Humorous and funny Rubaiyat poems and/or funny poems about Rubaiyat. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Rubaiyat funny poems!
Written by
Liz Labadie-Reilly
Categories:
children, funny,
Kids Funny Bee Buzz Poem
A KIDS FUNNY BEE BUZZ POEM
The fuzzy, wuzzy bumble bee
a fussy, hussy bee was he
because he lost his buzz you see
in a muggy, buggy mushroom tree
On mushrooms bitter, boggy black,
he planned an aerial attack,
but bouncing, pouncing skills he lacked
and failed to get his bee buzz back.
Now this fumbling, stumbling bumble bee
searched helter, skelter frantically
for a bigger bee to help him free
his bee buzz from the mushroom tree.
But no bee ever came around,
searched high and low, tree and ground,
but his buzz was never found,
a buzzless bee without his sound.
POOR FUZZY, WUZZY BUMBLEBEE
Liz Labadie-Reilly
October 18/2015
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
humor, usa, word play,
Stating the Obvious
I. O. Way found O, Hi! O
R. Ken Saw Sheikh A. Go
Ten E. See bought Minnie A. Soda
Indy Anna s'got Cocoa Mo'
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
baby, food, giggle, mom,
Culinary Cravings
Culinary cravings
Extraordinary rare
Sleepy Mom found in her baby
~ Spaghetti in her hair
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fantasy, humor, word play,
The Scarecrow - Reprise
He's straw for a brain
unkempt terrain
depends on witch thoughts
cross his membrane
Written by
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
humor, work,
Let the Games Begin
Morning hoofs a trail of smoke,
Horsepower for modern folk,
With eyes slightly open for pay.
Watch others dive in, do backstroke.
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, poetry, satire, word play,
Haha, Potd -- Tongue Firmly In Cheek
Here's the 'Poem of the Day'
If it's not selected, it's not OK
It rhymes in time, truly chimes ~
Whooshing on down the runway
April 04, 2021
'Alternative POTD Contest'
Sponsor: M.L.E. Dick and Son
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, work,
An Unconventional Perk
~ Four-Line Limerick ~
A soda jerk I knew at work
offered customers an unconventional perk
When he pulled the handle on the Coke
~ Their seats would swivel, their rear ends twerk
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
food, games, giggle,
Neither Cricket Nor Croquet
Discriminating palates
garnish salads with shallots
But when eating croquettes
avoid mallets
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
bird, food, giggle,
Parakeet's Paradise
Ketchup and mustard blanket the meat
Tho' the onions and garlic don't smell very sweet
Mayo and lettuce produce a civilized tweak
for the worm sandwich I feed my pet parakeet
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fantasy, giggle, word play, words,
O, For a Plenipotentiary
Would that we had a plenipotentiary
(Would that we knew what that was)
Perhaps we'd empty the enemy's penitentiaries
~ by the end of the twenty-first century
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fantasy, humor, science,
Those Brothers Grimm
Axioms, theorems, rules of thumb
hypotheses, conundrums
Pursuers of knowledge, those Brothers Grimm ~
Hansel and Gretel’s trail of crumbs