Humorous and funny Romantic poems and/or funny poems about Romantic. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Romantic funny poems!
Written by
Edward Ibeh
Categories:
drug, humor, love, romantic,
That Four Letter Word, Love
Look in your eyes unveils a smoldering ember that could make Gibraltar crumble.
One in a million heart that magically kindles fire without matches. Nothing...
Ventured, nothing gained in this rewarding game of love; a four letter word that
Emanates such sweet ecstasy. And no, I don't mean the drug.
Universal Acrostic Collaboration Poetry Contest/Winner(1st Place)
Sponsored by: Steven Henderson
Date written: and posted 04/01/2016
Written by
Ndaba Sibanda
Categories:
deep, friendship, humor, hyperbole, imagination, romantic
Missing
Here goes...
she said
it loudly and
proudly:
Hello…
l`m a miss
and l miss
you inside out
Truly…
I miss you like
bees really miss
their honey
Wow…
water for my thirst
food for my hunger
scratch for my itch
Well…
want to take
to you like
duck to water
Oh…
you draw me
to you like
moth to light
Yes…
you are my cake
my cup of goodies
my hot ice-cream
Indeed…
at night my moon
daytime my sun
your love my light
Relax…
take a seat
I sold that heater
for your heat
Please…
you bathe in milk
l bask in your presence
a sublime quench
Finally…
what she did not
say is that we`re close
strangers on the net!
Written by
Kelly Deschler
Categories:
fantasy, horror, humor, romantic,
Bride of Frankenstein
I have a favor to ask of you, Dr. Frankenstein
because this monster needs her mate
please give him strong arms to hold me with
gentle eyes that are electrifying to look into
tender lips with a kiss to die for
give him soft hair that I could run my fingers through
hands like Percy Shelley, so he could write poetry for me
feet like Fred Astaire, so he could sweep me off of mine
give him a sweet voice that could sing me to sleep
and of course, the most important part, a true and loving heart.
I know that no man is perfect, but this is as close as it gets.
Is this too much to ask?
Written by
Black Eyed Susan
Categories:
funny,
So Romantic
I can tell you love my
sweet nothings,
whispered,
from the bottom of my
fart...
pffft
7/3/12
Written by
Keith O.J. Hunt
Categories:
humor, metaphor, romantic,
Her Name Was Chamomile
Her name was Chamomile.....
she filled my heart ablaze,
one lazy-October day,
batting those eyes ---
such guile!
A poor, romantic little thing,
hopeless to begging love,
sick with gorgeous news ---
her hero (would he flew)
'ere her aching heart,
explode a thousand pleas
for her sensuous sylph-self
The men were dogs for her,
back in the day;
her hair smelled of Chamomile....
her eyes teased with Chamomile....
her lips, red and wanting,
her crimson-spiced kiss....
But she be only mine,
as she oozed down my throat....
Written by
Brenda Mcgrath
Categories:
best friend, humorous, romantic,
The Unbreakable Bond
You reach for me at night and bring me near,
I am the one in life you hold most dear.
You never tire of me each day,
Nothing can keep your hands away!
Loyal to the end, I'll be by your side,
We're in this together on this joyride.
So who am I that formed a bond like you have never known?
I'm your best friend, your confidant...your cell phone!
Written by
Bill Lindsay
Categories:
feelings, funny love, passion, romantic,
Misconceptions
Alone, she sat quite still,
her gaze full fixed ahead.
Enrapt by visions fed,
scarce breathing e’er she will
disturb perceptions’ fill; quiescent as tho’ dead.
Into the room he crept,
his probing arm around
her body, no more bound,
so quickly was she swept.
As fingers so adept, respiring without sound.
Too soon was reached his goal;
TV remote control.
Written by
Md Alzhrani
Categories:
arabic, autumn, dance, first love, funny, romantic
A New Song
Maybe..
In the following rain
will make friendship with the sun.
I will open my feelings ..
Anything could happen !
The four seasons will dance with trees.
Anything will takes the warmth of poetry.
Maybe ..
I live with a new light.
A new rose.
A new star.
A new song.
Maybe
The darkness leave me , forever.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
cute love, funny love, humorous, love, romance, romantic
Just a Couplet of Lovers
Just A Couplet od Lovers by JTCurtis Oct 8, 2014
As I hop upon my Metaphor
I hope I still have Rhyme
I need to make the last Quatrain
Which leaves at ten 'til nine
My Haiku's waiting for me
I Lyric her so much
That I, bought a mixed bouquet for her
Of Triolets and such
A gift wrapped Box of Canzone
I know she'll like to eat
Those Blitz', Choka, Clerihew's
Are Villanelle sweet
One day I hope to buy her
A huge Diamante ring
And List forever, in a world
That's Free Verse-ever-ing
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
film, funny, romantic,
Oscar-Ku 7 -It Happened One Night
heiress on the lam
great romantic comedy. . .
won top five Oscars
Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com
Written by
Brenda Mcgrath
Categories:
boyfriend, fun, humorous, romantic,
Date Night
It’s a Friday night date, and time for some fun,
But I have to get busy, I have a lot to get done.
