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Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Girl with a Squint

I‘m the girl with a squint,
Looking rather distinct,
Cos my left eye goes walking -
It won’t take the hint.

Little kids stop and stare,
And then loudly declare,
That my eyes look all funny -
One here, and one there.

But I wonder that I
Wasn’t groomed as a spy -
Who do YOU think I’m watching?
I’m watching that guy!

So you think it’s a curse?
Think it’s ugly, or worse?
Well I’m watching that guy...
And he’s nicking your purse.

October 5 2018
(I really do have quite a pronounced squint!)

Poem Details | by jay moore |
Categories: funny,

Real Rubaiyat

Sorry for the fake
Just realized I made a mistake
Often, I don't admit
!st one I did make

Ok, That was a lie
Let's just let it fly
I won't tell, If you don't
Ain't gonna explain why

Varieties, I'll figure them out
Poems, I will shout
Depends on what day it is
Hard to reach some levels, No doubt

Words, I love to write
See them in my sight
Rules, Didn't know they're so many
Rules, Ok I'll be polite

Sorry for past confusion
I brought you to my delusion
Fun though, Huh?
Well that's the conclusion