Humorous and funny Rooster poems and/or funny poems about Rooster. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Rooster funny poems!
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, animal, food, funny, metaphor, poetry,
Donkey Horse Hen Rooster On the Lamb Chickens Leap Fly Jump Popeye's Chicken For Lunch
There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce
Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married a bucking rooster
He took her by the wing then
Tried to seduced her
Don't want no green eggs N ham
Don't want to go on the lamb
I am, I am horsey running away
Chickens can't fly they may leap and jump
Think I'm gonna have Popeye's Chicken for lunch, :) ha! ha! Ha!
4/11/18
WRITTEN BY JAMES EDWARD LEE SR.
Written by
Marty Owens
Categories:
animals, funny, naturenice, nice,
Helpful Rooster
There once was a farmer named Joe.
Who knew how to handle a hoe.
A nice feathered ****,
Who knew how to rock,
Did help him his nice seed to sow.
This young farmer who's first name was Joe
Could hoe quite a bit in a row.
He had a great shock.
While feeding his ****.
The chickens his seed helped to sow!
*For Armano Aurocano Rock Star contest.
Written by
Brandlynn Young
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
A Rooster Flew the Coop
A rooster flew the coop
We don’t know where to find him
He took off and ran away
At the thought, twas just a whim
Now my roosters ran away
I don’t know where he could be
Look high, look low, and in between
Hey look! He’s in that tree!
My rooster flew the coop
And him I surely found
Now what I must do the next
Is get him on the ground
Written by
Phil Capitano
Categories:
funny, truth,
The Devil's Rooster
THE DEVIL’S ROOSTER
Basel put on trial
Rooster lays the devil’s egg.
Danger averted,
Burned at the stake like martyr.
Swiss farmers can rest easy.
Written by
Gregory Richard Barden
Categories:
animal, humor, humorous, word play,
Rooster Tales
Spring, and it's mating time,
For all the hens in the zoo ...
They'd prefer to woo the rooster,
But any **** dude'll do!
~ 4th Place ~ in the "Animal Nonsense Poetry Contest", Kevin Shaw, Judge & Sponsor.
Written by
Brandlynn Young
Categories:
animals, children, funny,
Rooster
Rooster lived up his days on earth
You could shoot the thing for what it’s worth
Four o’clock in the morning and the things up crowing
I was sound asleep, I think he’s knowing
I wipe the sleepy from my eyes
Tell him to shut up and then realize
That rooster lives to annoy me
But I just can’t let the rooster be
“Shut up” I say, but now I’m awake,
“Be quiet” I say, “For goodness sake!”
Right outside my window, the thing stands crowing
He’s getting on my nerves, I think he’s knowing
Never will a rooster outsmart me
Though loud may the crowing be
Tonight before I sleep, I’ll put my earplugs in
Then the rooster will lose, and I will win!
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
animals, funny
The Rooster That Flew Across the Road
The Rooster that Flew Across the Road
There once was a rooster named Red.
He hated to get out of bed.
People laughed when he crowed.
So he ran across the road.
Halfway there, tires screeched, he flew instead.
© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
March 14, 2010
Poetic form: Limerick
Written by
M. L. Kiser
Categories:
animal, bird, farm, funny, humorous, poems, poetry,
The Rooster
C’mon ladies,
it is me you love and you know it,
from the bottom of your golden feathers;
Now, now, cut the chitchat.
I am not rat,
I am a rooster
who can whip any cat.
You bet your sweet cackles
I’ll whip their hackles!
I can peel their paws and
bite off their claws ‘cause
I’m a rooster,
before they know it those felines
will be in a dead-stupor.
I promise ladies,
you’ll get no twaddle
from my wattle.
C’mon my lovely hens,
it’s time fun began.
7-1-19
"Pick A Title, Vol 6 - Personification - Poetry Contest"
Edward Ibeh
Written by
Jerrold Prothero
Categories:
animal, farm, humor, pride, silly, sun, word play,
Why the Rooster Crows
The reason the rooster will crow,
Is not just to offily show.
The sun hits its beak,
Which it thinks unique,
And proudly lets all the world know.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th grade, animal, humorous, nonsense,
In Competition With a Rooster
annoying rooster crows at four
maniacal or just plain stupid?
it is the afternoon, genius.
yes, I am the neighbor shouting at the rooster.
So who is the bright one?
Want to hear my imitation crowing?
Written by
Charles Messina
Categories:
humor,
The Rooster and the Hooker
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
A rooster says- "****-a-doodle-doooo"
A hooker says- "Any-****-will-doooo"
Written by
Oliver Mckeithan
Categories:
humorous,
Rooster Named Ben
there was a young banty rooster named Ben
who liked to hit on all of the old hens
one sad summer day it was said
an axe was taken to his head
now all the old hens are safe in their pen
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
11th grade, 12th grade, animal, guitar, humor, humorous, music,
a rooster that plays a guitar
A rooster that plays the guitar? No way!
They disbelieved me on this October day.
So I took them to Red’s Shed, so merry and gay.
Where my friend the rooster was strumming away.
We have never seen this before! One said.
She gave him a wink, and he lost his head.
He came over to ask us for requests of course.
Could you play something fun? Asked my friend the horse.
Fun is my middle name, the rooster replied.
He did up a set, and had it totally amplified.
A rooster on a guitar! Said my bestie, Maggie McSums.
All of the other ones I have met only play the drums.
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
animal, humor,
A Smiling Rooster
One cannot erase
the smile upon a rooster's face.
To know where he should have been,
one only has to ask the hen.
When it comes to where he's going,
I can see which way the wind is blowing.