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Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
family, funny, imagination
Two riding on a single
Man! How fast that bike will go
Down the hill around the curve
Blow wind blow
At the very bottom piled up
In a culvert drain
In great agony and pain
Totally distained
Crumpled metal, torn clothes
Bleeding and blood stains
Harsh words from parents
Tears as soap and water cleaned
All the cuts and bruises
And clothes that had to be changed
What an ending to Christmas
The joy of Santa's gift
Lying dented and scuffed bent
Beside the porch needing to be fixed
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
Once knew a gal named Juliette
Who always wanted to perform a duet
On the back of a horse
Riding bareback of course
Delivering mail for the pony express
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Rico Leffanta |
Categories:
animal, fate, giggle, health, horse, moving on, sports,
The horse I rode in on was, "Nellie"
Renown for the size of her belly
Although hot to trot
She farted a lot
And shook like a bowl full of jelly!
Poem Details | by
Cal Barkley |
Categories:
animal, humor, humorous, journey,
Once there was a farmer
Who rode to the pub on a llama
He said "In Peru
It's the thing to do
Isn't she a charmer?"
Poem Details | by
Theresa Gamblin |
Categories:
adventure, car, day, humor,
I’m holding on tight
were on the back roads going fast
we taken the curves great!
Poem Details | by
Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories:
humor,
She dallied by the garden gate
and wondered if she should
continue on her journey or
return to get her hood.
The excursion to grandma's house
without proper protection
could cause a potpourri of woes,
a cold or an infection.
Little did she know how much
her hood kept her defended,
without it she was at a loss,
her life could well be ended.
The big bad wolf came out in force
and caused a chain reaction,
But with the headgear now intact
she dodged the interaction!
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
happiness, humorous,
Some call me prolific
I call me obsessed
Some say I'm a kook
I say I'm blessed
It's all that I think of
Poems from the heart
But silly damn nonsense
Is still my main art
Takes the same effort
To make people laugh
As it does to depress them
To make you gasp
So this here is me
Just little old me
A happy old duffer
Filled with much glee
So next time you're looking
For a morning boost
Check out this old Jester
He'll be riding the roost
© Jack Ellison 2013
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
hilarious,
Hello I am Dollar Store Diva
Saturday is my shopping day
I take my friend Steve-ah
We are heading your way
We used to get a cart full
But now there are only three
Used to be fourteen
Most have been borrowed by likes of me
I take them to my apartment
Just whizz them around the room
Want to cart ride at my house?
You’d better get there soon
I have heard a rumor
The police are on their way
I am tossing them out the window
Jail fines I cannot afford to pay.