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Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."
childhood, daughter, dedication, devotion, education, family, children, funny, happiness, health, imagination, inspirational, life, love, people, philosophy, thank you, uplifting, visionary
quit running !!!!
humor, humorous, money,
"I ran behind a bus", said Ben,
“Saved a good five dollars again”.
“Oh fool!” dad exclaimed,
“My son, I’m ashamed.
Chasing cabs, you could’ve saved ten!"
body, giggle, humorous,
Running, running everywhere
Fast or slow, do I care?
uphill, downhill, roads and grass
I just never want to crash
The freedom I feel when I run
Feels good to say it’s really fun
Checking my time, checking my pace
Helps me prepare for my next race
Racing you say how can I be
Racing at age sixty-three
My knees don’t hurt they feel good
Keeping active I know I should
5K, 8 mile and now a half
What am I doing? Am I daf?
I’m going to enjoy all that I can
I’ll always be my number 1 fan!
By barbara poor…..
Many returns are sent by faxes
Declaring our earnings for taxes
When they don't work it out
Please give me a shout
Next time I'll send them some laxatives
cute love, funny love, heartbroken, lost love, poetry,
She was the fiery love
She was the lonely love
She was the unforgettable love
She was the protected love
She was the jealous love
There are different ways to love but there is only one true love
Were you running away from love or running away from yourself
Afraid that you’re not ready, afraid to be wrong
Every time I think we're moving forward you pull away like the tide
Only getting close enough to see a glimpse of love but too scared to stay and see the whole thing
Returning to your deep depths where you don't have to worry about your true feelings
p.s. you can always run but never fully hide…
art, family, funny, imagination, life, son, child,
The alphabet but has held true
you get the paper I'll get the glue
clipping and shaving spreading everywhere
giggles and laughs seaping through fingers
the hushing back and forth
don't wake mom
don't make a mess
don't run with scissors
for all those rules we had to break
for that defines what a child is all about
a surprise for her from us
to give her a smile that will make her bust
for everyday is mother's day
when your child runs with scissors
creating something new
a perfect marriage of innocence and youth
a match made in heaven
for it is but a blessing to have children
Robert L. Hinshaw
When I go to buy gas,
My teeth I want to gnash,
And I curse 'neath my breath,
And want to choke the hose!
Save room at the poor house;
I am gonna need it!
Gas is awful high.
Four bucks a gallon!
A loan from the bank.
Might help somewhat to,
Fill my empty tank!
Those crude cartels,
Control each drop.
And what is worse,
They drain my purse!
Off your duffs!
Ease my plight!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 8 in David Williams' "Diminished Hexaverse" Contest - June 2012
dog, faith, humor, nonsense,
My two dogs are having a cow
Because of all the firework noises that are going on
They are barking their heads off
I think I am going to have to put some earplugs on them
They are looking at me with their heads cocked to one side
As if asking me
Well, Fifi and Napoleon
It’s your welcoming pop to test your hearing
To make sure you are up for the job
Which is protecting me, you hear?
They wouldn’t let up
They are going to be barking another day
So early on a Sunday morn
Our little Boy Blue was born.
Dad nearly blew his hat.
When Blue was born, Dad said with scorn
“On my son, no short pants are worn.”
Mom said, “We’ll see ‘bout that.”
April 18 2012
funny, on work and working, on writing and words, me,
Rambling and run on grammar and have they yet wrote poetry accepted and appreciated when needed liken to saying do as I say not as I do yet I got F for frequency not an aye and, or, but, yet, for, nor, and so I will use all in a row to show it seems to me to be a rhyme scheme against me but I am not scared no not a bit your who do's and what not's I will the enjamber be if you will from start too when this rhyme quits
Got me a brand new electrical car
The range aint no good
I can’t go very far
It never quite reaches the places I need
I reckon I’m wanting
A much longer lead
Running Its Course Horn Limerick
Instead of nature running its course
They found themselves in state of remorse
Ended up eating a terrible dinner
Cooked by sinner who is a beginner
Who never would reveal true source.
humor, humorous, sick,
My running nose means
That I have to run faster
WHERE IS THAT KLEENEX!?
I heard the neighbors shouting.
I leaped from my bed
Naked, and grabbed my pants,
fearing the ladies would laugh.
For the "Last Chance" contest
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
I’m running late
It’s half seven
Should be at work at eight
Brush my teeth
Wash my face
Need a shave
Look a disgrace
I’ll wear last night shirt
Give it a dab with the iron
Few creases gone
That will do looks fine
Have to have an espresso
With three toast and marmite
Feel the life coming back
Outside looks cold white and bright
Run to the bus stop
It’s five to eight
The boss is gonna kill me
I’ll definitely be late
No busses called a cab
Be here in fifteen this is sad
Standing in this cold
You got to be mad
Cabby’s in a good mood
Singing a song then I hear him say
As I jump out and double money I pay
Merry Christmas, and have a nice day.
art, funny, on writing and words,
now i tell you what I know
a puma is a big cat
a nike is an obsolete missile
and adidas was an ancient
Greek God, in love with himself
and for sure, shoes
don't run, people do,
and if you haven't tried
the mummy steak,
you're really missing out!!!LOL/
funny, life, uplifting, visionary, me,
You cracked me up,
And left me breathless.
My coffee cup,
I’m a little restless.
I repeated a line,
What am I doing?
Maybe trying to rhyme,
Is what I’m pursuing.
This will have to wait,
Work is calling,
I am running late,
No need balling,
Hurry, hurry get a shower,
Get to work,
In less than an hour.
Oh my oh my,
Is freezing here,
Forget the shower,
Go have a beer.
Warm you up,
I doubt that,
My coffee cup,
Where’s my hat.
Will continue this,
At a later date
Hurry, hurry I’m running late.
family, house, humor, word play,
The place where they stay is just a shack
Their clothes made from a burlap sack
Running water's here
But just to be clear
They run to the well and bring it back!
Eight Nuns Running
Eight nuns running down a path far below
Ethel, Edith, Ellen, Barb each in deep snow
From the way they all look might be putting
up a gong show, till they all fall down
while they're all wearing frilly long gowns.
We had a car swap at our house today,
I got the one with a remainder to pay.
Everyone was happy with the one they got,
but then my brother called, his ran hot.
Off I went to carry him mine,
looking for parts, he could not find.
I loaned him mine, so he would not have to walk,
and now I only have my telephone that's all.
Maybe tomorrow he can find what he needs,
just my luck, trying to do a good deed.
anger, computer, humorous,
Seems like I spend most of my day
Waiting for a script running long
If you asked me I'd have to say
The waiting so long is so wrong
Get those scripts a pair of sneakers
An energy drink they could pound
My computer has great speakers
But not while the circle goes around!
Come on now, I've got stuff to do
I don't need to wait here all day
We have those drones flying around
Why can't we find a better way!
James Edward Lee Sr.
adventure, confusion, crazy, endurance, humorous,
A Running Lass Called Doralee Who Fell While Running Free- -
There once was a young lass who skipped.
She thought she was awfully ripped.
It was rather dry,
But not very spy,
She just couldn't say no to the script
She once was a runner who skipped.
Sure liked her bare feet shaken wet.
With a terrible roar,
She fell to the floor,
She just couldn't say no to the slip
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2020