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Rudolph paled because his nose turned brown
He couldn’t smile so he wore a frown
Santa wiped a tear from the reindeer’s eye
He hated to see poor Rudolph cry
Santa sprinkled on some Christmas dust
The nose is now red not a dark shade of rust
So look out of your window on Christmas night
You will see Rudolph’s red nose shining bright
6th December 2014
A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.
Just last year I asked
Santa to bring me three things:
a good GPS device,
dance music CD’s,
and a sexy negligee.
On Christmas I woke
to find just one ornament
hanging from my tree -
an apology attached
giving this explanation:
Rudolph got sick, so
I needed your GPS.
Dancer and Prancer
broke open your CD’s, and
that Vixen stole your nightie!
Written by Andrea Dietrich for
Linda-Marie's "SANTA'S SURPRISE" Poetry Contest
christmas, hilarious, holiday, humorous, silly,
Cajun Santa was at party at the Easter Bunnies house
Everyone was there even Mickey Mouse
They were all having fun spreading holiday cheer
Somebody gave his Reindeer Beer
It was late Christmas Eve Santa had to go
He gathered up his Elves and his White tail Doe
Then he loaded them up in his Ol Pero
He flew off into the night yelling go Saints go
He was found at the wreck wearing a Christmas Wreath
He smiled at me with bugs in his teeth
He said this is what happened, if you want to hear
SOMEBODY GAVE, MY REINDEER BEER
Poor Rudolph his nose has turned brown
His antics have made Santa frown
For no one supposes
That folks with brown noses
Are trouble and let others down
animal, fantasy, humor,
Randolph the Reindeer
Rudolph had an older brother
Randolph was his given name
But he didn't stand up for Rudolph
When they wouldn't let Rudolph play games
When Rudolph became popular
Everyone put Randolph down
The pressure proved to be too much
So Randolph had to leave town
There's not much for Reindeers out there
Randolph started drinking lots of beer
So much so that he became known
As Randolph the skid row Reindeer
Now let this be a lesson to you
If of your kin, someone disapproves
Stand by them and don't put them down
Unless you walk a mile in their hooves!
The family left Santa some claret
But Rudolph would not eat the carrot
No vegan, not never
He spat out a feather
Because he’d just eaten their parrot
10 December 2018
Funny reindeer limerick contest
Sponsor Tania Kitchen
There once was a reindeer named Dancer
who pulled by his partner named Prancer
when the pulling was done
it was time to have fun
while riding in Dasher’s pink Lancer.
December 10, 2018
christmas, funny, humor, humorous,
When northern Auroras inspire us,
It’s best not to be too inquirous.
Each red or green clot
Seems ablaze, but it’s snot—
Poor Rudolph is fighting a virus.
(written for the Funny Reindeer Limerick contest, 12 Dec 2018)
Hauling Santa across quite a span
Gave tired reindeer a devious plan
When he grew too obese
Stuck in a chimneypiece
They replaced him with a lighter man
For Reindeer limerick contest
animal, christmas, funny,
A Great, Red-Nosed Elf howled a Laugh,
That split the Zoo's Christmas in half!
the Reindeer got tangled
(he too steeply angled)
...they got strung up on a Giraffe!
animal, christmas, funny,
Now Rudolph is known for big red nose
Dasher and crew for highs not for lows
These gifts both need fuel
And it’s gas, by rule
All to poor Santa’s angst when it blows!!!
December 16, 2018
I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks
I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks"
I over heard a reindeer
Say to herself- "I do swear"
It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks
Funny Reindeer Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
A funny reindeer sat on a rock
He sat on the rock to take stock
That if the rock was to split
He would have nowhere to sit
It came as quite a shock
christmas, conflict, giggle, holiday, humor, humorous,
On Santa's night his deer's refused flight gear
in chaos a stressed Claus found most unclear
beyond revealed bits, 'tail fleck'
and 'my nose behind stink specks.'
Elves were tasked to jolly-quick check each rear.
... CayCay Jennings
December 16, 2018
celebrity, character, christmas, fantasy, humor,
Rudolph Reindeer with a red nose
Had a drinking problem they say
That is why his nose was so red
But it came to a head one day
Because of all his hard drinking
Rudolph lost his license to fly
With nothing left for him to do
He threw up his hooves and yelled, "Whyyy!"
Rudolph had an intervention
He quit but his nose was not bright
So Santa had to use FedEx
Since toys must be there over night!
He wore roses in his antlers
To bring everyone good cheer
Selling rides for a buck an elf
He soon was reindeer of the year!
Now it was the elves that loved him,
As they shouted out with much fun,
"Rudolph the red rose reindeer,"
"You're still a historical one!"
appreciation, blessing, cheer up, christmas, hilarious, humorous, uplifting,
Blessed Reindeer won in gift-giving contest
Sharing* to the fullest with beast’s love-best
Propelled by Christmas nature
Granted to every creature…
Hear now his wish: to find his lost horn's crest!
*Numbers 18:29 Out of all your gifts ye shall offer every heave offering of the LORD, of all the best thereof...
December 12, 2018
4th place, "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin; judged on 12/17/2018.
My very best pal is my pet reindeer
A rack for my coat and holiday cheer
We get FUIs
By eyes in the sky
But bribe them with Santa’s, sweet homemade beer
Tania Kitchin contest
Old Rudolph is stuck in the zoo
Poor Santa is locked away too
All because of some lost P.P.E.
In a cup they made Santa pee.
Mrs. Claus is left holding the bag
She’s got a plan, but there's no need to brag
She’ll use Comet to lead Santa's sleigh
He’s real fast, but allergic to hay
He gets a red rash on the tip of his nose
It will glow whenever he blows
With just a sneeze he will save the day
To save Christmas she just needs some hay
December 21, 2020
Christmas Rhyme only 8 - 12 lines - Premium Prize Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin