Humorous and funny Musaddas poems and/or funny poems about Musaddas. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Musaddas funny poems!
Written by
Daniel Turner
Categories:
funny, love, sad,
How Long
I've never kissed a pig with my eyes closed
Nor have I ever held a hand of time
However, there was once when I proposed
But that was back when I was in my prime
I still recall how much she loved to dance
She'd laugh at me and make my face turn red
She taught me all the secrets of romance
That love was what one did, not what one said
I search the shadows for her purple hue
I take her mem'ry everywhere I go
Its smile has it's own special shade of blue
Its taste so sweet no one could ever know
They tell me only time mends broken hearts
I wonder just how long before it starts.
by Daniel Turner
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
fun, funny, sad, school,
The Class Clown
He's the class clown, full of hijinks and pranks,
Puts tacks on your seat, swallows fish from the tank.
He's full of you-know-what and vinegar, energy galore,
Will he act goofy today? -- Does a hungry lion roar?...
...Back at home, he trudges slowly through the side door,
A frown and fret on his heart, like a festering sore,
His mind a dark cavern, not a thing to live for.
He takes off his mask, the transition's complete,
'Cuz you can't be a clown when life's got you beat.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
funeral, humor, sad,
Funeral Footles
Deceased
Released
Goodbye
I cry
Church pew
Hurts you
My bum
Now numb
No droppin*
The coffin!
4th March 2015
Written before dad’s funeral - I'll take my cushion to sit on lol
* not proper footle but I had to add it!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
humor, sad love,
- Boys Will Be Boys -
Some unmarried older men
want the same from their mistresses as their socks
~ gently used and freedom ~
Cheers for freedom
~
Be you
Be true
Do not ever be blue
15.02.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Written by
Theresa A.K.A. Reecie
Categories:
fear, funny, social,
The Sad Truth About Life
Oh the horror!
For people,
it's just fun!
~Reecie
Written by
Robin L. Gass
Categories:
funny, holiday
The Sad Little Pumpkin
Little pumpkin very sad
for in white he'd been clad
To be a lantern was his dream
but woeful he was white as cream
So I said, to his delight,
that I liked his coat of white
Now, because I liked him most,
my Jack O' Lantern is a ghost
Inspired by Raul Morenos' White Pumpkin contest
Written by
Constance La France
Categories:
humor, sad,
We Nurses Have a Saying
the lights are on but nobody is home,
the confused elderly mumble and roam,
at the nursing desk they stand,
their minds in another land,
no shoes, no clothes, the hair could use a comb.
_____________________
May 4, 2015
Poetry/Limerick/we nurses have a saying
Copyright Protected, 04-669-187-04
All Rights Reserved, 2015, Constance La France
"The lights are on but nobody is home" is a common idiom
used to describe a person mentally vacant or lacking awareness.
Written for the Standard contest, Dumb and Dumber, Personal Quotes,
Sponsor, John Freeman, Judged 2015
Second Place
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
beach, gender, humorous, sad love,
I Found No Joy - She's a Ladyboy
In Asia I met a cute gal named Mai Tai
She sure stole the heart of this old guy
On the soft sand we kissed and caressed
Mai’s absolutely stunning, I feel so blessed
I sense there’ll be fireworks under the moon
Our passion is rising when we start to spoon
Her perfect pert body I begin to kiss and caress
One thing leads to another, we start to undress
Alas, when Mai Tai removes her lacy thong
I’m stunned when she reveals a pink dong
I back away disgust, for ‘she’s’ a ladyboy
With this he/she I sure won’t find any joy!
So when looking for love, I’d advise you all to beware
The truth of one's gender’s hidden in their underwear!
6/24/18
Written by
Heather Hill
Categories:
funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, romance, sad, song-sympathy, teen
The Break Up- Footle Contest
Cold stares
heart tares
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
funny, sad,
- Tango - All Alone -
Melancholy sets in
and twist easily
around the joy that is stuck
in the glue
It's hard to dance tango - without a partner
10.04.2014
A-L Andresen :)
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, funny, identity, journey, missing you, sad
My Password
I think
My computer has dementia
It keep asking me for
my password
my password
my password
I keep telling it--
I think
it has forgotten it
My password
Written by
Donald J Bennett
Categories:
fantasy, funny, old,
A Sad Old Flea
A sad old flea and a silly old gnat
were boogieing it down
on the neck of an aristocrat
When suddenly Splat
they're flat
And that was that
Written by
Ken Duddle
Categories:
angst, funny, hope, sad, satire, uplifting
Nothing But Lint
Nothing But Lint
Nothing but lint
in my pocket.
It could be said
that I am skint.
I did have cash
to start the day.
But money,
no sooner earned,
is no sooner spent …
they say.
Now I sit alone
in a diner cafe.
Slowly drinking
one last black coffee.
But hey!
What is that
on the floor?
Near the leg of the table
by the door.
It's a new penny coin
all shiny with glint.
Now there is something
in my pocket … besides lint.
