Funny Poems About Rights or Rights Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Rights poems and/or funny poems about Rights. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Rights funny poems! Also, try our sister website's powerful search engine for poems or see our other Rights Poems.

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,

Bladder Problems In Class

Numbers on 
White board…names written hori-

Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts – 
THAT’S just wrong…

Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!

People are
Not using lunchtime to do 
Their business 

No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-

Poem Details | by Abdulhafeez Oyewole |
Categories: allegory, anti bullying, change, deep, humorous, rights, spoken word,

Sans Servile

In sang-froid, sass cords:
Sangoma dashes siren,
Thunder crashes trunk;
Sarky banters with lippy.
Spim for Santa maidenhead.

Poem Details | by Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories: funny, social

Equal Rights?

Equal Rights?

There was a boy named Jack that knew Jill.
He understood that she hated road kill.
So, he took her to dine.
At a restaurant so fine
It was divine ‘til he passed her the bill!

© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 8, 2010
Poetic form:  Limerick

Poem Details | by Hebert Logerie |
Categories: break up, evil, freedom, fun, future, humor, rights,

I Am Wrong

You are right
And I’m wrong
Like a bad song
I keep my lips tight
And my face as long
As I can all year long.

I’m still wrong
And you’re right
My lips remain tight
In control of my tongue
No need to fight
Day and night.

Copyright © August 2022, Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved
Hébert Logerie is the author of several collections of poetry.

Poem Details | by Belind Celayir |
Categories: funny, life, people,

Human Rights

Sit In here, in my own stink,

Can’t fit my head, in my sink.

They let U out, when they want,

Most of them, will even taunt.

I ask to bathe, she say: “Maybe”

“If I have time”, how they play me.

But a showers not a privilege,

This is no way, 4 humans 2 live.

All I want, is 2 be clean,

Clean shirt & socks, don’t be so mean.

I’ll do my time, wont put up fights,

Just let me have my Human Rights!!!

Poem Details | by L Milton Hankins |
Categories: humorous,

Bragging Rights Gone

I once knew a young fellow named Swanson Who bragged about his enormous johnson He caught it in a zipper Which was a painful ripper And now, he no longer touts his once-on.
written August 14, 2021

Poem Details | by Charles Henderson |
Categories: funny

Bragging Rights

Poems come so easily
I don’t take time to be
known as poet spectacular.

I tend to spew them out.
They neither shine nor shout.
But, do rhyme in poetic vernacular.  

Not about Me!!! I have to work hard for mine. 

© Apr 13 2010

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, discrimination, fashion, freedom, humor, rights, silly,


With complete freedom 
to wear anything one wants
in public: 
hamster ball.

Very dapper
sauntering the boulevard
in one's hamster ball.

Poem Details | by Gershon Wolf |
Categories: humorous, rights, word play,

Our Precious Constitutional Right

Bare with me a moment, my friends, if you will
   Please bare in mind our precious constitutional right
      ~ The right to bare arms