Humorous and funny Roast poems and/or funny poems about Roast. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Roast funny poems!
Written by
Raj Napal
Categories:
culture, england, food, humorous, nonsense, sensual
Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding
Pub in Yorkshire with stout and ale aplenty.
Red faces sweating with alcohol's influence.
Singing fine songs in reverie and ecstasy.
Salivating at arrival of that succulent essence.
Tender juicy slices of beef covered with gravy.
A splendour when touched by crispy bubbling pudding.
Roast potatoes smiling that wicked grin for tongue's activity.
Forks and knives clatter in haste for that delight of tasty supping.
Drowning that deliciousness with ale.
Rhyming lyrics midst throng of patrons' happiness.
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding you made me hale.
I will visit you often and celebrate tummy's warmth in merriness.
Written by
Peter Wilson
Categories:
food, funny, health,
Roast Dinner Sin
The smell is good
Just look at the pud
Gammon, Turkey and Beef
Life’s turned over a new leaf
A few balls of stuffing
They aint made of nuffing
Many calories they carry
It’s the sausages I want to marry
Grease torpedoes and crispy potatoes
We know where all that goes
Straight to the hips
For some taste bud kicks
Oh well
Diet go to hell.
Written by
Gary Bechter
Categories:
funny
Roast Goose
Startled geese hiding,
Huddling in the dense brush
Roasted goose dinner...
Written by
Sue Mason
Categories:
funny
My Toasty Roast of Sharon W.
Sharon talks about my muse
well, I could sometimes use ... Hers!
Now that a score is cast
well, she's just way out past ... Soupers!
Hear the rush and whirring
as she passes though our time?
with another Soup comment stirring
then races off to post a rhyme
and then ... Look!
I see her everywhere ...
when I go to see a New Poet
she's already been there!
Don't you know it,
I'll never catch up
she's just too far gone
so I lift my cup
to toast my talented friend ...
(... and if I could have found a word
to rhyme with gone
this might have had a different end)
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
food, funny, humor, humorous, pride, silly,
The Art of Preparing a Roast
The art of preparing a roast
Is different from that of a toast.
Don’t cook it too dry,
Nor crusty like pie,
More moist will most boast of the host.