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Written by John Gondolf
Categories: birthday, humorous,

The Rumor Going Round

There’s a rumor going ‘round it’s my birthday today;
they say that I’m seventy years old..…no way.
too many candles to light,
it would take into the night.
When did I suddenly turn old and grey.

Some say I’m an old man and not too smart,
but I say don’t put the horse behind the cart;
‘cause age is just a number
not something to encumber,
and this old man is still young at heart.


December 7, 2017

Written by James Horn
Categories: humorous, sports,

Round of Applause

Here is my next sports rap poem. Jim

Round of Applause

Already now I must admit
What is it we have to hit?
How about homer with baseball
Not strike three they did call.

Why fool around and always fret
Should kick a goal into the net
Don't continue to turn and toss
Should go at and play Lacrosse.

How about football you will boot
Run and produce a lot of loot
Or hear those in high society
Prefer polo and love rugby.

No matter where chips may fall
God's life in you will be a ball
And who if in always do believe
Round of applause will receive.

WOW. Double WOW, and Triple WOW.

James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran

Written by David Bose
Categories: golf, humor, nature,

During a Round of Golf At Pebble Beach

On Pebble Beach's seventh green
I paused to watch an otter.
He dove, cavorted, spun around,
An acrobat on water.
Then lolling, drifting, eyeing me
He twitched brown nose and whiskers.
His thought, that moment, mirrored mine:
"He plays all day, that rascal."

Written by Theresa Cw
Categories: humor, nonsense,

Another Round Bartender

Another Round Bartender 


Today I went out for a cruise
By accident came cross some booze
Said hay sir partner
Fell off the counter
Yelled bring me ten more and snoozed


Written: Jan. 11, 2016
Theresa

Written by Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories: beauty, cute love, funny, girl, god, humorous, sexy, silly, uplifting,

Perky Little Round Things

if  God 
didn’t like 
pairs of perky little round things

He wouldn’t have designed implants 
But provided angels 
only with  wings

Written by T Wignesan
Categories: humorous, wife,

Limerick: Once a Roundsman Signed a Round Robin

Limerick : Once a Roundsman signed a round robin

Once a Roundsman signed a round robin
To keep his men from a certain inn
Men called to tell his wife :
At inn he danced to fife
So the wife played high fife with the men*.

•	Pronounced as in England : « min ».

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013

Written by David Fisher
Categories: humorous, people,

Round-About Pete

There was a man named Round-About Pete
Who never walked beyond his own street
Coz when he tried to go
He’d walk a large O
Since he was born with two right feet

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: funny, imagination, parody, me,

The Dairy-Go-Round

They filled me full of milk so white
Semi-skinned,fat free and light

The supermarket's, a place real cool
Full cream,my cousin, made folks drool

In and out of the fridge each day
Then,crushed in a recycle box,I lay

To the waste tip that week I went
Off to the plastic factory I soon was sent

Instead of rotting in brown earth
In a green revolution,I have rebirth

They filled me full of milk so white........

Written by Daryl Kelley
Categories: childhood, funny, imagination, song-

"the Nausea-Go-Round."

Up, down, up, down
Oh what a ride,
Round and round, round and round,
I've got quite a feeling inside,
Ever constant revolutions,
My stomach just gave me a hunch.
Up, down, around, RETCH!!!
Oh dear, I've just lost my lunch.

Written by Barbara Gorelick
Categories: childhood, funny,

Round

From my very first moment  I was "round"
Easily verified by pictures found

Such an adorable little lass
Even though having some extra mass

Having  dimples here and dimples there
Always sporting pigtails in my hair

My  sweet face a perfect little ball
Unfortunately, I was not so very tall

 Never met a person I didn't like
Always such an engaging little tyke

To be a pudgy princess was my plight
Now, happily" round" in places right


For the Baby-Boo contest..lol

Written by Thomas Martin
Categories: humor,

Round and Round

round and round
he goes on his tricycle
everywhere
a pleasure to watch and hear
(batteries thankfully not included)


Published, Atlas Poetic, 11/21/16

Written by Brian Strand
Categories: funny, wife

On a Merry-Go-Round

Backward
and forward,
across the mall-
will she ever make up 
her mind

Written by L W
Categories: adventure, allegory, angst, confusion, funny, imagination, introspection, life

In Circular Round

in{-ane, -sipid, -gestible, -digestible, -satiable}
just kidding!
not !!
not, not.
who dere?
aw, go {expletive never inserted} myself.
{oh joy, almond joy, enjoy, killjoy}
go back to the start where i am

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: humor,

The Laugh Heard 'Round the World

THE LAUGH HEARD 'ROUND THE WORLD

Myrtle laughed out loud, the whole world heard her
They tried to shut her down with nasty slur
Yet she laughed louder
Chest ever prouder
She could have cared less for mortal slander

6/4/2017
Limerick Form

Laughter’s the best medicine. Drink a cupful! Cheers!

