Funny Poems About Rubaiyat or Rubaiyat Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Rubaiyat poems and/or funny poems about Rubaiyat. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Rubaiyat funny poems!

Written by Liz Labadie-Reilly
Categories: children, funny,

Kids Funny Bee Buzz Poem

A KIDS FUNNY BEE BUZZ POEM
								 
The fuzzy, wuzzy bumble bee
a fussy, hussy bee was he
because he lost his buzz you see
in a muggy, buggy mushroom tree

On mushrooms bitter, boggy black,
he planned an aerial attack,
but bouncing, pouncing skills he lacked
and failed to get his bee buzz back.

Now this fumbling, stumbling bumble bee
searched helter, skelter frantically
for a bigger bee to help him free
his bee buzz from the mushroom tree.

But no bee ever came around,
searched high and low, tree and ground,
but his buzz was never found,
a buzzless bee without his sound.

POOR FUZZY, WUZZY BUMBLEBEE

Liz Labadie-Reilly
October 18/2015

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: humor, usa, word play,

Stating the Obvious

I. O. Way     found     O, Hi! O 
  
      R. Ken Saw     Sheikh A. Go


   Ten E. See     bought     Minnie A. Soda 

      Indy Anna     s'got      Cocoa Mo'


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: baby, food, giggle, mom,

Culinary Cravings

Culinary cravings
  Extraordinary rare

Sleepy Mom found in her baby
  ~ Spaghetti in her hair

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: fantasy, humor, word play,

The Scarecrow - Reprise

   He's straw for a brain
      unkempt terrain

   depends on witch thoughts
     cross his membrane

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: humor, work,

Let the Games Begin

Morning hoofs a trail of smoke,
Horsepower for modern folk,
With eyes slightly open for pay.
Watch others dive in, do backstroke.


Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: giggle, poetry, satire, word play,

Haha, Potd -- Tongue Firmly In Cheek

Here's the 'Poem of the Day'
  If it's not selected, it's not OK

It rhymes in time, truly chimes ~
  Whooshing on down the runway



             April 04, 2021
      'Alternative POTD Contest'
    Sponsor: M.L.E. Dick and Son

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: giggle, work,

An Unconventional Perk

       ~ Four-Line Limerick ~

   A soda jerk I knew at work
   offered customers an unconventional perk
 
   When he pulled the handle on the Coke
     ~ Their seats would swivel, their rear ends twerk

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: food, games, giggle,

Neither Cricket Nor Croquet

   Discriminating palates
      garnish salads with shallots
    
   But when eating croquettes
      avoid mallets

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: bird, food, giggle,

Parakeet's Paradise

Ketchup and mustard blanket the meat
     Tho' the onions and garlic don't smell very sweet

   Mayo and lettuce produce a civilized tweak      
     for the worm sandwich I feed my pet parakeet

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: fantasy, giggle, word play, words,

O, For a Plenipotentiary

Would that we had a plenipotentiary
    (Would that we knew what that was)

  Perhaps we'd empty the enemy's penitentiaries
    ~ by the end of the twenty-first century

Written by Gershon Wolf
Categories: fantasy, humor, science,

Those Brothers Grimm

   Axioms, theorems, rules of thumb
      hypotheses, conundrums  

   Pursuers of knowledge, those Brothers Grimm ~
      Hansel and Gretel’s trail of crumbs