Written by
Iolanda Scripca
Categories:
death, nature, sad, sky, giggle,
Death of the Deer
Chasing dazzled eyes of dew
Forests tickling greenness at my toes
Pebbles giggle lullabies in blue
Thirst is penetrating soul...
Echoed steps worries the skies
Violins long for their trees
Thunder without lightning shoots
Wounded sunset bleeds on heart
Chased and dazzled, color-blinded
Grass turns sky and sky is dirty...
No more thirst, a deaf encounter
Hunters of my soul...and I...
Written by
James Inman
Categories:
funny, january, sad, sweet, tribute,
Me and Eeyore, On the Year of My Birth
Just my mother tryin for
anothur moment of agonised , blisful but
nevurending hapiness, sharin with no one hur
uninterupting joy until my overly large but othurwise
average head appears and the docter says, "anothur
regular ordinary baby, happy new
year I'm sory, what did you say his name was"
08/13/2015
Written by
Sabion Osore
Categories:
crazy, funny, love, love hurts, sad love, satire
Suicidal Love
Suicidal Love
It chokes and mauls me,
It suffocates me as its venom spread to shake my heart,
It kneads and lives me vulnerable to hurt,
When you hunt it,
I remained obdurate to love,
Its obsession sucks my strength,
When the peril of real epitome of African beauty sprout her,
Chokes and desires of having you drown me into sour guts,
It is a suicide how this eerie feeling fills,
For it freezes not the frosted and fermented heart to freedom
It is suicidal how love is.
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
drink, humorous, sad,
Nissed As a Pewt
Ted got nissed as a pewt last night
Tried walking, his legs were not right
He stumbled and fell
Woke up in a cell …
He’ll be back in the pub tonight!
Submitted to Any poem not for a contest sponsored by Broken Wings
27th February 2016
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
funny, sad, words, writing,
I Love You For Being You
Ideas conveyed in trails of semantics
Or moving over horse and bars in gymnastics
Tumbling, rolling, scribbling phonetics
Reeling, shrilling, scorching like ballistics
Quibbling over ideas and reams of whims
Rattling odd stories of soul's whines and trims
Yours is the power over lines and grims
Absolution or redemption atop one's dreamed
old gym hymns
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, sad
Money Not Love
Went to Wal-Mart to buy a Christmas ham
All I could find was a giant traffic jam
Near the toys__decorations
By my calculations
Come day after Christmas, dumpsters see cram
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
drink, holiday, humorous, new year, sad, stress
2021 a New Year
2020 drove me to disappear,
2021 is almost here.
Off for drinks and zen, all I can say is hooray and amen.
Date Written:12/20/2020
3 Place Christmas Chastushka - Rules Revised Contest Judged:12/24/2020
Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous, sad love,
Keith's Teeth
An unfortunate fellow named Keith
He had terribly prominent teeth
When he flashed a smile
They stuck out a mile
Dribble ran down his chin underneath
A beautiful lady caught his eye
After dating a kiss they did try
But his date soon walked away
When his teeth got in the way
He was bereft and started to cry
23rd March 2016
Written by
Jerry Dinzes
Categories:
confusion, funny, on writing and words, people, sad
Slam Poetry Is For Orangutangs!
The Orangutang:
There once was a traditionalist,
Who in his ignorance had missed
The beauty of youth,
The ever-changing truth!
He's a typical fundamentalist!
The Traditionalist:
"I can't stand these kids and their slang!
They are just looking for a bang!
Their rhymes are funky,
But so are monkeys!"
- Did he just call me an orangutang?
"These darn kids and this gosh darn slam,
It may flow, but it's still a scam!
If it ain't metered,
Then it's petered!
Why waste your ink scribbling flimflam?"
Written by
Mason Hartley
Categories:
humor, philosophy, sad, satire, simple, society
Daylight Savings
Daylight savings lies.
The days length never changes
Nor do I sleep more.
Written by
Joy Wellington
Categories:
funny, lost love, sad,
Divorce Club
((Haiku))
Love seems endlessly
Then stalactites stalagmites
Divorce comes for sure
((Limerick))
She walk down the isle smiling in white dress
In the courthouse in black dress, what a mess
Lovers dancing on the sand
Divorce and money in hand
Got her money's worth, who laughs last laughs best
((Couplet))
The guy thinks he can outsmart the girl
The girl knows after divorce she owns his world
~Divorce Club~
Contest for : (Destroyer ((Poet
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
betrayal, humorous, sad love, wedding,
Mail Order Bride Part 2 - For Arthur Vaso - Bawdy Limerick
Ted purchased an Internet bride
She arrived and stood at Ted’s side
But imagine Ted’s shock –
His new ‘bride’ had a ****
Ted’s chagrin cannot be denied
Ted discovered his ‘brides’ name was Bill
Who’d grown breasts with the aid of a pill
Ted was very annoyed
Said their marriage was void
The thought of sex now made him feel ill!
Inspired by a comment Arthur made on my poem posted yesterday called Mail Order Brides
17th February 2017