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A year has passed I’m looking so much older
Bottom is huge and my boobies have gone south
Got an aching back and pain in my shoulder
Need anti ageing cream for lines round my mouth
Have to wear glasses and use my hearing aid
Now I have dentures, my real teeth have decayed
I may dribble some wee when I laugh or sneeze
This ageing process it sure isn’t a breeze
Form: Rispetto – scheme ababccdd
Syllable counter from Poetry Soup used - 11 syllables per line
Contest: Tell me your number
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
Birthday 25th January 2 + 5 + 1 = 8 ...my number is 8
~awarded 2nd place~
funny, love, pets,
*****, *****, my fun, little, furry friend.
Your tongue is long and pink, and always hangs out.
Chasing your tail, is a game, that will not end.
Why won't you come when I call, Unless I shout?
*****, *****, you lay in my bed and fart,
And when it's time to bathe, you scurry and dart.
*****, I hate the times I've stepped in your poo.
But, you always make me laugh and I love you.
For the "Valentine" Contest.
happiness, life, giggle,
Lighthouse in the distance, they bask in its light
Darkness is lit up with each of its passing
Three women in bathing suits dance in the night
They put their toes in the sand, just so warming
They giggle and laugh with total merriment
Night’s most precious when living in the moment
They went to exhaustion, had lots of real fun
To home they went because the evening was done
10th grade, animal, beautiful, cat, funny love, humorous, imagery,
As Jack Frost feathers the outside windowpane,
my silly kitty tries to scratch through the ice.
Although the glass looks like crinkled cellophane,
stop wasting your time, silly kitty; be nice.
Let's snuggle together and watch the frost form
from my bed, where it is cuddly soft, and warm.
Mom said it's okay for you to sleep with me,
but you gotta use your litter box to pee.
animal, funny, moon, space,
Somebody ought to go vacuum the moon
All the space dust is starting to show
Somebody ought to take care of it soon
For the wolves are all restless, you know
They say it’s too dingy to give a good howl
And we’re starting to get complaints from the owls
How is it that in the great “vacuum” of space
Someone still left dirty prints on its face?