Choose a dress, fix the hair, clean, and dust,
My, oh my, I hope he is worth all the fuss!
Written by
Darius Garcia
Categories:
humorous, romantic,
This Girl From Mexico City
i met a sweet girl from mexico city
if she don't like me, oh well what a pitty
i'll just roll my face on the grass
oh boy did i fell for her ***
man, why can't i write something witty?
Written by
John Lawless
Categories:
humor, romantic,
She's Wet - Viii Continuation
SHE'S WET - VIII
At times I wonder why I miss her
and the times I use to kiss her
her dentures were always set
but her pants were always wet
I must admit she was a pisser
John G. Lawless
3/30/2015
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
appreciation, funny love,
Romantic Charm In Four Lines - This One Worked
Hey baby there's a roast in the oven
And all the dishes are done
I washed your socks and underwear
Now let's have some fun
*not for contest
Written by
Scribbler Of Verses
Categories:
cat, funny, humorous, romance, romantic, satire
Valentine's Day
so, the frenzied hunt is on,
for that perfect gift,
that unique something,
for that special someone.
Heart-shaped chocolates,
diverse species of stuffed animals,
gold and silver anklets,
carefully trimmed bouquets,
painstakingly worded cards,
gift vouchers, moonlit dinners,
cruises, picnics, breakfasts in bed.
Gosh, I’ve got to run,
I’ve just thought of exactly,
exactly what my cat will love…
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
confusion, humor, husband, wife,
A Romantic Endeavor
His alarm failed, so no time to be pedantic
He still tried in his haste to be romantic
He had to hurry he was late
And in such an absent state
He slammed his wife and kissed the door, when frantic!
Written by
Sunita U.D Palawon
Categories:
change, destiny, fate, funny love, heart, romantic
A Slip Which Changed My Fate
I slipped on a teardrop and landed
in a pair of arms, warm and with muscles banded.
I knew not this was to be the last drop
which like magic wand would make time stop.
Crying and giggling, I stood like a moron
while his eyes queried if I was done.
In a maze, I remembered some old pun
And knew with him life will now be fun!
Date: 20/06/16
For contest: Cindi Rockwell,
I slipped on a teardrop and landed…
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
humor, romantic,
Your Best Pick Up Line
He said,
" I don't like to play hard to get, I just like to play"
Contest: Your best pick up line
Sponsor: Judy Konos
Written by
Teddy Kimathi
Categories:
art, funny, humor, imagery, love, romantic
Timeless Love
It seems your face
is timeless
deep
in my mind. From
the first time I saw you,
the image
of your face
stuck
in my mind 'til now.
I cannot
delete
or reboot my my mind
to erase
memories
of your face. If my
mind was
a computer,
and you a software,
no virus would
infect you!
Date: 09/03/2015
Written by
David Brown
Categories:
funny love, romantic,
Checklist
I'll never get addicted to games of chance
I'll never get up on a stage to dance
I'll never read novels about romance
I'll never wear a kilt instead of pants
But, on the long,long
list of things I'll never, ever do
At the top, would be to ever
cause hurt
to you
Written by
Robin Davis
Categories:
feelings, funny love, joy, love, romantic,
I'M Jailed Inside Your Love
I'm a hostage and it's great
I'll gladly be your inmate
And put under lock and key
With no choice of getting free
You can take all the control
Of not giving me parole
A life sentence I will take
I promise to never break
Out of this cell I am in
Wanting my life to begin
Chained together now and always
As we walk down the long hallways
Of our hearts so full of care
I'm not going anywhere
I'll be jailed happily
Never wanting an attorney
To defend me from your love
I can never get enough
So book me without a chance
Of freedom from this romance
Charge me for eternity
With love in the first degree
Written by
Paul Curtis
Categories:
funny
Romantic Gesture
My wife told me to be more romantic
And to book a table for Valentines Day
When we arrived at the snooker hall
I can tell you there was all hell to pay
Written by
Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
humor, love, romance,
Romantic
Romance is grand, that is the tack.
Of course it's all commercial ruse;
Merchants to turn books red to black
And cause us wallets to abuse.
Not one device of foe nor friend
Tallies the losses less than gain
In funds when love comes to an end:
Cash down the unsuspecting drain.
2/14/18
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
humorous, love, lust, romantic, sexy,
Be Careful
love can be spectacular
especially standing up
but bending for a handbag
makes a bloody mess
Written by
Anita Wilson
Categories:
funny, funny love, kiss, love, relationship, romantic
First Kiss
i clench both eye lids
awaiting for my first kiss
it was terrible