Funny Poems About Sailing or Sailing Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Sailing poems and/or funny poems about Sailing. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Sailing funny poems!

Written by George Aul
Categories: humorous,

Gone Sailing

If tomorrow I am no more,
it will have been a
pleasure in loving you;
if tomorrow you are no more...
I'm taking a singles cruise.

Written by Kim Rodrigues
Categories: humor,

Sailing

There once was a man with no dread.
He sailed an infant over head.
     All glee with “coo” mouth.
     A spew — it went South.
A wash - on the tongue it did spread.

3/6/2020