Humorous and funny Road poems and/or funny poems about Road. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Road funny poems!
Written by
Dean Wood
Categories:
humorous,
The Silk Road
Two silk worms from east Shanghai
Had a fight; can’t tell you why
To settle the clash,
A hundred yard dash,
They both ended up in a tie!
Written by
Lawrence Ingle
Categories:
funny
Road Rage
Driving alone through the pouring rain,
plenty of time and road to gain,
now who is that nut driving so insane,
it must be a dang lame brain,
Sakes alive! they keep switching lanes!
Why can't they wait 'til the weather wanes!?
All these nuts! done strained my brain,
Complain, complain, blame, blame, blame!
Written by
Robert Heemstra
Categories:
humorous,
Road Rage
it must be road rage
more than the middle finger
the middle toe too
Written by
Emma Anonymous
Categories:
children, funny, travel,
Family Road Trip
Daddy make her scootch over
She's crowding all my space
Kid's don't eat all your snacks
You're not in some race
Can you change the radio station
This music isn't good
Honey pull over to the side
There's smoking under the hood
Mommy can you stop her?
She's looking out my window
I don't wanna read a book
I want my gameboy nintendo
Written by
Donald Roddy
Categories:
funny
Toad In the Road
WITH THE SUNLIGHT ON MY FACE,
WHLE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD,
AS I LOOKED DOWN I SAW HIM,
WHO WAS IT, MISTER TOAD.
HE LOOKED AT ME WITH SOULFUL EYES,
AND ASKED IF I WOULD CATCH HIM FLIES,
SO I DID BUT AS TIME WENT ON,
I LOOKED AROUND, THE FLIES WERE GONE.
HE SAID THANKS AND HOPPED AWAY,
I WILL SEEE YOU AGAIN ANOTHER DAY,
BUT THEN I HEARD AN AWFUL SPLAT,
THEN I SAW HIM OH SO FLAT.
A CAR WENT BY,
ON DOWN THE ROAD,
OH WELL,
SO MUCH FOR MISTER TOAD.
Written by
Barbara Gorelick
Categories:
funny, life,
Road Trip With the Kids
They fret
There yet?
She bit
He hit
Jaw tight
Food fight
Oh Gee
Must Pee
More thrill
Big Spill
Irate
We're late!
They nod
Thank God!
I think
BIG drink
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
funny, religion
On the Road To Damascus
It was on the road to Damascus
When suddenly I was struck
It wasn’t a damascene moment
Just a great big pick up truck
Written by
Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Categories:
giggle, mentor, , cute,
A Rule For the Road
Shaking she was,
that cute bike courier chick,
in a lift at the registry
flipping a trip.
I could see she was in
adrenaline's grip.
Nearly run over,
through no fault of her own;
to this sweet rookie
the ropes must be shown.
My sarcastic advice
to the packed Otis delight:
"Silly girl,
the big guy
IS ALWAYS
in the right!"
Written by
Tyesha Ehigiator
Categories:
funny, life, people
Road Rage(Footles)
"Lights Beam"
"Horns Sing"
"Beep Beep"
"You Creep"
"Face Frown"
"Slow Down"
"Move It"
"Dim Wit"
"Scream Shout"
"Look Out"
"Dirty Smirk"
"You Jerk"
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
On the Road Again
On the road again, just like dear old Willy Nelson
Methinks it's time to settle down, it's really hard on my melon
Time to put down roots
Put away my boots
And enjoy the attention of my loving sweet harem
Written by
David Bose
Categories:
culture, humor, men, women, , cute,
Tweetable--Low Road
@honey,
Last night was fine,
But plz don’t pine,
4 I have left,
At love not deft,
But know you’re grand,
Cute #1nightstand.
March 13, 2017
Tweetable Poetry Contest
scott thirtyseven, Sponsor
Written by
John Fenn
Categories:
adventure, funny, holiday,
Road Trip
I was travelling to Thursford, one day in the car
And I’d followed directions I’d got in the bar
We were on Caister road, was it left was it right
It was late, we were lost we were losing the light
We spotted a policeman and asked of him “pray,
Thursford my friend, can you tell me the way”
Well, he started to chuckle, he grinned then he laughed
Said “ you’ve listened to John, you’ve been pretty daft
It’s a good forty mile, you’ve had a bum steer
It’ll take you an hour, cos it’s nowhere near here”
So Johnny, old pal, your directions are crap
And, next time I go out I’m consulting a map
Written by
Aruna Yadav
Categories:
funny,
Ghat Road
Ghat road made me vomit .
My husband said damn it.
MY daughter said stop it.
Written by
Ronda Aldridge
Categories:
adventure, animals, confusion, death, children, funny, lonely,
Horny Toad On a Lonely Road
She came across a bend
On a lonely road.
