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anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,
White board…names written hori-
To go pee…right when class starts –
THAT’S just wrong…
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!
Not using lunchtime to do
No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
allegory, anti bullying, change, deep, humorous, rights, spoken word,
In sang-froid, sass cords:
Sangoma dashes siren,
Thunder crashes trunk;
Sarky banters with lippy.
Spim for Santa maidenhead.
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
There was a boy named Jack that knew Jill.
He understood that she hated road kill.
So, he took her to dine.
At a restaurant so fine
It was divine ‘til he passed her the bill!
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 8, 2010
Poetic form: Limerick
funny, life, people,
Sit In here, in my own stink,
Can’t fit my head, in my sink.
They let U out, when they want,
Most of them, will even taunt.
I ask to bathe, she say: “Maybe”
“If I have time”, how they play me.
But a showers not a privilege,
This is no way, 4 humans 2 live.
All I want, is 2 be clean,
Clean shirt & socks, don’t be so mean.
I’ll do my time, wont put up fights,
Just let me have my Human Rights!!!
Poems come so easily
I don’t take time to be
known as poet spectacular.
I tend to spew them out.
They neither shine nor shout.
But, do rhyme in poetic vernacular.
Not about Me!!! I have to work hard for mine.
© Apr 13 2010
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
animal, discrimination, fashion, freedom, humor, rights, silly,
With complete freedom
to wear anything one wants
sauntering the boulevard
in one's hamster ball.
humorous, rights, word play,
Bare with me a moment, my friends, if you will
Please bare in mind our precious constitutional right
~ The right to bare arms