heart...
To seek you out like a raven,
my ravenous appetite for you,
to seize for my own and
carry you off to my home…
To be a raven!
By Sandra L. Hoban
©2004
Poem Details | by
Indiana Shaw |
Categories:
funny, humor,
QUOTH THE RAVEN
Quoth the raven sat at the table to a feast to blow one’s eyes
Curtains closed, to prevent the peering in of other raven spies
On been handed a gold platter was told fill your guts I implore
O' Nay” says Quoth the raven I only eat my quota, nevermore
Indiana Shaw . . . : /
Apologizes in advance Richard, howl . . . ; )
Poem Details | by
Angela Crabtree |
Categories:
humor, mystery, poets, raven,
Edgar Allan Poe
stubbed his big toe
while eating the raven's unleaven
before he flew into Heaven