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Written by
Hgarvey Daniel Esquire
Categories:
funny, imagination, people, people,
English Language - 1 - Repost
I failed English in High School
Could not understand the writing rule
If I say, when it reigns it pores, people agree
Yet when I write the same phrase people say what’s wrong with me
I before E (accept) after C less it sounds like an a as in neighbor or weigh
Where do the words foreign and sovereign (steigh)
Do they stay with a goose among geese or with a moose among (meese)
Do they live in a house with a scavenger mouse or something much bigger
Is there several (hice) with several scavenger mice
Written by
Hgarvey Daniel Esquire
Categories:
funny, imagination,
Hodge - Podge Again - Repost
Over the pine trees the ball I threw
Neighbor’s bay window the ball went through
My neighbor asked me if I would?
Come over to his house, split a cord of wood
In the woodpile see the chipmunk pray
I do not want to be the Bald Eagle’s prey
From the woodpile a gagging scent
A payment my neighbor’s skunk had sent
Written by
Hgarvey Daniel Esquire
Categories:
funny, imagination, love,
English Language - 2 - Repost
Is it Proper to say I LOVE Ewe to a sheepherder?
Is it proper for a lumberjack to say I LOVE Yew?
Is the Poplar the most Popular of trees?
Yule be surprised when there are no Presence under the tree
Written by
Hgarvey Daniel Esquire
Categories:
funny, imagination,
Thyme To Ketchup Inn English Language - Repost
A little bee flew across the sea, to see what he could be
He herd a giraffe with a throaty laugh : still continued on his weigh
This pour we bee had too pee so he stopped on a Specific Ocean Eyelid
It took him severed ours to pollinated Pollynesian flours and than he flue away
If Yew can reed this rite yore a better POET then Eye
Written by
Hgarvey Daniel Esquire
Categories:
funny, imagination,
Hodge-Podge - Repost
Off the rocky Mountain cliff , I Dove
I’m flying toward the lake like a Dove
Underwater I saw the largemouth Bass
Singing in soprano, alto, tenor, and Bass
To Maid Marion Queen of Sherwood , I Bow
I will bring home dinner, with my arrows and Bow
The Adventures of Robin Hood which I just READ
There are so many great classic novels I want to Read
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
humor, imagination,
A Bad Day On the High Seas - Repost
Ye dirty son of a sea dog
Ye rotten pile o' bones
Ye'll see the end o' me cutlass
I'll intrrroduce ye to Davey Jones
Ye'll not be getn me treasure
For Ive the map ye see
Ill set ye adrift in a leaky skiff
And food for fish ye'll be
Me chest be filled wi diamonds
And rubies, pearls and such
But ye'll be treadn water
Me treasure ye wont touch
My ode to pirates everywhere..
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, giggle,
Repost Chocolate-Trochee
Rich chocolate 'pon my thin lips.
On taste buds twang sits
Minute; lifetime on big hips.
Now clothes don't fit
To a diet must commit
Carrots celery dip
Peanut chocolate dip permit
My pants can now zip
Having bigger problem now than ever....Ha!!LOL
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, valentines day,
Valentine Heart - Repost
Valentine Heart
Women love this yearly thrill
The day of hearts and flowers
As men, the cowards that we are,
Dread the task and cower.
For women wait with scented air
For tribute to be rendered
And if the booty’s not just right
They then act all offended.
And men, poor fools, seek outside help
By asking other women
To choose for them the perfect gift
No man had ever given.
After years of struggle
Men finally learn the trick
Give her what she really wants
“Your heart upon a stick”.
John G. Lawless
2011
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
humor,
Dry Host - Repost - I Think I'M Funny
Dead pan
Bread man
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny
Border Patrol ....Footle (Repost)
No Way
Jose' !
Written by
Chris Conn
Categories:
appreciation, dedication, giggle, women,
Untitled Repost
What are the two most attractive and appealing curves on a woman?
Her wits and her smile.