Humorous and funny Rights poems and/or funny poems about Rights. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Rights funny poems!
Written by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole
Categories:
allegory, anti bullying, change, deep, humorous, rights
Sans Servile
In sang-froid, sass cords:
Sangoma dashes siren,
Thunder crashes trunk;
Sarky banters with lippy.
Spim for Santa maidenhead.
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
funny, social
Equal Rights?
Equal Rights?
There was a boy named Jack that knew Jill.
He understood that she hated road kill.
So, he took her to dine.
At a restaurant so fine
It was divine ‘til he passed her the bill!
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 8, 2010
Poetic form: Limerick
Written by
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
Categories:
animal, discrimination, fashion, freedom, humor, rights
Boulevard
With complete freedom
to wear anything one wants
in public:
hamster ball.
Very dapper
sauntering the boulevard
in one's hamster ball.
Written by
Belind Celayir
Categories:
funny, life, people,
Human Rights
Sit In here, in my own stink,
Can’t fit my head, in my sink.
They let U out, when they want,
Most of them, will even taunt.
I ask to bathe, she say: “Maybe”
“If I have time”, how they play me.
But a showers not a privilege,
This is no way, 4 humans 2 live.
All I want, is 2 be clean,
Clean shirt & socks, don’t be so mean.
I’ll do my time, wont put up fights,
Just let me have my Human Rights!!!
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous,
Bragging Rights Gone
I once knew a young fellow named Swanson
Who bragged about his enormous johnson
He caught it in a zipper
Which was a painful ripper
And now, he no longer touts his once-on.
written August 14, 2021
Written by
Charles Henderson
Categories:
funny
Bragging Rights
Poems come so easily
I don’t take time to be
known as poet spectacular.
I tend to spew them out.
They neither shine nor shout.
But, do rhyme in poetic vernacular.
Not about Me!!! I have to work hard for mine.
© Apr 13 2010
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humorous, rights, word play,
Our Precious Constitutional Right
Bare with me a moment, my friends, if you will
Please bare in mind our precious constitutional right
~ The right to bare arms
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
character, community, culture, humor, rights, truth
Knowing
An infant knows its mother
by scent and breath
a mother knows her twins
they only fool themselves
God knows us by the color
of our souls, every shade,
dent and chip --
No one knows us better
than the IRS!