Funny Poems About Sailing or Sailing Funny Poems

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Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: humorous,

Gone Sailing

If tomorrow I am no more,
it will have been a
pleasure in loving you;
if tomorrow you are no more...
I'm taking a singles cruise.

Poem Details | by Kim Rodrigues |
Categories: humor,


There once was a man with no dread.
He sailed an infant over head.
     All glee with “coo” mouth.
     A spew — it went South.
A wash - on the tongue it did spread.