Funny Poems About Rodent or Rodent Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Rodent poems and/or funny poems about Rodent. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Rodent funny poems!

Written by Robert Gorelick
Categories: humor,

Weird Rodent

This weird, eerie rodent sparks such adoration
A trip to his park's cause for great celebration
The plaques's spread by such vermin
But I'll spare you the sermon
Disneyland, here I am, on my dream vacation!

2/5/23

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: animal, cute, giggle,

Rodent For Sale

When I chance upon a lone squirrel
    The vibe hardly approaches a thrill

  You think he's cute, waving his bushy tail
    Congratulations! Here's your rodent for sale