Written by Orma Sullivan
Categories: death, funny,

The Music Goes Round and Round

If today were the day to end all days,
What would you be doing?
Grasping
Clinging
Charging
Crying
Obsessing
Moaning
Groaning
Complaining
Criticizing
Judging
Organizing
Proselytizing
Compromising
Realizing
Sizing
Laughing
Cheering
Eating
Drinking
Singing
Smiling
Praying
Creating
Goodbye-ing
Loving.
"Yabba dabba doo. That's all folks."

Written by Mark Koplin
Categories: humorous, political,

Pelosi Vs Trump-Round One

Pelosi stumbles drunk, out in the night
She sees the Donald and picks a fight
Blitzed and hammered oh bless her heart
She reaches back to catch a fart
Unannounced and a surprise to all
Here comes sleepy Joe for a booty call
Trump is saved by a Biden sniff
Joe hits the ground with just one whiff
A true advantage the Don now takes
He fakes a grab and Nancy shakes
A blow delivered by orange hair and swass
Our dubious Speaker falls on her a$$
Joe wakes up from the gaseous sleep
He sniffs once more and begins to weep
Nancy jumps up on her wobbly knees
She drops the Trump with one more squeeze
Round one is over, now who will win?
We should know more when round two begins.

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: food, giggle, health,

Round As a Balloon

Sugar Frosted Flakes and Trix
    Staples of healthy diets
  Cocoa Puffs and Cap'n Krunch
    My sister said to try it...

  Now I'm round as a balloon
    My arms and legs stick out
  And when I try to take a breath
    Sugar cubes come out

Written by Paul Curtis
Categories: funny

It's the Wrong Way Round

Plastic surgeons think themselves Gods
As they try to turn back the clock
I think plastic surgery is nonsense
Trying to hold back the ravages of time
By nipping and tucking
And implanting and enhancing
It is an exercise in futility
People who have face lifts
Don’t look younger
Just permanently surprised
The medical profession
By trying to preserve aging flesh
Is approaching the problem
From the wrong direction
Would it not be better?
To transplant the brain
Of a mature man or woman
Into the body of a vacuous teenager
Then you could have fabulous sex
Followed by great conversation

Written by Jim Healey
Categories: humor, political,

Care For a Round of Gulf?

What? The Gulf of Mexico is no mo'?
Well, that's just a big no-no!
I like what some cartoons show -
southern half of the Gulf: "Golfo de Mexico",
northern half: "Golfo del Presidente Loco"!
So, to honour our Mexican amigos,
let's sing a cantata
then call the "Gulf of Alaska"
the Gulf of Canada!!!

Written by Arthur Tugman
Categories: funny,

Round - a - Bout

After corralling your cattle
And counting only 98
For tax purposes, to claim 100 steers
You could round them up

Written by Nick Trim
Categories: hilarious,

She's Round Accomplice Circumference

that girl Helen was a total bell end
and because of food she gobbled
she couldn't walk she waddled
her shape was like a bubble
her size from here to hubble
thought I liked her but I did not
though for a rhino she aint half hot
married Bean but there's no cot
you were involved and I havent forgot

Written by Alkas Poetry
Categories: allusion, appreciation, earth, extended metaphor, humorous,

Square and Round

Our precious Earth,
 is it square or round after all...?
  Ask Gagarin, he knows well...

Written by Julie Draper
Categories: humor,

Round the Bend

housework drives me round the bend
there is never an end in sight 
I'd get stuck in to get it finished 
but I'd be up half the bloody night!

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humor,

The Three Question Round

The bells and whistles went off 
Announcing the "three question end of the game show" round.
The opportunity for the losing person to maybe catch up.
Just give me a picasecond please the studio host said
Is that less than a millisecond? the contender asked.
Oh, yes, even less than a microsecond, replied the host.
And a nanosecond? 
Yes. Two questions gone. What is your final question?