She walked upon some little rocks
And found a horny toad.
She cried as her heart then broke
cause that little toad there died.
She couldn't understand,
confused she stood and sighed.
That little horny toad
never moved or moaned at all.
As she stood there and stared,
not believing in that there she saw.
She wondered why she stumbled
on that little horny toad.
Where that toad there then died,
here upon a lonely road.
Written by
Roy Mcwilliams
Categories:
funny
I Met a Mad Man On the Road One Day
I met a mad man
on the road
one day
I knew he was mad
I'd heard people
say
Do your warders know
that you are out here
all alone?
I asked him most politely
in my very best sarcastic
tone
"You think that I am mad!"
He replied in a voice most
amused
"Well that may be the case
but it is you who is confused
for you are out here on your own
you see
I am not really here!
Do you not realize that
you are talking to yourself
my dear?"
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor,
One For the Road
One For The Road
In the circus I mastered some arts.
Butt the unicycle - sad farce
its seat tightly wedged
when I hit a low hedge
needed help to pull it from me ****.
John G. Lawless
©2/5/2018
Written by
Randy Johnson
Categories:
friendship, funny, on writing and words,
Keep Your Eyes On the Damn Road!
(This is a fictional poem)
When we go cruising with your girlfriend, I don't like how you drive.
You always watch her big boobs instead of the road and we're lucky to be alive.
Keep your eyes on the damn road and not on her chest!
The cops keep pulling us over for wreckless driving and putting you under arrest.
You had to pay for a hog you hit last week and now we're going to have to eat a lot
of pork.
At first you refused to pay for the hog and that farmer jabbed you in the nuts with a
pitchfork.
I just learned that you've been risking our lives because of kleenex tissue in a
brassiere.
You just blessed out your girlfriend and she gave you a swift kick in the rear.
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humorous,
The Road
after a couple of pints of Guiness you will fall to meet the road
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
animals, funny
The Rooster That Flew Across the Road
The Rooster that Flew Across the Road
There once was a rooster named Red.
He hated to get out of bed.
People laughed when he crowed.
So he ran across the road.
Halfway there, tires screeched, he flew instead.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 14, 2010
Poetic form: Limerick
Written by
Elton Camp
Categories:
humor,
Road Rage At Wal Mart
Road Rage At Wal-Mart
By Elton Camp
It was a task Meg did hate
A shopping cart to separate
After many jerks to pull one apart
Annoyed, shopping she did start
Moving up the produce aisle
Meg had to face her first trial
A cart she couldn’t get around
Angrily at its user she did frown
Picking her beans one-by-one
Was the woman’s idea of fun
Bread aisle was the next delay
Please excuse me, she did say
The customer did only glare
To let her pass she didn’t care
At the eggs, she had to delay
Another cart was in the way
Express Check the sign read
A full cart pushed ahead
Angrily, Meg began to curse
Hit the customer with her purse
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
adventure, dedication, family, children, funny, happiness, imagination, inspirational, nature, places, song-uplifting, visionary
Off the Road Again
Off the road again
Just our ATV's
And some good friends
Hitting the trails
And winding bends
Starting and Making
Some new and different trends
On our ATV's once again
Cleaning the mud and gunk
From our teeth that just blends
With our armor that continues to defend
The king of off road that just wants to send
A here's mud in your eye to all
My good buddies and friends
Tribute To ATV's
Here's Mud In Your Eye LOL
Love Kathy & Jenny
Maybe Next Song Too
Written by
Anthony Romano
Categories:
angst, introspection, philosophy, giggle,
Ways To Turn Yourself In When Road Rage Gets the Best of You
What do you see
When you open your ears and hear
The smell of death
Descending upon the valley
Quickly and methodically
Choosing words to fit
The description
While the sketch artist
Chokes them down with a
Lime juice chaser.
Upon completion,
You see a mirror on the desk
And marvel at your own eyes
Gazing intently at your own
Eyes.
Confusion.
How does one project themselves?
Only I recognize me.
I giggle at the self-loathing,
And the pathetic detective work.
Written by
Robert Gruhn
Categories:
atheist, baptism, hilarious,
Without the Bumps In the Road of Life
WITHOUT THE BUMPS IN THE ROAD OF LIFE
iT wOULD bE lIKE oNE lONG eX-LaX fREEWAY! ;)))
cOPYRIGHT 2018
rOBERT wILLIAM gRUHN
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, people
Footle-On the Road
great bloke
with jokes
Tribute to Bob Hope
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny
Road Hogs
Some drivers are so selfish
And some are arrogant with it
It seems that when they buy a car
They think the road comes with it