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Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

RUDOLPH THE BROWN NOSED REINDEER

Rudolph paled because his nose turned brown He couldn’t smile so he wore a frown Santa wiped a tear from the reindeer’s eye He hated to see poor Rudolph cry Santa sprinkled on some Christmas dust The nose is now red not a dark shade of rust So look out of your window on Christmas night You will see Rudolph’s red nose shining bright Jan Allison 6th December 2014


Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Flying Reindeer

A flying reindeer drank much beer
Wanting to be full of Christmas cheer,
When the man in the red suit pulled his rein
He wobbled in the sky with such disdain
He filled poor Santa with fear.

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

Blame It On the Reindeer

Just last year I asked Santa to bring me three things: a good GPS device, dance music CD’s, and a sexy negligee. On Christmas I woke to find just one ornament hanging from my tree - an apology attached giving this explanation: Rudolph got sick, so I needed your GPS. Dancer and Prancer broke open your CD’s, and that Vixen stole your nightie!
Written by Andrea Dietrich for Linda-Marie's "SANTA'S SURPRISE" Poetry Contest

Poem Details | by mack toler |
Categories: christmas, hilarious, holiday, humorous, silly,

Reindeer wreck


Cajun Santa was at party at the Easter Bunnies house

Everyone was there even Mickey Mouse 

They were all having fun spreading holiday cheer

Somebody gave his Reindeer Beer 

It was late Christmas Eve  Santa had to go

He gathered up his Elves and his White tail Doe

Then he loaded them up in his Ol Pero 

He flew off into the night yelling go Saints go

He was found at the wreck wearing a Christmas Wreath 

He smiled at me with bugs in his teeth

He said this is what happened, if you want to hear

SOMEBODY GAVE, MY REINDEER BEER


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

RUDOLPH THE BROWN NOSED REINDEER

Poor Rudolph his nose has turned brown His antics have made Santa frown For no one supposes That folks with brown noses Are trouble and let others down 12-06-17

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: animal, fantasy, humor,

Randolph the Reindeer

    Randolph the Reindeer
Rudolph had an older brother
Randolph was his given name
But he didn't stand up for Rudolph
When they wouldn't let Rudolph play games

When Rudolph became popular
Everyone put Randolph down
The pressure proved to be too much
So Randolph had to leave town

There's not much for Reindeers out there
Randolph started drinking lots of beer
So much so that he became known
As Randolph the skid row Reindeer

Now let this be a lesson to you
If of your kin, someone disapproves
Stand by them and don't put them down
Unless you walk a mile in their hooves!

Poem Details | by Terry Flood |
Categories: christmas, funny,

Squark - for reindeer limerick contest

The family left Santa some claret
But Rudolph would not eat the carrot
No vegan, not never
He spat out a feather
Because he’d just eaten their parrot


10 December 2018

Funny reindeer limerick contest

Sponsor Tania Kitchen


Poem Details | by John Gondolf |
Categories: animal, humorous,

A Reindeer Limerick

There once was a reindeer named Dancer who pulled by his partner named Prancer when the pulling was done it was time to have fun while riding in Dasher’s pink Lancer.
December 10, 2018

Poem Details | by Ed Morris |
Categories: christmas, funny, humor, humorous,

Reindeer Borealis

When northern Auroras inspire us,
It’s best not to be too inquirous.
   Each red or green clot
   Seems ablaze, but it’s snot—
Poor Rudolph is fighting a virus.

(written for the Funny Reindeer Limerick contest, 12 Dec 2018)

Poem Details | by Mark Elam |
Categories: christmas, funny,

Reindeer

Hauling Santa across quite a span
Gave tired reindeer a devious plan
When he grew too obese
Stuck in a chimneypiece
They replaced him with a lighter man











12.13.18
For Reindeer limerick contest

Poem Details | by Andrew Fairchild |
Categories: animal, christmas, funny,

Reindeer Games

A Great, Red-Nosed Elf howled a Laugh,
That split the Zoo's Christmas in half!
 the Reindeer got tangled
 (he too steeply angled)
...they got strung up on a Giraffe!

Poem Details | by Cindi Rockwell |
Categories: animal, christmas, funny,

REINDEER GAMES

Now Rudolph is known for big red nose
Dasher and crew for highs not for lows
These gifts both need fuel
And it’s gas, by rule
All to poor Santa’s angst when it blows!!!


December 16, 2018

Poem Details | by charles messina |
Categories: humorous,

What The Female Reindeer Said When She Walked Out Of The Woods

I once, went hunting...for mallard ducks 
I got skunked, said- "boy, this really sucks" 
I over heard a reindeer
Say to herself- "I do swear" 
It's the last time, I do that...for two Bucks 


Funny Reindeer Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 
12-8-2018

Poem Details | by john scott |
Categories: silly,

funny reindeer

A funny reindeer sat on a rock
He sat on the rock to take stock
That if the rock was to split
He would have nowhere to sit
It came as quite a shock

Poem Details | by CayCay Jennings |
Categories: christmas, conflict, giggle, holiday, humor, humorous,

Scent of Reindeer Discord

On Santa's night his deer's refused flight gear in chaos a stressed Claus found most unclear beyond revealed bits, 'tail fleck' and 'my nose behind stink specks.' Elves were tasked to jolly-quick check each rear.
... CayCay Jennings December 16, 2018

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: celebrity, character, christmas, fantasy, humor,

Rudolph The Red Rose Reindeer

Rudolph Reindeer with a red nose
Had a drinking problem they say
That is why his nose was so red
But it came to a head one day

Because of all his hard drinking
Rudolph lost his license to fly
With nothing left for him to do
He threw up his hooves and yelled, "Whyyy!"

Rudolph had an intervention
He quit but his nose was not bright
So Santa had to use FedEx
Since toys must be there over night!

He wore roses in his antlers
To bring everyone good cheer
Selling rides for a buck an elf
He soon was reindeer of the year!

Now it was the elves that loved him,
As they shouted out with much fun,
"Rudolph the red rose reindeer,"
"You're still a historical one!"

Poem Details | by Beata Agustin |
Categories: appreciation, blessing, cheer up, christmas, hilarious, humorous, uplifting,

BLESSED REINDEER

Blessed Reindeer won in gift-giving contest Sharing* to the fullest with beast’s love-best Propelled by Christmas nature Granted to every creature… Hear now his wish: to find his lost horn's crest!
*Numbers 18:29 Out of all your gifts ye shall offer every heave offering of the LORD, of all the best thereof... December 12, 2018 4th place, "Funny Reindeer Limerick" Poetry Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin; judged on 12/17/2018.

Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: cute, humorous,

Reindeer contest

My very best pal is my pet reindeer 
A rack for my coat and holiday cheer
We get FUIs 
By eyes in the sky
But bribe them with Santa’s, sweet homemade beer

12/8/2018
Tania Kitchin contest

Poem Details | by Mark Koplin |
Categories: christmas, humor,

The Reindeer Blues

Old Rudolph is stuck in the zoo
Poor Santa is locked away too
All because of some lost P.P.E.
In a cup they made Santa pee.

Mrs. Claus is left holding the bag
She’s got a plan, but there's no need to brag
She’ll use Comet to lead Santa's sleigh
He’s real fast, but allergic to hay

He gets a red rash on the tip of his nose
It will glow whenever he blows
With just a sneeze he will save the day
To save Christmas she just needs some hay

December 21, 2020
Christmas Rhyme only 8 - 12 lines - Premium Prize Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin